Saturday, June 23, 2012

Delusion Knows No Age

SNSD's Sunny recently made a guest appearance on the Korean version of 1 vs 100, playing for charity (or that's the cover story, I'm sure she begged to let her keep the cash. Invincible Youth ain't pay what it used to.) This wouldn't be much of a news story for us to cover, but always keep the faith for the SONEs doing something remarkably stupid. Case in point: Sunny's uncle fans.

"Oh fuck, don't tell me they wrote another letter in 'invisible ink...''

Proving indeed that delusion knows no age, gender, race, or creed, ahjusshi Sunshiner Guest #21 demonstrated on live national television the depths of his love obsession true Soshipryde.
The MC stated, “Out of Sunny’s uncle fans number 21 really catches the eye. He says that he has completely memorized her profile.” The uncle fan # 21 replied, “If you are a fan then you can know easily.”
Then uncle fan #21 began, “Sunny was born in 1989 May 15 and her real name is Lee Soon Gyu. There aren’t that many people who know but she was born in LA, California and lived in Kuwait until war broke out, and then she came to South Korea. I know for sure that she graduated from the Baehwa middle and high school.”
"THERE AREN'T MANY PEOPLE WHO KNOW SHE WAS BORN IN LOS ANGELES, BUT I DO. ^___^Y"


"THERE AREN'T MANY PEOPLE WHO KNOW SHE MOVED TO KUWAIT UNTIL THE GULF WAR, BUT I DO. ^___^Y


"THERE AREN'T MANY PEOPLE WHO KNOW SHE GRADUATED FROM BAEHWA MIDDLE AND HIGH SCHOOLS, BUT I DO. ^___^Y"


Ooooooooooooooh-kay. If that's not proof of being an obsessive stalker fan, I don't know what is anymore.
Then uncle fan #21 quickly remarked, “I am not a stalker. I am just a fan.”
"I'M NOT A RAPPER, SO STOP RAPPIN AT ME


Nope, nothing to see here folks, just a big fan of some wholesome Girls' Generation. Delusions, what delusions?

That's Guest #21 in the middle there.

22 comments:

  1. at least she was nice to him? :s

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  2. I actually like sunny and think she is cute. At least she can sing decent, and she looks prettier with the long dark hair.

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    1. yes but Sunny has to go with a sun theme so she has short blonde hair (suns are round and yellow)

      much like Lime has green hair because limes are round and green

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    2. She was my original SNSD bias. She looked really pretty in Gee

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    3. Probably misses her days in Kuwait, hence the short blonde hair.

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  3. Ahjushi fans: like seeing your father fanboying, it's weird and awkward.
    I wonder how their daughters would feel watching them.

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    1. They would have needed to touch a real girl first to sire children.

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  4. She must be reaaally used to that crap
    I'd freak out like there's no tomorrow

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  5. Sunny's real inside thoughts there: UNCLE FAN ALERT! UNCLE FAN ALERT! UNCLE FAN ALERT!!!! DEPLOY ALL MISSILES FOR PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE!!!!! ALL PERSONNEL BATTLE STATIONS!!!!! UNCLE ALERT! UNCLE ALERT! UNCLE ALERT!!!!

    Fuck, if I was in her place, I'd go paranoid and hire a shitload of PMCs as bodyguards.

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  6. that's... thoroughly underwhelming. I mean, seriously? I know half of that stuff and I don't even like her

    there's a huge difference between memorising random tidbits that they've mentioned on broadcasts before & the type of fans who know where their beloved idol ate last night, what the registration number of the cars they use are etc

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    1. The point was that HE thought it was special information that only he knew. "Not that many people know but..." is the key phrase here.

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  7. Yeah, this isn't really mysterious Sunny information. If you've watched a little bit of Invincible Youth or any SNSD show, you'd know this about Sunny.

    What school she attended isn't really strange information either. Come on son.

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    1. /facepalm
      maybe not for you.....

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    2. Well, not all of us here are SONES like you, brah.

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    3. >"any SNSD show"

      #realSONEs

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  9. It woul have been funny if he knew what color underwear she had on

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