Monday, June 18, 2012

Eye Candy (After School Edition)

Straight out the Fuckin' Dungeons of Fap, After School is setting the bar way too fucking high for their impending come back. The level of eye candy on offer from these chicks is even putting SNSD to shame. Yes I said it, even with Taeyeon's new unbelievably cute hair, After School are really going all out to visually stimulate K-pop listeners.


I don't have to write shit. This is news in itself.


Jooyeon beckons; come hither and witness the fap within.

Nana is definitely bringing Sexy Back.


Justin Timberlake would be proud.


I really DON'T have to write shit. This is news in itself. But I will anyway.
Jooyeon scoring points - no more bangs, sexy eye makeup AND she covered UEE's face. Is it her time to stop being a nugu? 

My pants are happy too.
I felt a great disturbance in the Fap, as if millions of virgins suddenly cried out in pleasure and were suddenly satisfied. I fear something awesome has happened.
Hold up, born in '92? How old is that? Old enough.

Please, no MS Paint scatological edits. Talking to you, Sullifag.

A singer from the South, lookin' for some air play, I said "Bitch you should do it for the Hugs like Girl's Day."
Whewww, I'm done.

Actually, I don't fap to K-pop, but you get the idea.

22 comments:

  1. too late...akfg already added shit to that one.

    http://wezasianbeznotches.blogspot.com/2012/06/after-school-shit-pics-are-new-craze.html

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  2. also would be great if someone added shit dropping out of nana's ass in the .gif.

    whomever can accomplish this goal get 100000 internets and my eternal love.

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    1. workload and masters class, i can still make the magic, baby. wait for it <3

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  3. So is anybody else starting to become uninterested in kpop? After nine years of being into kpop.

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    1. You'll come back. They always do.
      It's a never-ending cycle of love and hate. o:

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    2. True. It's just that I was watching old school SMtown videos and those girls were like way prettier than the girls above. It made sense, sir. It made sense...

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  4. Did you reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally use Asian Junkie's South Park picture?

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    1. No? I used South Park's South Park picture.

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    2. Well, I just found it a little more than suspicious that you used the same photo on an article containing the phrase "wooowwwwww … I’m done" ...

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    3. ive seen it posted other places before

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    4. Pretty sure Charles used it first on this blog way back when, I remember because I recommended the animated gif instead of the static picture.

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  5. 2:30pm +0800GMT, I am hysterically chuckling like a pathologically-perverted Frenchman after reading this article. HOHOHOHO
    People might see me inappropriate, but who cares? This is After Sex after all.

    NEWSFAGS, BITCHES: I am officially in love with Combat because of this entry even tho i always criticize his SONEfag-stanning <3 laubb u so mch bby. I just love the descriptions!!!!! MMMMM cream in my pants!

    Scrapping off UEEbot's face should've been a long time hobby by Jooyeon. HAPPY, bitch! Dislike Nana's BTS back shot tho! :( Ho's been falling flat lately. DAT EYOUNG! Btw, no riji and junah omma references? :(

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    1. There was already an article on Lizzy showcasing her luscious bosom. I would post Jungs, but eh. I like her, but her photos aren't dat good.

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    2. WHUT. she looked magnanimous in their recent group shot

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    3. Uhh, did you mean MAGNIFICENT? Magnanimous doesn't really make sense in this context.

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    4. magnificent, possible, but magnanimously beautiful and sexy to her lowly fanboys

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  6. this theme is almost, ALMOST on par with their debut AH! days in term of raw-ness and eye candy....if that is even possible?

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  7. why would kikwang oppar fap???? my oppar is nice okay! doesn't commit sin like masturbation!

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  8. Now that I've stopped vigorously masturbating long enough to form coherent thoughts...

    I think they took 'Flashback' a bit too literally for Nana's corset pic

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