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This is amazing for me because I am a fellow Canadian. Come find me! I will definitely join your girl group. I can be the leader, or face, or singer, or dancer, or whatever you want me to be. Hell, I will do it all. In fact, nevermind; I don't need you anymore. I will go solo. Stay in your small Canadian hometown. I bet it is in Saskatchewan or something.
18 years old hey? Ooooh. Kinda pushing it at this point, eh ('eh' because, you know, we are Canadian)?
This was my absolute favourite comment. Underpants gnomes logic belongs everywhere.
I like how she specifies "basic singing abilities". Truth.
Wishing you were someone else is the key to happiness, people.
Gold advice, to be honest. The best outcomes in life come from Craigslist. Cars, kitchen utensils, hook ups, missed connections, etc...
Straight and to the point. Honest and blunt. I like her optimism.
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