Sunday, June 3, 2012

Things that need to be addressed re: EXO & their stans.

1. Hunhan is the next Yunjae.


In case you're wondering wtf a Hunhan is, it is basically made up of EXO-K's Sehun and EXO-M's Luhan.

Luhan is the one on the left and Sehun is the one on the right.

Yeah we get it, they look like twins. One looks like a fairy princess and the other looks like a defective replica of the former accompanied by a lisp.

This is how shit works in the mind of Hunhan fans :


*watches 1/1 million EXO teasers and sees the one with Sehun & Luhan* OMGAWD LIKE THEY LOOK TOTALLY ALIKE, SO QTTTTTTTT MAYNNN. 
ヾ(@°▽°@)ノ 
HOW KAWAII LET'S SHIP THIS SHIT BRUDAS, TWINCEST SO KAWAII DESU MY FEELS!!!!11111  
ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) 
 WTF IS A JUNGCEST AND THUNDARA? MY EYES, EARS AND OVARIES SEE, HEAR AND OVULATE HUNHAN KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE!!!!11 ~

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HUNHAN 4EVA!!!!111 I'MMA SPAM THIS SHIT ALL OVER YOUR TWITTER AND TUMBLR HEHE + DRAW KAWAII FANART INSTEAD OF REVISING FOR FINALS HEHE *#YOLO NIGGAS.
*#YOLO MEANS YOU ONLY LOVE OTP BTW, UMAD DRAKE? KEKE I AM SO FANNY ~ 


LOLSHIT FUCKED UP MY FINALS BUT EXHOE OPPARS CUM FIRST #YOLO





KEKE SO BORED, I'MMA ABUSE PHOTOSHOP THAT I DL'D FOR FREE THRU MA TUMBLR FRANDZ AND USE IT TO MAKE HUNHAN EDITS!!!! HWAITEENG!!

KEKE DO U LAIKE MY QT EDIT? HEHE ASK ME FOR HD VERSION, I GIVE YEW!


(ღ˘⌣˘ღ) ♫・*:.。. .。.:*・

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Fucking hell, if I had a penny for every single time I see a Hunhan shipper spreading their shipping diarrhoea across my tumblr dash and twitter I'd be mega rich and afford surgery for Secret's Zinger. 

Accurate gif :


2. The EXO related jokes have been abused.

When this shitty as fuck song 'Two Moons' was performed in their Korean showcase, it was the metaphorical birth of the shitty jokes that we now have.



The 2 umm 'memes' that came out of this was 'AYO WADDUP KREEASE' thanks to Chanyeol's engrish and 'ROLL LIKE A BUFFALO' genius lyricism that puts Jay Park's mixtape to shame.


It wasn't soon until tumblretards abused it like a whore from Game Of Thrones and made these :






I really don't know why the last one was made but neither do you.

ALTHOUGH, WHOEVER MADE THIS IS A FUCKING G.




Then you have the 'Enjoy the mayo' meme. Just like all other EXO memes, it started out as qt and ended up stale as fuq.


YEUH LET'S SPAM THE FUCK OUTTA THIS MEME KEKEKE SO BAWS YO. LUHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DID YOU ENJOY THE MAYO? ^___^


KEKE OPPAR/GEGE I STALKED YOU IN DISNEYLAND AND OFFERED YOU A JAR OF MAYO (THAT HAD MY PUBES AND VAGINAL DISCHARGE KEKE) BUT YOU DIDN'T ACCEPT IT ;___;  BUT NO WORRIES I'LL MAKE DUMB EDITS LIKE 



EXO food jokes aren't qt any more either man lbr.



so funny kekekekekekekekekekeke!!!!11111 ~


O, btw Luhan fangirls and umm fanboys are really creepy. In every live perf of EXO, there's always this one fanboy/fangirl that screams her lungs out saying 'LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHAANNNNNNN' as if they're having a seizure or something like calm the fuck down omg.



That dude @0:52 is fucking retarded, shit is worse when your volume is high.






poor thing, follows Kpop blogs for hot girls and gets spammed with EXO instead. #SADLYFE

Is it me or does this look wrong?


