CCM's new girl group Gang
bangKiz makes a debut, and I finally got around to reviewing it. I know you guys have been asking for this for weeks but real life comes first. Heh.
On the surface it seems like The Sisterhood of Traveling Dykes, and it doesn't get much deeper than that. This motley crew get together and go on a random road trip, presumably across Europe since they filmed this shit there. All they do is travel about, but there seems to be a subplot where one of the girls (I'm guessing the Schizo) has been scorned or cheated on by her rich snobby white boyfriend and desires revenge. She steals a gun and brandishes it at the guy, but it ends up being a lighter (go figure). Anyways after that gets settled, they get all lovey dovey and have all sorts of hijinks including this hilarious scene.
Yes, a horribly mediocre storyline, but a storyline nonetheless. I suppose. What this MV DOES bring to the table is a fuckton of lesbian subtext. Lesbians on lesbians on lesbians all throughout the MV, I shit you not.
|Food fight + frosting + feeding = faps all around.|
|No need to take the morning-after pill when it's girl on girl. ;D|
There is a dance version with the dance moves, but I'm not going to bother gif-ing that shit. Nothing special anyway, and no fap-worthy choreo. At least from what I can see in that MV.
The song itself is a shitty clusterfuck of rehashed progressions and autotune. It borrows heavily from Lovey Dovey, so much so as to be a spiritual sequel of sorts to the whole thing. The song does nothing to showcase any potential talent in these girls. It's completely irredeemable.
The Sisterhood of Traveling Dykes do Lovey Dovey part 2.
I give this song a 2/5 (I would have given it a 1, but Hae In + lesbian subtext bumps it up to a 2.)