Thursday, June 21, 2012

Eunhyuk is the 5th best rapper of all time

I couldn't make shit like this up if I wanted to.



If you can make it through all ten minutes without crying from laughter at his shitty rapping, you deserve a medal. I only made it five seconds in without laughing at his rap.


Hyukjae! He has style, rhythm, and gets rid of that stereotype "Asians Can't Rap"


No, I'd say he adds to the stereotype. He fucking sucks.

Unlike most rappers here in the US where they're full of hate and cursing, Hyukjae can make a girl feel special through his rapping.


One, I doubt whoever wrote this even understands Korean outside of "oppa" and "saranghae". Two, it's obvious this person doesn't listen to much hiphop at all.

He can rap with a fast tempo, or a slow tempo. Either way, it still sounds good and has a great meaning to it. I'm glad he's part of Super Junior because his rapping skills make Super Junior better than they already are.


Loooooooooooooooooooooooooool. Hold on. Looooooooooooooooooooooool. Okay, now that's out of my sys- loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool. -tem now I can - loooooooooooooooooooooooooool - go back to making fun of this statement. His rapping only gives people another reason to think Super Junior sucks dirty dinosaur dick.

Okay, I only made it seven minutes in. I couldn't take Eunhyuk raping my ears any longer. I wanna



in time so that I don't listen to Eunhyuk's rapping.

I bet ELFs would find this rap amazing if Eunhyuk rapped it, not even knowing what it means.

날 사랑하는 뚱뚱한 팬걸이랑 절대로 못 자
그런 게 대신 내 좆을 잘라
효연이 똥을 싸는 도중에 효연의 항문을 핥는 거 더 낫지
대성을 닮는 거 더 좋아 맞지?

32 comments:

  1. Rapping should be eliminated from kpop (well BAP has my permission, I guess). This goes specifically to SM.

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    1. So rite... I getting tired of those add-in-no-use rap section in KPOP songs (except for my SNSD unnies :P)

      Owh my... My Phominute sexy Hyuna Unnie and Goddess-like SNSD are not listed. The voters are blind! They are JJang.... OMG, this is ridiculous (Fake fangirl cry T_T)

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    2. big Bang has MY permission and I don't care what other people say LOOL.^^ (B.A.P, too. and B1A4 Baro.)

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  2. Really. Eunhyuk is THAT high on the list? And G-Dragon is there (I mean I like him, but does he deserve to be so high, too)? And Bang Yong Guk is there, too?! Bang seems a little too fresh to be on such a "prestigious" list.

    Fans are spending too much time voting! So much bias! It hurts my face.

    If anything, I would have liked Outsider, Tablo, and even San-E on there if we wanted Korean artists thrown in.

    Oh, good song to post. I really like "Go Back". Think that was actually the first real K-hip hop song I liked.

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    1. Bang Yong Suck is better as Jepp Blackman in Seoul Connection. But his voice sounds like a dying man and TOP sounds like a dog and GDruggin sounds like horsica all nasal

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  3. oh my god.. theres no way eungay ranks higher than my sooyoung ,yuri,yoona

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    1. Agree! Unnies are the best... They sing, dance, rap, sleep in the most incredible way. And SONES are the best Fandom ever existed. We should create another pool for Badass female rapper and vote non-stop. Then, all 9 unnies can be in the top 10. Let's do it!

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  4. Wae no Yoochun oppa!!!??! He is so daebak! "I really wanna touch myself." Is so poetic and made creamed my panties!

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    1. Oh cassies. Forever the earlier Shawols

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    2. Tvxq, earlier and more successful Shinee
      Jaejoong(before drugs & anorexia=Taemin as pretty boys. Yunho=Onew as leader Key=Yoochun for like hitting girls Junsu=Jonghyun for vocal ability, though Jonghyun sounds like a cat getting raped Changmin=Minho since you can tell they both hate being idols

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    3. Good analogy U-Know oppar!!! (plz show me ur dragon latur. if u know what i mean! kekeke :P)

      Jaejoong is touted as the male Kahi. Taemin is a male JungAh. Appa-Omma reincarnates! OMG!!! OTP! Jaemin <3

      Junsu = fruitcake; Jonghyun is officially gay upon breaking up with Shin SeKyung.