 Subtle bestiality? 


Damn you people are sick.

In conclusion,

do you <3 EXO?
do you h8 EXO?
do you like Sehun's lisp?
do you h8 Kai coz he's mainstream as fuq?
do you think Tao's a rapist?
will you have your vagina torn by Xiumin's piranha teeth?
do you like Kyungsoo's big button minho frog eyes?
Is Kri$ the asian 2pac?

ok byebye, exoexo.
Have a fab summer! 

Remember, don't be dumbqunt and carve EXO's names in chocolate!


29 comments:

  1. And just like that Super Junior is thrust into retirement. It's been a good day.

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  2. WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE COLORZ
    and welcome back. c:

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  3. DAVID Y U NO USE MANY PICTURES LIKE SUCKMYDEE???

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  4. Stupid fangirls can't tell the difference between bison and true buffaloes.

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  5. That 2 moons part cracks me up =)))))

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  6. I dont get why ppl like exo.
    Using snsd for fame.
    Another 2ne1

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    1. They are just juniors of snsd and the two grps are both under sm. Theres no such thing as one junior grp "using" the senior grp for fame. If the "using" is true, every kpop grp would hv alr "used" their seniors

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  7. Is the chocolate thing for real? Omg

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    1. btw, where are dos bitches neway? 1 was a rapist ryt? SPEED. very tv-friendly. if you know what i mean ;)

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  9. last pic probably is some fangirl's shit frozen into crusty goodness so she can carve all her exo feels in hangeul. i can see some portions licked off

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  10. I'm not gonna lie. EXO is quite good-looking.
    Every time I'm on Tumblr, I always see stupid HunHan stuff all over my dashboard instead of Memes comics, quotes and the funny stuff I expected.

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    1. so you fap or schlick on them if given the opportunity? :P

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  11. Lay will always be the only relevant member of EXO to me.

    But I will admit I still find the Two Moons video funny.
    Forward the first 30 seconds, and listen to the way Kris says EXOOOOO

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    1. and just saying, Lu Han doesn't look like a fairy princess.
      He did in the teaser pictures, but he has this super awkward habit of widening his eyes wayyy too much when they're already big; he looks like a creepy rapist.

      /and Kung Fu Panda Tao is adorable. He isn't the member you gravitate towards first, but his personality is so cute it wins you over. Him and Baekhyun will do well on variety. And Lay, if he finally comes out of the shell.

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  12. LOL it's the first time that i actually laughed so damn hard by reading a post from this blog!

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  13. ok seeing dat LeChen Flan. i believe dat Exo Food pic was made by a pinoy dog fangirl

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  14. "Chanyeol is a druggie" LOL

    Also, the chocolate thing... Why?

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  15. YES, THIS ARTICLE IS EVERYTHING I WANTED TO SAY ABOUT EXO AND MORE

    THANK YOU BASEDKIMMY

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  16. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it's hilarious.

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  17. lol @ "Chanyeol is a druggie".

    Sad thing is, EXO fans are still 1000x's saner than ELF, Cassies, Sones, Blackjacks and VIP's but maybe that's because EXO is new and hasn't won anything; all their fans do it take pictures of them and give them stupid sticky note quizzes.

    The members I get annoyed of are Kris, Chanyeol, Luhan, Kai and Baekhyun- they are already way too popular in comparison to the other members, atleast on tumblr and I really get tired of seeing Kai "hip-thrust" and "kris nghhh" post all over my dash along with Baekhyun's face, Luhan as a girl and Chanyeol in general is every fucking where.

    Still can't get over the fact that almost every kpop tumblr became an EXO tumblr in like 2 seconds. Even some of my KARA tumblrs are like KAREXO and shipping Kara members with EXO members and I'm just like fuck this shit....

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  18. How dare they use my name. I will fucking sue.

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  19. Holy shit. You genuinely sound like an EXO fan with all you know about the inside jokes, but dw, as new songs come out even more jokes will be made. Mwahahaha

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