Pump up the pearly volume - big boobs in k-pop guide part 4

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The Kpopalypse 2016 bias list

I have no fucking idea why so many people care about my biases in k-pop, but it seems that plenty of you do because I get asked questions about this shit all the time even though my bias lists are publicly available to all.  Nevertheless, I'll freely admit that the landscape of hot women in k-pop has changed somewhat since my last bias list post 18 months ago, and therefore a revisit of this important topic may be relevant, so that means it's time for an update!  Who is on the Kpopalypse bias list for 2016?

Results of the KPOPALYPSE 2016 objectification survey part 3 – HOTTEST MALES AND FEMALES in k-pop!

The final part of the Kpopalypse 2016 objectification survey is here!  Let's check out the hottest overall males and females in k-pop, according to Kpopalypse readers!

Results of the KPOPALYPSE 2016 objectification survey part 2 – BEST FEMALE BOOBS and MALE ABS in k-pop!

It's time for part 2 of the results of the Kpopalypse 2016 objectification survey!  Let's find out who has the best boobs and abs in k-pop in 2016 according to Kpopalypse readers!

Results of the KPOPALYPSE 2016 objectification survey part 1 - BEST ASSES in k-pop!

Here it is - finally the results of the 2016 Kpopalypse Objectification Survey!  Read on to see how well your bias performed in the all-important area of being ogled at and fapped to!

Kpopalypse's 10 most fappable k-pop music videos of 2015

Let's be real for a moment and mention that apart from a few crybabies that can't handle what I write, and a few other people who don't follow k-pop closely and therefore appreciate the discovery value of finding stuff that they missed, nobody gives a shit about any of my lists apart from this one.  Favourite songs, worst songs?  Who the fuck cares about some Australian asshole's opinion.  Christmas bullshit?  It's a foregone conclusion that it all sucks, every year.  Don't worry readers, I know what you really want.

The year has come and gone so now is the time you've been waiting for, where Kpopalypse reveals the most fappable faptastic k-pop FVs of 2015!  Prepare yourself appropriately and read on if you dare!

Big boobs in k-pop guide part 3 - private parts investigations

In the never ending quest to determine boob size, Kpopalypse is back with the third big boobs in k-pop post!  Several new busty entrants in k-pop have appeared, plus there are still many existing idols who have not been covered.  Come on another journey into (or perhaps between) the breasts of your favourite Korean idols!

Be warned - this post is bigger than Qri's implants, so it might lag a little on slower devices, like netizens' brains.  Proceed with caution!

Fapcam Madness 4: "Cha Cha"

Fapcams are back.

In this edition, I will focus on dance covers of the quite good song "Cha Cha" released by the Rainbow subgroup Rainbow Blaxx (aka the best Rainbow: Jaekyung, Woori, Seungah, and Hyunyoung)

So here's "original" version:

Which Male Idols Do You Want to See More Of? - Results Cycle

JB didn't get voted on enough to make the list. I just think he's really fucking hot.

S O U R C E

I know this took forever, but I tallied everything up by hand and school started. But I'm back. I calculated to votes, and now you pick your top five male idols. The reasons why I didn't pick out of the list is because A LOT of them wound up with ties, hence the reason for this.

The KPOPALYPSE list of random girls in k-pop who I don't find very attractive (but you might)

I'm a very positive person, and I never intended to write about the idols that I dislike.  However, since making idiots upset is super funny, and everyone keeps fucking asking me about this fucking shit like it's any of their concern, here's a list of some random popular girls in k-pop that I DON'T find attractive, and why.  Note that this is only what I think of their appearance, it doesn't mean that I don't like them as people, after all who knows what their personalities are really like.

This short list will probably upset some people, but hey, shit happens.  If you think you can handle it, read on!

Fapcam Madness 2: "CRAZY"

It's time to FAP!

The next song will be Crazy. I was always a fan of 4minute (Jiyoon <3) and Crazy is a really good song, so it was pure pleasure to "research" those fancams.

