Monday, June 11, 2012

DARA....U MAD!?!?!?!?





I don't have to write shit. This is news in itself.

YOUR REACTION WHEN IN OR OUT

FUCK YOU BITCH!


Guess it's time to give the song the respect it deserves. Time for our beloved PINOY 2NE1 member to have a tribute. I mean, she's literally the best thing about 2ne1----best rapping ability, best vocals, best dance moves, and best all around members. She's really the best thing there is in kpop and I hope all you Dara fans agree with me. So glad she got out of that shit hole they call pinoyland...opps didn't meant racism jk don't sue my ass slump and made it in Korea. Cheers!




 

 -------------------BONUS


OH SHIT WHY IS JIYEON IN THIS UPDATE!!!?!???

YOUR MIND IS RAPED!

SQUIRREL RAPE COMMENCING

EWWWW NICOLE LOOK LIKE SHIT....ENJOY YOUR AIDS NICOLE!

U MAD!?!

FABULOUS PHOTOSHOOP UPDATE!



76 comments:

  1. "I don't have to write shit. This is news in itself." I see what you did there.

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    1. I'm starting every article like this now.

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    2. oppar i hope u dont make the next 7 articles with a new AS member concept photo with shit up their ass

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    3. I hope they have shit in their asses. From now on. All members of AS will have shit oozing out of their asses.

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    4. OPPAR PLZ MAKE THE SHIT FLOW OUT OF UEE AND JUNGAH NAO!!!

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    5. chuck did a wonderful nara shit pic

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  2. U copy david fresh!. David will sue you!

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    1. David Song oppar

      THIS ARTICLE SO LATE PINOYS ALREADY ABUSED ENTIRE IN OR OUT SONG YEARS BEFORE YOU THOUGHT OF DIS

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  3. Omo. cum in or out?
    Inside ur tight childlike pussy. Or on ur small asian ass./ flat chest?. Even taeyang and daesung has nicer boobies than dara

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    1. Cum in OR out...cumming in or outt!!!!!


      Well, I know Dara has the body of an 11 year old, but I'd probably sex her up if she asked. Like if she wanted me to penetrate her vagina with my penis....yeah I'd do it. I'd probably jizz inside of her to. Even if she said no.

      I'd probably try to hump her arm too.

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    1. We* fuck this galaxy note! Such a small screen to type into.....:trollface:

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    2. u like that squirrel shit?

      bestiality must be in

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    3. Of course I like "that squirrel shit"...

      Wasn't she included in the article because she is cute and pretty?

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    4. @sulli_fag - Sorry, I shouldn't have doubted your intentions. It was rude of me to ask. It's just that I read a lot of questionable comments sometimes.

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    5. lol sulli, 'squirrel shit'. Now I'm damn curious as to see what squirrel shit really does look like cuz I've yet to see a single damn squirrel here in New Zealand.

      I have seen possum shit though. With a dead possum. Best of all, when we were driving the car out of the garage, we always ran over the damn same corpse every day - and saw it rot every single day too.

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  5. Dara nicole are cute?

    Not sure ur trolling

    = =

    Or just blind

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    1. I'll have sex with anything. Even amber. Get dat strap on ready amber. I'm cumming homemmmmmeeee!

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    2. You'll have sex with anything? Hell, I bet you'll have sex with KKS, LSM, JYP and Papa YG too then!

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    1. Japanese girls 4ever and ever.

      Live with it!

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    2. Ah Sulli_Fag you beech <333 I'm Japanese! But why do you think Japanese over you Koreans?

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    3. There is a higher percentage of Japanese women who are beautiful compared to Korean girls. Yes, Korean women are beautiful but I also think there are a majority of fugly ones out there. Although not seen on the internet/tv/movies, I don't think these types of entertainment represents what's really out there. Japan however, you can walk to streets and chikan in the trains...maybe even eel rape a girl on the street and no one will care. A higher percentage of japanese girls are prettier IMO.

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    4. It annoys me to no end when Koreaboos think that all korean women look like Kim Tae Hee or Lee Min Ho or their idols. You can eel rape and no one will care? I need to go back ASAP and see this with my own eyes instead of watching hentai eel pr0nz.

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    5. ugly people are more fun to have sex with anyway they do all the work

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    6. You just called me fug?!!!!!1221
      Or do you mean that because people always say Japanese girls lay there like a log during sex?
      What does your comment have to do with?

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    7. @sulli, I'd say thats subject to debate to some degree. Back when I went to Japan in 07, most of the beautiful ones I saw were in Tokyo or Osaka. Didn't see anyone worth a fuck in Kyoto or Nara lolz.

      @u-know - so damn agreed. It's annoying, pathetic and most of all, cringeworthy as hell.

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    8. But seriously most Korean girls look pig disgusting. It's just the truth. japanese women are naturally beautiful---sort of.

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    9. Most is overstretching it - LOTS would be the better way to express it :).

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    10. I like chinese types of girls
      Like fei
      They arent plastic like some.
      But i got to say hongkonger girls with square box face turned me off

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    11. @uknow - of all Chinese gals I've seen, they're either really, really, really, REALLY REALLY fugly and vice versa. The 'average' ones wear shitloads of makeup - probably so they don't get compared with the super fugly ones.

      At least thats the case of the Chinese in NZ.

