Ever since the news broke that popular girl group T-ara would be adding an eighth member, Dani, to their ranks, nothing but shock and outrage has been expressed among both fans and the general public.
Core Contents Media, T-ara’s parent company, recently revealed how the young American became the newest bastardization of the group. “Dani was cast on the street by Kim Kwang Soo,” said a representative for CCM. “It was his first streetside casting in his 30-year-long career in entertainment. He usually prefers couch casting.”
Dani, who has lived in the United States since she was four years
old, had been visiting Korea to meet her parents. After seeing her
standing at a crosswalk, Kim Kwang Soo turned his car around when sexual fantasies of her wouldn’t leave his head, or his head, CCM revealed.
Although having no prior experience in singing or acting, nor any
desire to become a prostitute, KKS was confident he had discovered the girl to satisfy his
unpolished knob. Street castings, although popular ten years ago, have
fallen out of favor, as the police have watched more closely in recent years – with private auditions being the preferred method of
selecting new trainees.
Meanwhile, Dani, saying “I don’t want to take over BJ duties for the T-ara unnies”,
has pushed back her debut from July to December. She will have an
acting role in the new music video for T-ara, slated to be released
sometime in July.
Hahaha
ReplyDeletePoor the girl
lol pick up on the streets just like a hooker
ReplyDeleteThe worst part is that she's also practicing rapping. As if T-ara needed another rapper. So, one two vocalists (Soyeon and Hyomin), three rappers (Eunjung, Hwayoung, Dani) and three members who contribute nothing to the song (Jiyeon, Qri, Boram.)
ReplyDeleteKKS is such a genius.
Hyomin's a better rapper than Hwadog. Also, the mysterious 8th member is probably a rapper too.
DeleteNext Wu Tang Clan. I've already called it.
No way, did you see her latest mixtape? That shit was legit.
DeleteThe last thing I'd want to hear in any T-ara song is some fucking 12 year old 'rapping'/fast-talking.
DeleteWow, the more and more I think of this the more I a bit sad.
ReplyDeleteI really like T-ara and I just think this is the worst decision that could have been made. This is a complete joke. It's over for T-ara. Sorry, but that's the truth. It's over girls. END IT!
Twerk it
ReplyDeleteENCORE YOU DIRTY LITTLE PIMP http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xj223e_twerkin-it-to-twerk-work-56-cofe-gbake_music
DeleteStreetside casting -- proof that talent doesn't mean shit in Kpop.
ReplyDelete"when sexual fantasies of her wouldn’t leave his head, or his head, CCM revealed." loooooooooooooool
ReplyDeleteWhy are you being like this? It's making me cry, cry. We used to be lovey dovey, but now I must say goodbye, OK?
ReplyDeletetalent? what's talent? let's pick the girl who turns on old men
ReplyDeletecan she fuck off?
ReplyDeleteWhere's the Punisher when you really need him....*sigh*
ReplyDelete"Although having no prior experience in singing or acting, nor any desire to become a prostitute, KKS was confident he had discovered the girl to satisfy his unpolished knob."
ReplyDeletemade my day
I wish i was a ceo of a ent company.
ReplyDeleteThis kss makes lsm looks like an angel
It's quite obviously that T-ara is literally screwed by their own CEO.They've been kept by him as sex toys, sex slaves? I don't know, but anyone can tell that KKS enjoys heaping one humiliation upon them after another. Maybe he derives sexual pleasures from all the ridicules T-ara receives as a result of his antics? This is the only plausible explanation I can think up of for his latest lunacies.
ReplyDeleteWhen you said "literally", I didn't think you meant "literally".
DeleteThen I read the next sentence, and realized that you did mean "literally".
If ya'll need me I'ma be out by the crosswalk. You just might be looking at T-ara's future 10th member.
ReplyDeleteWill you be wearing a schoolgirl uniform & nonchalantly sucking on a lollipop?
DeleteDon't forget us after your rise to stardom!
DeleteWill you bite off KKS's sausage if he asks you for satisfaction of his tiny knob?
DeletePromising to make the jailbait an idol, then actually following through and making her one? Thats some dedicated "grooming", respect. Wonder how much he paid the girls parents? More or less for her growing up american?
ReplyDeleteNow i'm sad that with a 12 year old in the group there probably won't be any more nip-slips for a couple years. Boo hiss.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casting_couch
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casting_couch
ReplyDeleteShe has quite a nice face shape eyes and lips but she'll probably end up getting a nosejob along the way.
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