Straight out the fuckin' dungeons of rap (PART 4) - Sooyoung fires back

As you're most likely aware by now, a woman who claimed to work at LAX made a fan account about an "incident" between herself, Sooyoung and a Federal Inspection Services agent recently. After a deluge of angry Sones spammed and threatened her, she first removed the story, then closed her Tumblr all together.

Now, does this mean that her story is bullshit? I still don't have the final word on that, because even if I published a 100% accurate story or article that painted SNSD in a negative light, I would STILL receive threats and hate from Sones (despite being the biggest Sone in the world). Because this woman isn't a trained Internet Warrior like myself, she didn't realize Girls' Generation makes you feel the heat.

So she ran. Like a little bitch. She also didn't expect The Cheat to be on the fuckin' case, so there's that.

Thanks to my investigative reporting that would put 60 Minutes to shame (no, really, it would, mainstream American journalism is a fucking joke), Sooyoung herself was able to read the story before it got kicked off the internet. Being the tough ass gangsta she is, our Stick Insect Attack Warrior went straight into the studio to record a response to these unsubstantiated rumours about her alleged bitchitude.

Eat a dick.

See what she dropped after the jump.

[Sooyoung]

I ain't gonna eat, I ain't gonna sleep,

Ain't gonna Cheat 'till I see what I wanna see,

And what I wanna read ain't on your Tumblr,

Permanently, you got rid of that dirt, it ain't gonna work for me,
It just wouldn't be, sufficient enough,
Because we are just gonna see the transformation of me,
As long as you breathe, I can't foresee either of us,
Living in peace, where we can agree,
There was no reason for me, to switch off the birds that were fuckin' angry,
You freak on my shiet, then me no speaka English,
And I'm gonna fuckin' reach for my piece unless,
You gonna agree to give me a pound of flesh,
And settle this bitch to bitch and you're gonna see,
A demon unleashed in me that you might've seen,
And you're gonna see this LIAR pee on herself,
I see you Soshi, and thanks, but me need no help,
I do this all with my bony,
Arms, legs and crone knees,
When you feel me I'm killing you,
Try to die slowly,
We kinda met but best believe you don't know me,
When I heard your boast but your bullshit was phony,
Come on bitch,
Show me,
The evidence, hoe please,
The witness, hold please?
Just like you told me,
You was gonna do,
That's what I thought,
You're terrible,
I'll bury you, all you,
ELFs, you'll get it too!

[Chorus]
Now go to sleep bitch! Die motherfucker die!
Uh, time's up bitch, close your eyes!
How many I gotta say close your eyes?!
Now go to sleep bitch,
Why are you still alive,
Why motherfucker, die, die die!

[Verse 2]
I got you bitches, butthurt,
To subvert your delusion, you fucking ELFs, I'm certain,
To release my delf, you virgins, you fuck wit me, you fuck yourself, DERP,
Who's lying? You try to malign this fine Soshi kind wit no rhymes,
Quit tryin', I'll grind your mind,
A sign that you bitches be in a bind,
When with you fuck with a group overseeing Mankind,
Soshi motherfuckers, Sooyoungie's time,
And as Cassie folds and I speak my curse,
On this wicked verse, put you in the dirt,
Choke and slap, and that who reach the morgue be that who
Depicts fiction in their story,
And as I morph, and you see a force,
No laws could ever steer death from its course,
You's not the source, you's a horse
Use not your claws bitches, use a sword,
Before you pray to your Lord, you ain't no more,
Blood and gore bitches, take my word.

Even Sooyoung is shocked at her demonic rhymes.