      I like Yoochun the most among DBitchSGay, but wae is he analogized to a Key? WTF? Fug is a weirdo okay!! Not my Yoochun oppar!

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  6. ^^ROFL. That Yoochun line ranks right next to U-Know's chipmunk rap. I mean I like U-Know and all, but that Purple Line rap was re~ally lol-worthy.

    Other than that and as far as Korean rap is concerend, I'd vote Epik High for No.1 any time.

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  7. I feel like most of that list is made up of kpop "rappers" and american(ized) rappers. Yunho even made the list at number 216. But according to this very credible pole, the next best rapper at SM is of course, Minho coming in at 101.

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  8. Lil Wayne > Notorious B.I.G. Seems legit.

    "His early stuff was genius. Might not be as good now as he once was, but that's no reason to disregard what he did from the Carter I to the Carter I. His fluidity, interesting rhythmic patterns, plus his word play all set him apart."

    All the way from the Carter 1 to the Carter 1? What a winning streak!
    /offtopic

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  9. Bitch above doesn't know fucking rap. Wayne ain't shit nigga but give hin credit. Rap today is a commdity and he is king when comes to selling out for that green. Korean underground rap is the best but mainstream is a hot mess of wannabe jackasses rappping with kiddish lines. Nas,jay-z, to 2pac made sense because they have something to say but didn't need the dollar. Kanye west has something to say as long his ego glass is full.

    Either way two different rappers exist. Those who have a love that extend beyond itunes and radio. Those who become well establish business men who can play role.

    That's what's beautiful about music. Its universial in the essence that every culture has it but discriminating when you put a face,style and language to it.

    I'm not hating one these fangirls for loving pisses of shit fake rappers. But it got enough common sense to know who is legit verse a bitch recycling trends.

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    1. You're writing a bunch of hot shit which still doesn't refute the fact that Notorious B.I.G. is a better rapper.

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  10. Am I the only one laughing at AKF's little rap at the end?

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    1. Most people can't even read it lol. I didn't check to see if Google Translate raped the rap though.

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  11. There are /five/ idol rappers above Tablo. I'm not so much into the K-hiphop but something just seems wrong with that...

    obv. hyuna shud b there tho

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  12. Whoever thinks Eunhyuk is a legit 'rapper' needs to be hung immediately with barbed wire. ASAP.

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  13. I thought it said Eunkyo.

    Seemed legit.

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  14. Number 188 is "Chipmunk"... I'll assume that's Hyuna lol
    But seriously why the fuck is Eunhyuk so high up? What's with these koreaboos attempting to put him so high on the list? I can't even. No wonder kpop fans have a bad name. And Minho's in the top 100. I don't even.

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  16. I hope the uploader MEANS IT with the quotation marks on "Rap Collections"

    "I'm glad he's part of Super Junior because his rapping skills make Super Junior better than they already are."

    ^ "...make Super Junkior slightly useful." should've been the more appropriate statement warranted the idea that Eunhyuck really could rap. BUT AGAIN, at least imagining the bitch could REALLY rap would require me to undergo rabid abuse with controlled substances or develop mental impairment.

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  17. I get that people want kpop to expand and all, but voting up this guy is beyond stupid. Besides, hello? the best rappers are always in the underground.

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    1. PS, kpop fangirls write the WORST reviews for the most inappropiate stuff. "Writes his own songs", "fashion", "amazing voice, melts me" and the like aren't statements that prove why that rapper is "da best 4 lyf".

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    2. ya those fangirls . just judge between idols
      and haves the ovaries to say they are real musician?
      XD

      so what . take for example bigbang
      write they own music , compose it , produced it , wear they own fashion,
      we still wont agree bigbang are true musician rite?
      because
      idols are idols
      nomatter how much that idol is true musician like . s/he still is an idol

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  18. EunYUCKKIGGAFUCKINSUCKS 's (c)rap compilation is the perfect cure for constipation. I wish he would just stick to dancing because he's actually really good at that.

    As far as idol rappers are concerned I think Zico, Miryo, Bang Yong Guk and Zelo are pretty legit, CL and Junhyung are pretty decent and everyone else needs to STFU.

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