Friday, June 5, 2015

Let's Get to Know - CarolinaPanthers2015



You may be asking yourself, who is CarolinaPanthers2015? I'm here to tell you he's one of the greatest minds in K-pop fapping today. A common participant on Reddit's kpopfap board; each of his comments is a work of art. Aptly describing the material being posted while at the same time giving a concise description of what he'd like to do. Really, I haven't seen such great "porn" commenting since ross53545.

CarolinaPanthers2015 was kind enough to answer of a few of my questions:


SF: How long have you been into k-pop?

CarolinaPanthers2015: Since I have discovered Girls' Generation a few years ago. I simply don't know what exact year I started listening to them right now.


SF: Favorite group/ idol?

CarolinaPanthers2015: I have countless favorite girl groups and idols, from Hello Venus to G.NA and from BESTie to Lim Kim.

SF: How many times do you fap per day?

CarolinaPanthers2015: I just jack off to idols whenever I need to. And it doesn't matter if I cum or not.

SF: Lube or no lube? 

CarolinaPanthers2015: No lube at all.

SF: Tits or ass?

CarolinaPanthers2015: Both, along with pussy.

SF: What would you do to Soyeon?

CarolinaPanthers2015: Let's just put it this way. Although T-ara's Soyeon has a boyfriend, i'd love to do countless naughty things to her, like giving her a hardcore face fuck anytime, anywhere. And I don't care if she's busy or not.



SF: What would you do if you had access to Bomi or Chorong's mouth for a day?

CarolinaPanthers2015: Let's think about it this way. I actually want to face fuck all of A Pink, especially Na Eun and Bomi, who have lips that are perfect for sucking a man's cock like mine.

SF: I think Hyosung has the nicest body in all of kpop. Agree?

CarolinaPanthers2015: I totally agree with you about Hyosung.

SF: Whose asshole would be most accepting of your BBC?

CarolinaPanthers2015: I rather think it this way. I prefer fucking every single K-Pop girl group idol in the ass so fucking hard with my fat black cock. And I don't care if there's a bad time to do it because i'd love to distract them with my cock up their asses. And of course I will start with all members of EXID, beginning with Junghwa and then go at it with the other four members at random.


SF: Do you have a go to fap-pic for when you need a quickie? Which one is it?

CarolinaPanthers2015: Again, I just fap to any female idol. And no matter how long it takes, i'll just make eye contact with them and fap away, even if they have their mouth wide open.

SF: Krystal or Jessica?

CarolinaPanthers2015: I rather go at it with any female idol I meet in person, even ones who have boyfriends and married ones.

SF: Ever fapped to a Lovelyz?

CarolinaPanthers2015: Well, not yet, but i'd love to start whenever I get a chance. And i'll start with Jisoo.

SF: SinB just turned 18 in Korea... Did you celebrate?

CarolinaPanthers2015: You know what, let's just be very happy that GFriend's SinB is finally eighteen in South Korea and let's ignore people who say that she's still underage because she isn't anymore.

SF: Ever fap to Jpop? Have a favorite?

CarolinaPanthers2015: Let's just say that I rather fuck every female idol, especially Japanese female idols. And i'll start with the members of Berryz Kobo. Miyabi would be a great girl to start.


SF: Would you allow yourself to be pegged by anyone? Who?

CarolinaPanthers2015: No.

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I'd like to sincerely thank CarolinaPanthers2015 for taking time out of his busy fapping schedule to answer some questions and give us insight into the mind of a master K-fapper. I look forward to his comments in the future... Even though they're likely to buried.

17 comments:

  1. I was reading this until i had to stop and think what the fuck i was doing with my life. But then, back to fapping.

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  2. If I can be quite honest with myself, I reckon fucking the the fucking brains out of Lee Clara's tight, wet yellow snatch wouldn't be too terrible. I would really love to grab her jiggly ass and then creampie into her shit filled asshole, then mix it together. I reckon I'd then like to put my still rock-hard dick between her ass cheeks and then jerk myself off using her cheeks. I'd only do this things with her consent if course as I wouldn't want her to feel uncomfortable.

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    1. If I can be quite honest with myself, I reckon fucking the the fucking brains out of Ryu Sera's tight, wet yellow snatch wouldn't be too terrible. I would really love to grab her jiggly ass and then creampie into her shit filled asshole, then mix it together. I reckon I'd then like to put my still rock-hard dick between her ass cheeks and then jerk myself off using her cheeks. I'd only do this things with her consent if course as I wouldn't want her to feel uncomfortable... If I may be so bold.

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  3. I would love to be crouching behind Han Ye Seul as she is on all fours. I would spread her butt cheeks apart and start licking her asshole and I rubbed her clit. After a few minutes, I would stick my rock hard dick into her ass. I would slowly thrust once. She would clench her asshole tight and I would jizz right away.

    Meanwhile, Teddy is in the corner crying. Ye Seul walks over to him and squirts my jizz out of her ass onto his face. While she is doing that, I pop a pill of Viagra because this is a once in a lifetime opportunity, and I'll keep jizzing in and on Han Ye Seul until my balls no longer cease to exist.

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  4. I would let Jimin crush my head with his thighs while simultaneously giving him a blow job. Since my head is burried, I would have no choice but to consistently deep throat him until he jzzes down my throat.

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  5. He also has a youtube account called cheerleaderlover.

    Also, indycolts2015 on reddit is an improved version of this guy.

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  6. "Yuck. She's the most unhygienic of them all."

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzb6FaHbpdM

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    1. 2013 /hr/ has nothing on 2015 shitposting /kpg/.

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  7. The Carolina Panthers suck. Otherwise this guy has the right ideas.

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  8. AHAHAHAH, I saw this post coming. Actually I'm quite suprised he was never mentioned on this site before. A living Legend

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    1. I don't even think he realizes his own awesomeness, but then the great ones never do.

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    2. He certainly has great thirst.

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    3. Thirsty and foolish => the ew Steve Jobs right here!

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  9. I learned a lot more from this post than going to school

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  10. He must be an American. Straight American males are forever labelled one of the worst men in bed, and rightfully so - always thinking about their penises getting pleasured, even when it's uncomfortable and hurtful to the woman, not taking into consideration if the oman is actually into being in a uncomfortable situation or not. Making it enjoyable for her as well is never a goal - and when it is, it's never 50/50 and they mostly never reciprocate (even less when it comes to oral sex). Women in America make their men orgasm most of the times (almost 80% of men orgasm every single time they have sex), while most American men could care less about making some minimal effort to make it good for women as well (hence not even 30% of women orgasm every time). They totally believe their penises are the center, their orgasms are enough and that is when it all ends and their fantasies are the only ones that matter. Women's bodies are masturbation tools. And they keep proving it to the whole world to see over and over again, be it with their online comments or their sexist "men does whatever he wants to women and women never gets anything back" favorite type of porn.
    Straight men over there are some worthless pieces of shit, hahahahaha!

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