Friday, June 22, 2012

TEEN TOP = BIG BANG



It's official. You can use any set of random factoids to prove anything resembles something else, no exceptions. Prepare your brain for a barrage of mindbending stupidity and contrived "evidence."

The first case in point was the similarity between Big Bang’s T.O.P and TEEN TOP‘s C.A.P.
Both T.O.P and C.A.P are the rappers of their respective groups and are known for wearing their own trademark sunglasses.  They also both adopted three-letter English stage names and were born on November 4th.
Furthermore, when TEEN TOP first debuted, C.A.P wrote on his personal profile that his role model was T.O.P and that he would like to become close with him.
I'll concede that their deep-voiced rappers both have 3 letter English stage synonyms. BUT OH MAN, THEY SHARE A BIRTHDAY SO MINDBLOWN. OH DAAAAAAYUM, ONE OF THEM LOOKS UP TO THE OTHER. SO FUCKING SIMILAR...!! THEY'RE PRACTICALLY THE SAME PERSON, TOO BAD ONLY ONE OF THEM BEATS DAUGHTERS.

Also, some of the members of both groups seemed to have had the same hairstyle at one point. TEEN TOP’s Ricky and T.O.P both have donned the “jandi” hairstyle, while C.A.P and Big Bang’s Daesung have both had a haircut in which their bangs cover one of their eye, and TEEN TOP’s L. Joe and Big Bang’s G-Dragon have had red hair.
HOLY SHIT, THEY'VE HAD THE SAME HAIRCUTS BEFORE? GODDAMN, OF THE HANDFUL OF POSSIBLE MALE HAIRCUTS CURRENTLY EN VOGUE RIGHT NOW, BIG BANG AND TEEN TOP SHARED 2?? AND AT ONE POINT THEY HAD SIMILAR HAIR COLORS, OH MY MIND IS FULL OF FUCK AT HOW BIG OF A COINCIDENCE THIS MUST BE.


In addition, Big Bang’s T.O.P shares the same name with TEEN TOP’s agency, T.O.P Media, which is owned by Shinhwa‘s Andy, who released a hit song called “T.O.P” with Shinhwa back in 1999.
BRB SHITTING MYSELF BECAUSE TOP HAS THE SAME NAME AS THEIR AGENCY, AN AGENCY THAT IS OWNED BY A MEMBER OF SHINHWA, A GROUP THAT RELEASED A SONG THAT HAS THE SAME NAME AS TOP TOO.  LEO WANTED TO GO DEEPER, THAT SHIT'S DEEPER THAN MINZY'S ASSHOLE.
Moreover, another similarity between Big Bang and TEEN TOP was the one-year age gap between each of the members in their respective groups.  Starting from the youngest to the oldest, in Big Bang,Seungri was born in 1990, Daesung in 1989, G-Dragon and Taeyang in 1988, and T.O.P in 1987. In TEEN TOP, Ricky and Changjo were born in 1995, Niel in 1994, L.Joe and Chunji in 1993, and C.A.P in 1992.
When the last two digits of both the Big Bang and TEEN TOP’s members birth years are added, it equals 1004. In Korean, the number 1004 can be pronounced as “chun-sah”, which also means Angel. Angel also happens to be the name of TEEN TOP’s fanclub, and additionally, the first letter of five of Big Bang’s hit songs, “Always“, “Number1“, “Goodbye Baby“, “Everything“, “La La La” spell out the word ‘ANGEL’.

ALL THIS NUMEROLOGY, SONES AIN'T GOT SHIT.
Likewise, G-Dragon recorded a commercial with Song Hae Na, who also recently featured in TEEN TOP’s latest music video for “To You“.
In addition, TEEN TOP’s Ricky and G-Dragon were both child actors before they debuted as a boy group.
Lastly, the real name of L.Joe, who is widely known for being a big fan of G-Dragon, is Lee Byung Hyun. Similarly, the A-list actor Lee Byung Hun has stated that the only idol group he is a fan of is Big Bang.
IT'S A FUCKING DAEBAKKAKE ALL OVER MY FACE

43 comments:

  1. zaku cant control HER Feels for TOP

    T.O.Pception
    tasted it!

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  2. You forgot the part where they covered Big Bang songs like "Sunset Glow".

    Seriously, fuck these little shits. They're the second most useless trash male group in K-pop. Their songs are shit, their members are shit and their fanclub is insane to almost the same degree as ELF.

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    1. Really. Ive never heard of such creature
      Who might actually be as the same lvl as elfs aye?