But first, let's look at the original (I chose Sohyun, one, because she has the best outfit/choreography)

... after going (again) through ~30 pages of YouTube results, watching 100+ fancams and fapping for God knows how many times, I have finally chosen the 10 best fancams ...

So, let's start!

Fapcams Madness 1: "Up&Down"

Right now, the famous Hani fancam has more than 14 million views, and almost every k-pop fan has seen it at least once. Thanks to it EXID shot to stardom, so let's watch it one more time:

Finished fapping? Then allow me to explain what this series is going to be about ...

1. I'll take one k-pop song (recent/famous one) and find as many fancams of dance covers (more or less "professional" ones, no double entries for the same person), watch them all and choose the 10 best.

2. From those 10, I'll try to choose the best one (using scientific methods, of course) when it comes to fappiness.

3. Everything will be objective and scientific (at least, I'll try).

4. At the end of the post will be survey in which you can let me know which one was the best in your opinion.

Let's begin the search.

Iljins' Delivery of Gifts Approved by the Fapgods (IDGAF) #3

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Iljins' Delivery of Gifts Approved by the Fapgods (IDGAF) #2

We have ourselves our first offering (submission) for this series, delivered unto to us by the fapgods' messenger, jaejin fag.

Short and sweet. But, wait, there's more!

Kpopalypse's 10 most fappable k-pop music videos of 2014

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Iljins' Delivery of Gifts Approved by the Fapgods (IDGAF) #1

Starting a new series for all you horny readers out there! The idea is to introduce you to interesting fap material, from less obvious sources that many k-fappers don't frequent. I might also chuck in some of my own thoughts (where relevant). But the most important goal, here, is for me to get into fap-heaven by appeasing the fap-gods - spreading their gospel and helping other fappers. I don't know how regular this series will be, but we'll see. Anyway, see below for some arousing (and pretty hilarious) content.

The Kpopalypse 2015 bias list

I while ago I made a bias list because everyone was always asking me what k-pop girls I liked, and why, so rather than explain who I liked and why I liked my favourites over and over, I could just lazily link people to the list which did all the explaining for me.  However, it's been about a year since that list was made, and there have been new entrants into k-pop who have come to my attention, "got prettier" or otherwise met required standards.  As people constantly ask me about this shit, this means my existing bias list has become less and less useful over time.  Time to give the bias list a much-needed update, rejuggle and expansion!

Who will meet required standards?  Which new entrants will make it on?  Will any previous entrants be excluded?  Will people feel compelled to leave pointless comments below about how they disagree with my picks as if anyone really gives a shit what some random blogger asshole thinks are hot girls anyway?  Read on and find out as Kpopalypse reveals his top 10 biases!

Big boobs in k-pop guide part 2: the boobs that Kpopalypse forgot

Ever since I did my big boobs in k-pop guide post, I've been inundated with people complaining that my list left out their fave.  I knew this would happen, after all such an exhaustive topic is never going to be "complete".  Not only did I leave out some people, but several new performers have also emerged as possible contenders of interest, so it's time for a follow-up post to address these concerns and educate the general population in the virtues of k-pop boobs.

WARNING: before you click to read more - this post is bigger than Puer Kim's rack.  Prepare your browser appropriately for a large deluge of images of k-pop boobs.

Kpopalypse Ice Bucket Fap Challenge - the complete k-pop girl list

Many people had questions about the Ice Bucket Challenge.  Some people wanted to know "what is ALS?", "how can I donate?", "is this trend a good idea?", "is this objectifying?", "will I feel like a dumb trendy fuckstick if I do this?" and more.  My question was simpler - "which Ice Bucket Challenge among k-pop girls is the most fappable?".  This post seeks to answer this important question.

The classiest and sexiest post that ever was both classy and sexy

I've recently written blogs about k-pop's "sexy concepts" and also about "cute concepts", and the non-existent differences between them, because everybody is so fucking fascinated by these topics.  Now I've been alerted to a new contender on the k-pop scene: "classy sexy" concepts.

What the fuck even is "classy sexy"?  Is it even a real thing?  Does it exist in k-pop?  Does anybody care?  Well, I care, because the word "sexy" is in there, so therefore time to investigate!