CCM's new girl group GangbangKiz makes a debut, and I finally got around to reviewing it. I know you guys have been asking for this for weeks but real life comes first. Heh.
Gangkiz's Honey Honey MV is pure storyline, a pretty rare oddity these days if your name isn't T-ara. I guess CCM is making it their specialty, who knows. Anyways, from what I gather, this MV stars a group of 7 girls with either criminal records, mental problems, drug addictions, or any combination of the above.
Murderer.
Bipolar Disorder.
Schizophrenic.
Alcoholic.
Exhibitionist.
Insane.
Trichotillomaniac.
On the surface it seems like The Sisterhood of Traveling Dykes, and it doesn't get much deeper than that. This motley crew get together and go on a random road trip, presumably across Europe since they filmed this shit there. All they do is travel about, but there seems to be a subplot where one of the girls (I'm guessing the Schizo) has been scorned or cheated on by her rich snobby white boyfriend and desires revenge. She steals a gun and brandishes it at the guy, but it ends up being a lighter (go figure). Anyways after that gets settled, they get all lovey dovey and have all sorts of hijinks including this hilarious scene.
Yes, a horribly mediocre storyline, but a storyline nonetheless. I suppose. What this MV DOES bring to the table is a fuckton of lesbian subtext. Lesbians on lesbians on lesbians all throughout the MV, I shit you not.
Food fight + frosting + feeding = faps all around.
No need to take the morning-after pill when it's girl on girl. ;D
ORGY
The girls themselves are rather mediocre, but since they're all in normalish clothes, there isn't any outlandish costumes or makeup or styling to add onto the fug levels. Hae In (the Bipolar girl) is the cutest though.
There is a dance version with the dance moves, but I'm not going to bother gif-ing that shit. Nothing special anyway, and no fap-worthy choreo. At least from what I can see in that MV.
The song itself is a shitty clusterfuck of rehashed progressions and autotune. It borrows heavily from Lovey Dovey, so much so as to be a spiritual sequel of sorts to the whole thing. The song does nothing to showcase any potential talent in these girls. It's completely irredeemable.
TL;DR:
The Sisterhood of Traveling Dykes do Lovey Dovey part 2.
I give this song a 2/5 (I would have given it a 1, but Hae In + lesbian subtext bumps it up to a 2.)
AKFG, please do make a review on AS' upcoming June mini album. Not yet released AFAIK, but it's COMING--SOON! As soon as Kahi gets her ass off the attention chair. AWZO, their newest member Gaeun/Kaeun (whatever ppl spell it). She finer than this prepubescent cunt
I don't wanna be mean, but they're way too old for a rookie group. And instead of exhausting T-ara to the point of death, KKS should assign some works to other groups under his label i.e. 5dolls, Speed. But again, everyone knows KKS is insane and he's committed to antics which cannot be rationally and logically justified.
Gangkiz will never be relevant. They will be shelved indefinitely just like 5dolls and Speed by KKS soon,as they have debuted to raging hatred and disdain.
Chatango has periods where it's hard to connect. If it doesn't work, go directly to the chat instead of using it on the side of the blog. If you go directly to the chat and it's not working, try going to the blog and access it from there. That usually solves the problem. If neither works, wait like half an hour and try again.
Hae In is the best looking, but she still looks like Leeteuk.
ReplyDeleteI say the G.NA clone is the most tolerable to look at. Leeteuk bitch is just too of an...errr...attention whore
Delete*gasped* yu bish dun make fun of our Teukie~ he is an angel sent from above. Talented, naturally beautiful. Fuck u hater your just jelly belly.
DeleteFor some reason, this song's only really enjoyable in the car. Also, is their name supposed to be Gangkidz or Gangkiss? Fuck
ReplyDeletepost made me LOL.
ReplyDeleteLoved the gifs and especially loved the one with the mexican, japanese, and black dude trying to attempt rape.
hilarious, son.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED LAST NIGHT
ReplyDeleteYo David u black
DeleteAKFG, please do make a review on AS' upcoming June mini album. Not yet released AFAIK, but it's COMING--SOON! As soon as Kahi gets her ass off the attention chair. AWZO, their newest member Gaeun/Kaeun (whatever ppl spell it). She finer than this prepubescent cunt
ReplyDeleteHell, I've been waitin' long for this review.
ReplyDeleteShould see their debut performance. It was an even bigger trauma-inducing clusterfuck.
they all look like ratchet crack whorez and some shid tiara shitted out in the toilet
ReplyDeleteKoreaN MusiC WorlD: http://kr-team.com/
ReplyDeleteI don't wanna be mean, but they're way too old for a rookie group. And instead of exhausting T-ara to the point of death, KKS should assign some works to other groups under his label i.e. 5dolls, Speed. But again, everyone knows KKS is insane and he's committed to antics which cannot be rationally and logically justified.
ReplyDeleteThat's hardly mean compared to what others have been saying..
DeleteGangkiz will never be relevant. They will be shelved indefinitely just like 5dolls and Speed by KKS soon,as they have debuted to raging hatred and disdain.
ReplyDeleteDear AKF, plz make an article about this article and how invalid it is:
ReplyDeleteThetruthaboutkpop.wordpress.com/2012/06/07/top-11-k-pop-rappers
^ puwahahahaha! you mean this? http://thetruthaboutkpop.wordpress.com/2012/06/07/top-11-k-pop-idol-rappers/
Deletebtw, it seems like it's getting more and more difficult to connect to chatango. did i get banned or smth? :P
Chatango has periods where it's hard to connect. If it doesn't work, go directly to the chat instead of using it on the side of the blog. If you go directly to the chat and it's not working, try going to the blog and access it from there. That usually solves the problem. If neither works, wait like half an hour and try again.
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