Monday, June 8, 2015

Which female idol would make the best porn star?



It's no mystery that female K-pop idols are pretty fucking hot. But would being hot be enough for them to make it big in the porn industry (which probably won't happen anytime soon)? Well, obviously not, because if it were, I could just put in the names of all the members of every single girl group out there (with a few exceptions) and call it a day. But being a porn star takes much more than just looks and body, and you shall see how through this article.

So here are the nominees, handpicked personally by me, in no particular order.
(P.S. This is gonna be photo and gif heavy).
(P.P.S., If you managed to get through this whole article without fapping once, you get a cookie.)




                                          4MINUTE - HyunA



Oh look, Hyuna's here! Shocker! Well, Hyuna's known to be the 'seductress' or whatever, but I won't disagree. This woman would make a straight girl go lesbo, for obvious reasons. So where does Hyuna specialize? We shall go through it step by step.

Body?



Boobies: Definitely had some work done, SO...

Nice...

Booty: None thus far.

But an A for effort.
Waist: Ant size.


PASS.

General sluttiness?






Boob squeezing, touching her own boobs and va-jay-jay.

PASS.

Girl on girl?

HELL YES. She seems more into girls if you ask me...
General horniness?



Has shown her crave for the 'd' repeatedly in music videos through:
- Lip biting
- Finger biting
- Self touching




- Leg spreading



- Not-so-subtle moan samples in "Bubble Pop" and "Red"

SHE WANTS THE D. Or V.


Skin Exposure rating?


8/10 (9 if she shows us her tits).

Specialties would be:
- Seduction
- Girl on Girl action.


     SISTAR - Hyorin


I personally think Hyorin is a step above Hyuna in terms of body. The rest... not so much. It's much harder finding sexy pictures of her on the net compared to Hyuna. But that doesn't mean she doesn't deserve a place on this list.

Body?

Shape: Curvy
Boobies?



Obvious push-up but ACKNOWLEDGED.

Booty?


Not bad... Not bad at all...
APPROVED

Legs?

Plus marks for the sexy tan.
PASS

Suggestiveness?



Blatant.

General Sluttiness?



Not Hyuna level, but passable.

Skin Exposition rating?



7/10. Needs improvement.

Specialties would be:
- Being vocal in bed
- Blow jobs (just because)


  Wa$$up - Nada



Probably not a big surprise that Nada is a nominee. To be honest, I personally think she'd make the best porn star. I dare say she has the best body in K-pop (COME AT ME BRO). Too bad I couldn't find many pictures of her though, but she has my vote.

Body?

Shape: CURVY

Boobies?


Good 'nuf.

Booty?



O_O

General horniness?


She wants the ding dong at the back door alright.

What more do I have to say?

Suggestiveness?

I'm pretty sure that's not how you ride a skateboard...
...Yup.

Skin Exposition Rating?

5/10. WE NEED MOREEEEEEEE.

Specialties would be:
- ANAL.No more, no less.


       Ailee



The only reason she's a nominee is because of the whole nude scandal thingy. Just goes to show the girl's got some kink to her. Not only that, but she went a step further with that sexy photoshoot  right after the scandal, which is practically just flipping everyone off and showing them how much she doesn't give a fuck. Ailee, you are my spirit animal.

Body? 

Shape: Curvy

Boobies?

Holy mother of-
Booty?


Passable...

PASS

Suggestiveness?




Subtle.

General sluttiness kinkiness?


Skin Exposition rating?


Including scandal: 10/10
Excluding scandal: 7/10, improving.

Specialty would be:
- Dirty Talk/Sexting/Strip Teases

                                                        Brown Eyed Girls - Ga In



So, this is our last nominee, and let me just say this girl more than deserves a place on this list. The sex Goddess Ga In is a step above everyone on this list in every category... except maybe for body. She's the one that makes us go O_O in every music video. She's the one that never gives us music without a message, a message that oh-so-coincidentally always has something or the other to do with sex. Yup, she's totally earned her place on the nominees list.

Body?


Boobies?

You tried, girl.
Booty?


Acknowledged.

Legs?


Short, but good ratios.

PASS.

General sluttiness?

She's not slutty. She's artistic.

Girl on Girl?





CAN I GET AN AMEN?

General horniness?

Do I even need to elaborate?

Entrance granted.
...
Oh.
PASS.

Skin Exposition Rating?


9/10

Specialties would be:
- Girl on Girl
- BDSM (She seems to be into that)


Vote for your favorite pornstar idol here. Results will be revealed next week! Before we wrap up, I would like to give out some honorable mentions.

-Wa$$up - Nari
-Secret - Hyosung
-Rainbow - Jaekyung


Lastly, none of these gifs or photos belong to me, but I do get some credit for compiling them, right? Took a good amount of research.

Also, happy fapping!

23 comments:

  1. I voted for Gain, since I get the impression that she could do everything from dominatrix to suggestive eating to pole-dancing. Great talent.

    Definitely agree on Hyuna for girl-girl, she seems quite comfortable with touching other women.

    But the one I would like to see most is not on the list. Bora is so effortlessly sexy in her movements and expressions, she could be really good in AV.

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    1. Came here (uh...) to post this.
      Hyun Young is the sluttiest and I love it.
      https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsfKIfhCIAE0lGm.jpg

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    1. http://www.chick-fil-a.com/Media/Img/catalog/Food/XLarge/Cookie.png

      Never let it be said I don't stick to my word.

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    1. my thoughts exactly

      i'm thinking a deepthroat competition between Eunji and Bomi, bobbing up and down on big black cocks like they're Woody Woodpecker

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  5. I am going against the grain and say I am glad Korean idols knows how to express themselves sexually unlike Japanese Idols qho have turn to jav debuts because their producers forbid them from being functional adults during their lives as idols right to their sellby dates.

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    1. Tldr: none of them. Their bedsheet business is none of my concern

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    2. From what I've seen (and grown to love), I would say J-idols like Koda Kumi or Maki Goto (after she grew out of the Japanese equivalent of the Mikey Mouse Club) are plenty sexually expressive, in their MVs, their lives and their photoshoots. I've seen "some boy's touch" and the latest photobook by the latter, and Kumi had always been known for her provocative videos and performances, if songs like TABOO are any indication.

      Japan is a little bit more in-the-closet, but there are certainly quite a handful of idols who don't give an eff and present plenty of eye-candy instead. Just gotta know where to look XD

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  6. My vote is for Nada.I thought of her when I read the titles, didn't expect to see her here since Wa$$up gets no love.

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  7. Hyuna would definitely be dominant and kinky in bed, so obviously that's where the vote has got to go

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  8. Your waifu would make the best porn star since she's such a WHORE! >:(

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    1. I'd give all of my three nuts to see a Soyeon porn.

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  9. Jaekyung for oppai lover like me. And Dasom for her love of anal.

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  10. Mate, please continue like this.

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  11. How could you make such a list without including Som of Laysha, or Ensol of Bambino! Somebody really missed the boat here!

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