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    12. I think all of us can agree that all girls are beautiful. It just depends on how hard they try :)))

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    13. there is quite an equal percentage of fug and good looking koreans (namja and yeoja) here. it's usually just like the for most of the time. less are in between. derp

      JIEUN IS WAIFU MATERIAL CUZ SHE PULLS OF A CHINESE MMKAY

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    14. @SuJunk - Hello. Everyone is beautiful. It just depends on how hard they try :)

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    15. ^This is not Allkpop. Be Bad!

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    16. this diadem 7-ara/9-ara/T-9r9 drone is tooooo prude for this site! not working qurl!! bleghhhh!!!!

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    17. Are you talking about me? If so, I am sorry, but I just thought some people were being a little harsh. However, I don't want to ruin your fun. Is there anything specific I stop or start doing?

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    18. Yes - stop being prim and serious and only use it if someone openly insults you like how KKS insulted T-ara.

      Btw, are you a Diadem member? If so, whats ur name?

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    19. @Scatter_88mil - Well... I certainly did not try to be especially 'prim and serious', so I don't really know what to do, but I'll try to watch my words more carefully from now on.

      I am a Diadem member, yes, but I probably shouldn't share my name. I believe it's possible to see things like donations and such.

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    20. WowoWJune 12, 2012 6:21 AM

      ^This is not Allkpop. Be Bad!


      love this quote so much!

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  7. Lol apparently the pinoys didn't like her or something.

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  8. this is just gold... so much possiblies with this song, made my penis stand up again

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  9. Holy shit, I think my mind just got raped violently squirrel style.

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  10. Why is dara in 2ne1?... She totally ruined the yg's talents > looks image.
    #Freeminzy

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    1. This is already common knowledge, bby.
      Awzo, mad Plastic Boom face is still Plastic Boom face. cunt see difference

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  11. LMAO Y I NO HAZ CREDIT 4 DIS????
    WAE U HAV 2 SHOW US PINOY POP OPPARRR?? WAEEEE IN OR OUT????

    Also, luv Jollibee <3
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7BFFr--0cM

    Since you have added more Pinoy to the blawg, AKFG would surely triple--NO QUADRUPLE--its readership because meni meni Flips would have to see a teeny bit of Pinoy that was acknowledged so they could feel worthy to be humans again
    http://bit.ly/Kkey83

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    1. LMAO when you sing her In Or Out chorus, ANAL IN OR OUT def sounds like 'AM I IN OR OUT?!'

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  12. Racist. Probably got rejected by one

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    1. Yeah, she had balls and a penis.

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    2. yes my mom has a huge purple penis.

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    3. And she's the closest you'll ever get to a guy right?

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    4. yes this is true. Her penis is huge.

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  13. I didn't get the whole "negro are you in or out" thing. Why can't you say chink or pinoy?

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    1. black people normally have HUGE penises. So she was scared of it...should it be in or out?

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    2. The mandingo haha damn that's been around since fucking slavery the 1400s white guys got big ones to as any thai or pinoy prositute

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  14. Sulli_Fag, would you rather:
    Have sex with Yoona
    Have sex with krystal
    But here's the catch:
    Yoona has AIDS which you can catch, but they are curable. The only way to cure them is if you have anal secks with Shindong, you topping, and he has to shit on your dick and jizz on your face.
    Krystal has gonarhea and you will catch them, and again it is curable, but you have to re-enact the 2 girls 1cup video with Shindong.
    Or you can end up as a sex slave for the rest of your life working for Shindong, Leeteuk, Lee Soo Man, JYP, Hye Lim and Jo Kwon, who all have diseases as well.
    Or you can kill yourself and end up in hell and work for Shindong as his sex slave.
    And if you don't believe in that type of stuff, Shindong and Leeteuk will engage in necrophilia with your corpse along with Sohee.
    But you can have sex with whomever you may choose as long as you____________, without having STD or suffering those horrible fates. Or you can________

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    1. There is no question in my mind that I'd rather have sex with Krystal. I find her tremendously sexy...so freakin' hot. KRYSTAL!

      oh crap didn't read the CATCH! LOL. I don't even think I could safely pick one. rhahah this is the funniest question I have ever read. ummm shit, I guess the least worst is yoona with shindong raping my butthole. :( I guess?!?!?!

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    2. but doesnt you topping imply youre doing the fucking so its ok just smack his but a few times and put a wig on him

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    3. OMG I love this truth or dare kind of question. Reminds me of good times!! Also, I love how you handpicked all possible idols involved: Hyelim, Sohee, JYP, Leeteuk and Shindong shitting and jizzing

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  15. We need more sulli_fag
    The artistic writing that sulli_fap gave us is truly mesmerising
    Tbh i think he has this varietydol feel.
    Each jjangbak sentence he wrotes will bring smiles and laughter to all the viewers and fappers faces
    Sulli_fag is a true poet!

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    1. hahaha thank you!

      Are you campaigning for me to win best author?

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    2. That's a no brainer. Any straight male will choose Krystal over Yoona.

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    3. If the dude had a wide and big dick. He will chooose yoona to be logical

      If they want a3some. Yoona is the choice
      Why u ask? Coz of herbig alligator mouth. It can fit 2 big dicks/1 huge dick

      I rarely see crystal laugh or smile as as wide as yoona.
      Unless u have a japanese teeth fetish. Crystal is the way to go

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    4. A wide, big-dicked voter goes for Yoona because everyone knows bitch is only good for anal.

      Also, sulli_fag gives us boners that no other wet hyosung tits or chanmi pussies could give

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