Sunday, June 21, 2015

Fapcams Madness 1: "Up&Down"

Right now, the famous Hani fancam has more than 14 million views, and almost every k-pop fan has seen it at least once. Thanks to it EXID shot to stardom, so let's watch it one more time:


Finished fapping? Then allow me to explain what this series is going to be about ...

1. I'll take one k-pop song (recent/famous one) and find as many fancams of dance covers (more or less "professional" ones, no double entries for the same person), watch them all and choose the 10 best.
2. From those 10, I'll try to choose the best one (using scientific methods, of course) when it comes to fappiness.
3. Everything will be objective and scientific (at least, I'll try).
4. At the end of the post will be survey in which you can let me know which one was the best in your opinion.

Let's begin the search.



... after going through ~30 pages of YouTube results, watching 100+ fancams and fapping for God knows how many times, I have finally chosen 10 best fancams ...

So, let's start!

10. Yucheong (유청) from dance group Six Bomb (식스밤) [150429]




Choreography:

Nothing special, unfortunately, but still not that bad, though they need to practice "booty shaking" :3

6/10

Outfit: 

Less is more, and in this case, less skin exposure is great thanks to yoga pants and a tight shirt, plus pantie lines are always welcome ... on a side note, those shoes "that's no no"

7/10 


Dancer: 

Body: Looks very nice, although modest when it comes to ass, and I suspect heavy push-up, but "determination" is also important.
7/10

Face: With that kind of face, she would fit nicely in G-Friend: fresh, young, innocent and looks natural.
7/10

7/10

Fan service:


Well, she looks happy and smiles to the audience, but except for that, there's not much going on when it comes to the "fanservice" we like.

6/10

Overall rating: 

6,5/10

9. Jini (지니) from dance group Rose Queen (로즈퀸) [141225]



Choreography:

Nice, but synchronization and keeping tempo aren't her strong suit. The same goes for booty shaking.

6/10

Outfit: 

Kinky Santa's helpers are a great choice, and the whole outfit is great overall.

8/10 


Dancer: 

Body: Nice and fit: That's what I like even though it's modest in size.
7/10

Face: Not my thing. She's like a slightly prettier Namjoo.
6/10

6.5/10

Fan service:


Not much to write, nothing really special, but it's not a "boner killer."

6/10

Overall rating: 

6.625/10

8. Sanha (산하) from girl group SUS4 (써스포) [150508]



Choreography:

Pretty much what you would expect from a girl group, clean and nice choreography, so I didn't really have anything to whine about. :3

7/10

Outfit: 

Just your standard "slutty girl group" outfit

7/10 


Dancer: 

Body: That's something unexpected. She has a really nice bottom half: nice ass and great thighs. She reminds me of UEE and Yuri in their glory days (although she still has a long way to go).
8/10

Face: Her face is the main problem ... she looks like the ugly child of Hyeri and Junghwa.
6/10

7/10

Fan service:


You really can tell that she is an idol since you can't whine about her behavior on stage, but on the other hand, you can be sure she just sticks to basics so her manager won't hit her.

6/10

Overall rating: 

6.75/10

7. Hyeri (혜리) from dance group Wait A Minute (웨잇어미닛) [150520]



Choreography:

There's something provocative in the way she dances (not that :3 ), but mistakes in choreo make it futile.

6/10

Outfit: 

You can't go wrong with skin-tight body suits.

7/10 


Dancer: 

Body: With her figure if she would be an idol, k-netz would call her "fat" and act like a little bitches toward her even if she looks a bit like a chick from some hentai (and for me, that's a good thing :3).
8/10

Face: How old is she? 50?
6/10

7/10

Fan service:


Having fun on stage always helps.

7/10

Overall rating: 

6.75/10

6. Duyu (두유) from girl group Switch (스위치) [150419]



Choreography:

The same case as Sanha from SUS4

7/10

Outfit: 

The leather/latex look makes it great for people trying to get into SM (Welcome to Lee Soo Man's sex dungeons).

7/10 


Dancer: 

Body: I can't really complain about anything. There's booty, boobs, nice waist, abs, you name it.
8/10

Face: I'm quite attracted to her, and it makes me even more upset that Switch is such a flop. ;(
7/10

7.5/10

Fan service:


She behaves like an idol, and I'm pretty sure the way she acts on stage is some way of telling the audience that she's willing to go to motel after hours (obviously not for free since her group is a flop).

7/10

Overall rating: 

7.125/10

5. Choim (초임) from dance group Rosemass (로즈매스) [150515]



Choreography:

Nicely done, no mistakes and ... ASS! Her pelvic/ass skills make everything look better.

7/10

Outfit: 

Typical slutty idol outfit with 4Minute influences

7/10 


Dancer: 

Body: It's really a shame. She's completely fine, nice ass, boobs, etc., but on the other hand, there are dozens of better bodies in k-pop.
7/10

Face: Try combining Sohyun with Seoyoung, and I love the result.
8/10

7.5/10

Fan service:


Love it :D I could fap to it for days and her wet hair, constant eye contact, laugh, sexy/cute faces would never bore me, just like I can watch any fancam of Seoyoung and still be excited like it's the first time.

8/10

Overall rating: 

7.375/10

4. Dahee (다희) from dance group Bambino (밤비노) [150403]



Choreography:

Nicely done, no big mistakes; completely OK

7/10

Outfit: 

Sailor uniforms <3 Uniforms play a big role in sexual fetishes, and that makes this outfit nearly perfect.

