Tuesday, September 4, 2012

KKS flaunts his pedophilia in preparation for Dani's debut


Now we know why he kicked out Hwayoung, and really, we should have known all along. The nipple slip incident made him very uncomfortable from then on. He could no longer see her without having traumatic flashbacks of her fully developed breasts bouncing around, so he waited for the next group conflict to come up and gave her the boot.

But now we are faced with a new problem. He wanted Dani to debut at this time to make T-ara the ultimate pedosexy group in kpop, but she didn't want to be a burden and requested to debut later. What was he going to do? He already had the title track picked out! She was his hot trend sexy icon!

So it came to him in a stroke of genius, or perhaps you could say he came to it after many strokes: A child version of T-ara! It may be true that Boram hasn't aged since she was 10, but the other members have become far too mature! You can't show all those S-lines and call it sexy, so put children next to them, and from then on their grown up form can remind him of the real deal! The irresistible logic of facts! No more repeating the Hwayoung incident!

So now if you buy T-ara's Sexy Love you will own an album with dolled-up children on the cover. This is to remind you of the new Dani-focus that T-ara will have in the near future. Don't give up hope, pedophiles of the world, your leader Kim Kwang Soo is looking out for you! In fact, it's better than you ever dreamed!

Hey little sexy girl! You are so sexy!

This "little T-ara" will be performing with them for their comeback stage on September 6th! You don't just have to imagine what it's like based on the cover, you'll be able to see their pedosexy dancing on live television! The children may also function as a protection from the rage of antifans so they aren't pelted with various produce and eggs and booed off the stage. Genius!

30 comments:

  1. KKS is fapping to the rehearsal as we speak
    I have also received word that seungri has also joined the pedoclub as vice president
    media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwylbePNsN1qgl4vp.gif

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  2. Oh God.....*facepalm*.
    I am so done with this group when that Giraffe joins.

    T-ara's destruction continues to go on and on and on...and on and on. This is now fact - CCM is becoming heaven for pedos and the only good pedophile is a dead pedophile.

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    1. What you wrote:
      "...the only good pedophile is a dead pedophile."

      What I read:
      "...the only good person with a fetish is a dead person with a fetish."

      No. Just...don't.

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    2. Exactly. It's not their fault. After all, the leading cause of paedophilia is sexy children.

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    3. Sexy nose sexy legs sexy giraffe sexy eyes

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  3. The one second from the right looks promising tbh
    need a good quality pic before I can really really pass judgement/fap

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  4. Hardly anything on the two albums covers makes sense, but that is expected of CCM anyway.

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    1. Is that going to be their album cover?

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  6. KKS is going to feed the kids all the rice cakes that will be thrown at them.
    BRILLIANT!!!
    Saves him a ton of money.

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    1. I forgot to also say that the little muchkins are only going to be on for about 30 secs in the intro.

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    2. The kids are there to protect t-ara from the awesome egg throwing skills of pissed bespectacled nerds

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    3. He should probably have picked fatter children, then

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    4. I kinda feel bad for laughing at this comment. XD

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    5. I wanna jizz on that one kid's big forehead. Is that pedo?

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  7. I'm here for the free handjob.

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  8. On the real though, Boram is actually STILL the smallest one. Poor, adorable girl (woman?).

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  9. i dont know who is more of a pedo
    yg or kks
    sm was a pedo when he debuted boa


    gd vs kks !

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    1. Imma say KKS, first the thing with the Giraffe, now this with the 'little T-ara' (isnt Boram little enough?)

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    2. Stfu Sunny. You are my number one girl! Besides Seo, she is too pure and aesexual. Btw yu looked gorgeous in SNSD PV!

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    3. ok...i love the name Sunny_fag. As I have stated before I was (and still kind of am) a sunshiner! I love me some sunny and probably always will (until she gets old, fat, has kids, or gets married).

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    4. Fuck... I wanted to be sunny_fag.........

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  10. OMG... Dani doesn't even know Korean.

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  12. Maybe they have that Benjamin Button disease.

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  13. The whol Asian men into pedo thing just grosses me out
    That is so nasty so very nasty

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  14. They canceled the Little T-ara thing. There goes Kim Kwang Soo's boner.

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  15. Quote of the day: "The irresistable logic of facts"

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  16. I've read it somewhere else before that T-ara's contract with CCM expires next year. Given T-ara's ascending popularity prior to the scandal and their growing discontentment with KKS's nonsense, there was a real possibility that T-ara might opt out of CCM next year. Therefore, here is another one for you conspiracy theorists: It's not implausible that the entire scandal is plotted by KKS to keep his favourite sex toys by his side. Now that T-ara's reputation has been forever battered and tarnished, the girls have nowhere to turn to but stick with KKS's horror show, and his impotent phallus..............

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