It's official. You can use any set of random factoids to prove anything resembles something else, no exceptions. Prepare your brain for a barrage of mindbending stupidity and contrived "evidence."
I'll concede that their deep-voiced rappers both have 3 letter English stage synonyms. BUT OH MAN, THEY SHARE A BIRTHDAY SO MINDBLOWN. OH DAAAAAAYUM, ONE OF THEM LOOKS UP TO THE OTHER. SO FUCKING SIMILAR...!! THEY'RE PRACTICALLY THE SAME PERSON, TOO BAD ONLY ONE OF THEM BEATS DAUGHTERS.
Also, some of the members of both groups seemed to have had the same hairstyle at one point. TEEN TOP’s Ricky and T.O.P both have donned the “jandi” hairstyle, while C.A.P and Big Bang’s Daesung have both had a haircut in which their bangs cover one of their eye, and TEEN TOP’s L. Joe and Big Bang’s G-Dragon have had red hair.HOLY SHIT, THEY'VE HAD THE SAME HAIRCUTS BEFORE? GODDAMN, OF THE HANDFUL OF POSSIBLE MALE HAIRCUTS CURRENTLY EN VOGUE RIGHT NOW, BIG BANG AND TEEN TOP SHARED 2?? AND AT ONE POINT THEY HAD SIMILAR HAIR COLORS, OH MY MIND IS FULL OF FUCK AT HOW BIG OF A COINCIDENCE THIS MUST BE.
In addition, Big Bang’s T.O.P shares the same name with TEEN TOP’s agency, T.O.P Media, which is owned by Shinhwa‘s Andy, who released a hit song called “T.O.P” with Shinhwa back in 1999.BRB SHITTING MYSELF BECAUSE TOP HAS THE SAME NAME AS THEIR AGENCY, AN AGENCY THAT IS OWNED BY A MEMBER OF SHINHWA, A GROUP THAT RELEASED A SONG THAT HAS THE SAME NAME AS TOP TOO. LEO WANTED TO GO DEEPER, THAT SHIT'S DEEPER THAN MINZY'S ASSHOLE.
ALL THIS NUMEROLOGY, SONES AIN'T GOT SHIT.
|IT'S A FUCKING DAEBAKKAKE ALL OVER MY FACE|