9/10 


Dancer: 

Body: Fit and toned, although her booty and boobs are really modest (she has pretty much the same body type as Mina from AOA, although more fit)
8/10

Face: In her group, she's pretty much like Namjoo in A Pink ... and that's not a good thing.
6/10

7/10

Fan service:


Not really great fan service, but still it's something. Most of the time, she keeps a provocative expression, and occasional winks only makes things better.

7/10

Overall rating: 

7.5/10


3. SeonAh (선아) from dance group Two L (투엘) [150319]



Choreography:

Everything was OK, no big mistakes, really nice booty shaking

8/10

Outfit: 

The white shorts and white top were a nice combination with her toned body, and the top can bring some SM associations (leash/collar).

8/10 

Dancer: 

Body: Nice booty and boobs (although they are on the modest side). Overall, everything is nicely balanced.
9/10

Face: Looks nice and reminds me of Anda with smaller lips and a bit more PS (sometimes it looks too artificial).
8/10

8.5/10

Fan service:


Not much unfortunately. Most of the time, you can tell that she's tired/bored/annoyed, but still, sometimes there is a wink/eye contact with the audience.

6/10

Overall rating: 

7.625/10


2. Hadam (하담) from dance group Bambino (밤비노) [150501]



Choreography:

Nicely done, no big mistakes and one of best booty shakers.

8/10

Outfit: 

The black shorts and white top seem too plain, but with her body type you don't really need anything more.

7/10 

Dancer: 

Body: Reminds me of Nada from Wa$$up, which is a good thing. Nice booty, good sized rack and tan are great together.
9/10

Face: Nothing much to write since she's obviously pretty.
8/10

8.5/10

Fan service:


I think she's the best, with many nice faces, winks/eye contact, occasional walks closer to the audience, and you feel that she really enjoys this

9/10

Overall rating: 

8.125/10





And the winner is ...












1. Eunsol (은솔) from dance group Bambino (밤비노) [150529]



Choreography:

This is the best "booty shaking" of all those covers. I'll say that it's even better than the original! The rest of the choreography is also quite nicely covered, without big mistakes.

9/10

Outfit: 

The combination of skimpy top, (really) short skirt with "pantsu" is something unparalleled. 

10/10 

Dancer: 

Body: Pretty much perfect! Nice size boobs, great ass (one of the best in Korea imho), only a lack of waist kind of destroys it.
9/10

Face: Subin and Serri from Dal Shabet combined together, but with less PS.
8/10

8.5/10

Fan service:


Nothing much, but still better than most of others. Nice faces, here and there + some "eye contact" with dirty perverts fans.

7/10

Overall rating: 

8.625/10


Gods are real! This is really the best attempt at a sexed-up version of "Up&Down."




I fapped, and so should you!



BONUS:

A recording of the Miss Daegu beauty pageant:



25 comments:

  1. Dammit Sindsoron, now I'll have to delay the series I had planned.

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  2. Goddamnit, that ass on 8...


    "For some reason", this reminds me of Pocket Girls. Too bad those didn't get as many gigs.

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  3. Hadam looks like the love child of Jiyeon and Yubin. I'm really glad those kids finally got together.

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  4. Hopefully next time Eunsol will forget to wear panties

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    1. I think six bomb released this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Su1ZzPruVWg . Idk but I don't think they're a dance group.
      Bambino is about to make a MV( I don't really know though) for this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3ZBUv5eMa4

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    2. I found out about that minutes after article was released, but i would have hard time calling even switch girl group since right now they just live thanks to dancing to songs by others, at events

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  6. Fuck yeah Eunsol. Also you should try watching Rose Queen's Jini covering Hyuna's red. One last thing, you're awesome. Keep this fapcam thing up.

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    1. The only woman who can take out a Bambino right now is another Bambino. Still like Hadam's version better, but voted for TWOL if for no other reason than it was Sunah's best effort ever. For Hadam, it was just another performance by the ultimate female stud & KPOP rookie ruler

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    2. The only woman who can take out a Bambino right now is another Bambino. Still like Hadam's version better, but voted for TWOL if for no other reason than it was Sunah's best effort ever. For Hadam, it was just another performance by the ultimate female stud & KPOP rookie ruler

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  7. 8.625 out of 10 ?? You just went IGN right there

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    1. blame my education... going through technical university isn't good for mental health

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    1. Did you get the correct one? I meant Bambino's new song, not the SJ subunit.

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    2. yup... the bambino one sucks imho even more than suju :3 ...but visually bambino is always perfect

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  9. So what is a The difference from an idol group to a dance group? Do they only perform covers and not have their own songs/sings them?

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    1. like the name suggests, dance groups focuses on dancing only, while idol groups are idols, i don't really know how to put it simpler... imho groups like Switch are more dance groups dance idols since they pretty much earn the living by dancing at various events and not by being idols

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    2. well, I heard that BAMBINO is a dance group but they released a song called opa opa so...

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    3. They started as dance group to gain public recognition and fanbase, and after ~1 year their company turned them into idol group, they did the same with Laysha... it's all really relative

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  10. Pretty soon that sound you are going to hear hitting the canvas is Laysha, sister group to Bambino, being knocked out cold by Eunsol and Hadam. They are going way beyond them already - with about 100 million YouTube hits. It's amazing Laysha started out as the top on, but they cannot keep up w/the Bambinos by any stretch.

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  11. I have studied this (often) and think Two L wins

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  12. Have you ever thought of doing a Fapcam Madness based on the volume of the audience reaction to a fancam common song? Up & Down perfect but there are other covers. I leave it to you

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