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    2. ...... Jakkuman is being very sarcastic.

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    3. AND DON'T EVER FORGET THAT NIEL!!!! UGH OMG WHAT AN ABOMINATION!!! A FUCKING FISH IN HUMAN FORM!!!

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    4. But at least ELFs admit their oppa are talentless(except for KRY, Henry, Zhou Mi, and maybe even Kangin, Sungmin, Donghae and Eungay who actually are talented IMO) and that their last album was crap.
      But Super Junior are Sexy, Free, and Single so STFU.

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    5. Sooner or later, Super Junior is gonna become Super Senior.

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    6. Even when they debuted they were Super Senior and my last sentence was sarcastic.^^

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  3. Ensuing VIP-BJ alliance. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!

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    1. Minah is a fat whore. Better fat whore than Suzy IMO!

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    2. Suzy is a BIG BONED whore. That is all.

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  5. Daesung killed a guy with his car; Niel's face looks like it's been run over.

    WOW

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  6. allkpop just gets stupider and stupider.

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  7. How is it akf has 125 members but only 4 people post on each article?

    just wondering.

    carry on

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    1. I'm usually too lazy to read ALL the articles but end up reading them when I'm bored.

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  8. Why the fuck are they even known? I don't even- DAESUNG SHOULD RUN OVER THEM WITH HIS CAR
    Lol @ the sones finding secret meanings in the video of the boyz

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  9. Ah~ But all these cryptic intelligentista attempt by fangirls reminds me of the days when I cringed at knowing how Playgirlz (and Hottests)tried to connect two groups with all their might.

    (e.g. THIS http://afterschooldaze.wordpress.com/2011/12/20/fan-written-the-story-of-after-school-and-2pm-2011/)

    Also brings me back the days of trying to write my own Conspiracy article on SISTARxSecret rivalry and sisterhood. Should have a Korean movie and be called SISTARhood of Secret Fugs. Very apt title for a good proportion of QTs and Hong Kong faces in both groups WHICH I think is also one of the factors that validate the much needed Star1-SecreTime alliance. A realization and fulfillment in the making akin to the Revelation, like the coming of two moons. EXOplanetary oppars!

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  10. So that's what fangirls do when they're not going batshit crazy worshipping their oppars and unnis or cursing at eachother in AKP or Youtube.

    THIS IS A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY!!!!!!!!!

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  11. fangirls are great spies... they can decode, interpret, and relate EVERYTHING.

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    1. I use to be like the fangirls this site mocks. That was, until I turned 15, and my favorite pairing I was stalking turned out to be...explicit and obvious. Gaaaaaaaaaayy.

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  12. It would be uncool if these guys start to loose their hair..

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  13. ZAKU OPPARCHAN HAD SPOKEN!!!!!

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  14. Some similarities I see

    P.O.T. and C.R.A.P. are two of the wackest rappers in the game whose bullshit Engrish makes me cringe; their stage names are also monkey balls awful

    Every time I see Chunji I want to punch him in the throat; every time I see G Dragon I want to punch him in the throat

    I want to have sex with Deasung; I want to have sex with L Joe

    Taeyang's head is way too big for his body; Changjo's head is way too big for his body

    Niel looks like Sebastian from Little Mermaid; G Dragon looks like Ursula from Little Mermaid

    Simon er. . . . Ricky is too irrelevant for me to care about

    Both V.I.P.s and Angels need massive amounts of dick in their life to cure their obvious retardation

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    1. Well said my friend, well said
      But what about Seungri? :o

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    2. Seungri who? No one cares about him. IrrelevNt maknae

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    3. But he's the sex :o
      Is the only purpose of his existence after all

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    4. Yrp. But his bodies.. Is like my little bro body.. I have a better body than him. Just saying

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    5. Seungri is a douche bag to the highest degree but I would fuck him nine ways from sunday. I bet he's into some really freaky shit.

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  15. Both boy groups were also started by past members of boy groups.

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  16. Seungracist oppar > all these faggots lbr.

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  17. I want to say something witty about this too, but..
    I just don't have that kind of talent. I'm just gonna enjoy reading the comments. lol

    Pls review Jo Kwon's I'm Da One? LOL

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  18. they almost have the same picture too teen top -> http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire4/581ad35ac9f3fc0ca44bada111a958861278908759_full.jpg big bang -> https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=gi8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=uR3-T9DUKqGO2AXv7pG8Dw&ved=0CEgQBSgA&q=big+bang+i%27m+still+alive&spell=1&biw=933&bih=737#

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