Sunday, June 14, 2015

Big Bang - Bang Bang Bang Rap Remix


G-Dragon and TOP were surprised at the negative reactions "Bang Bang Bang" has been receiving, so they decided to do a remix, featuring everyone's favorite hiphop artist Bobby.

I found the lyrics on DC Inside, but for some reason, I can never find the audio to these remixes.





[G-Dragon]

I am completely losing my mind
As I am a subject to the passage of time
But my fangirls think I’m a genius
That compensates for my micropenis
I can’t rhyme for shit any longer
You would expect my lyricism to be stronger
But it’s not like I could rap the first place
We all know the true case
It must be from all the weed I’ve been smoking
I’ll admit I’m gay before I quit toking
We can all blame it on Kiko
She’s been fucking my ass violently
We all know I’m too blue-pilled to fuck her
So I just take it up the ass silently


BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG!
Bang bang bang
BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG!
Bang bang bang


[Bobby]

I forgot to shower before I came to the studio
Just to prove I have more swag than Coolio
I high-fived people while I took a dump
I don’t want to be near any lame-ass chump
Smeared shit on their hands to make them more hiphop
I eat my own shit because I’m hardcore
Taking a shower is such a bore
I like to piss on the bathroom door
I’m more hardcore than two black dude’s ripping an Asian girl’s asshole
My lyricism has no rival
I’d compare it to AKF’s mom’s casserole
After this you’ll need some Mydol
Even though I look like roadkill
I can pick up chicks with my armpit sweat
Follow me on the way to hiphop greatness
Because nigga you ain’t shet


BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG!
Bang bang bang
BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG!
Bang bang bang


[TOP]

My name is Choi Seung Hyun
And you may not call me Choi Seung Yeon
I can make guys finger their assholes to me
I can even make them crave my D
I don’t even have to chop off my dick
Because artificial pussies are sick
Y’all mother fuckers can’t resist this Vulcan flow
Sasaengs follow me everywhere I go
We all know every sa saeng saeng saeng
Wants to stalk me and bang bang bang
I am going to be a world star
Run over my competition like Daesung’s car

7 comments:

  1. Is this legit?
    (is this legit?)
    #isThisLegit

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  2. Good news, Big Bang got banned from Inkygayo, HYSFag can now have a raging boner about how YG Got what's coming to them.

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  3. Omo, it's Bobby Oppa Saranghae!!

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  4. You have no idea how much this made me laugh. Please keep doing these.

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