Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Iljins' Delivery of Gifts Approved by the Fapgods (IDGAF) #1

Starting a new series for all you horny readers out there! The idea is to introduce you to interesting fap material, from less obvious sources that many k-fappers don't frequent. I might also chuck in some of my own thoughts (where relevant). But the most important goal, here, is for me to get into fap-heaven by appeasing the fap-gods - spreading their gospel and helping other fappers. I don't know how regular this series will be, but we'll see. Anyway, see below for some arousing (and pretty hilarious) content.


There is a series of several episodes (and counting) dedicated to these 'translated' videos of female idols. I thought the Yura one was the best example, hence my embedding it. Unfortunately for Nana fans, her video was removed due to copyright, but hopefully there's at least one girl that you like here.

These are arguably meant to make you laugh rather than turn you on, but the subbed parts are nicely punctuated with sexy dancey content, making these videos a solid choice for your "Fap Later" playlist. Admittedly, it is a slightly simple and repetitive kind of comedy, but even if you don't appreciate this style of humour you've got to give props to the creator for writing subs that fit beautifully with the facial expressions and body language of the girls.

The predictable whining in the comments is pretty funny too. We wouldn't be Anti Kpop-Fangirl without taking the odd jab at overly sensitive people getting wound up over trivial things, so here is the good stuff hand-picked from the plant of butthurt.

No, shit! You don't need to understand a word of Korean to know that idols would never speak so openly about enjoying double penetration or being jizzed onto their eyes. Would you want to look like such a massive slut on national TV knowing that fangirls will hate on you even when you dare compliment oppar? Not if you value your life.

If your definition of a pornstar is someone who features in videos for people fap to then, yes, idols are pornstars too. And why are you falling asleep?


Really? Someone's just having a bit of fun and making a joke that no one will take seriously (except fangirls, apparently), and they deserve eternal torture for that? Is it really a sin on par with rape and murder? On the contrary, the fap-gods will reward this person, in death, with exclusive fap material that would be unimaginable, here, on Earth.


This concludes the first IDGAF. From now on, I shall be accepting submissions for this series. I will publish any kpop fap material which is both good quality and from somewhere that isn't too obvious. Funny and creative stuff like in this article is a bonus too. Note that male fap material is ok, but the main focus will be females because of our audience. Please send submissions via ask.fm, twitter or email newworldandbeyond@gmail.com. I promise not to hog it all to myself. May the fapgods bless your lustful souls!

P.S. Happy Cock (the uploader of the fine gifts above) is the first person I've seen to explicitly put the word 'fapcam' in a YouTube video title. I think it's great.

27 comments:

  1. Biggest kpop troll on Youtube :))
    I wonder if he'll get any male idols into spotlight, then we'll have the real shitstorm.

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    1. Hahaha, never even crossed my mind. I wonder which would annoy them more, making oppa talk about sleeping with women or other men.

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    2. Im pretty sure that majority of the fangirls have deluded themselves with gay shippings. Sleeping with girls would definitely annoy them more

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  2. I actually thought that it was an AKF author who made these videos. Real shame about the Nana one, that was the best one imo

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  3. Oh my god. Everything about this is funny. From the video to the blog post and the fan comments. Lmfao this is great

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  4. "The idea is to introduce you to interesting fap material"
    Best. Writer. Ever.

    I also have some sources, but I'm not sure if they aren't morally questionable.

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    1. Just noticed I gave that video a thumbs up some time ago when they were still fresh (I think they originated from "an Anon", without giving too much away) and yes, it's hilarious.

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    2. Also, what I think a lot of people don't understand is that is actually ingenious satire. The real highly sexual concert performances cut between the subbed parts is such a huge contrast... and yet not.

      I... just wanted to have that pointed out and applaud the uploader.

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    3. By "morally questionable" do you mean porn? Yeah, I won't be posting anything too graphic. I'll make a proper list of criteria.

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    4. Yeah, let's just say it's only porn.
      I was kinda drunk last night. lol

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  5. I would give my left nut to sniff Yura's armpit for 3 minutes

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    1. Oh, you have one nut left?
      This may be a trap, but what happened to the right one? :p

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  6. I laughed a lot with this one:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlEuEemd80c

    It's like a very weird comedy porn if that even exist.

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    1. oh god, krystal could actually read these lmao

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  7. hahah I found this channel sometime ago,its awesome

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  8. I feel really bad for laughing at these so much, oh well. The Yura one is still the funniest

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  9. Yo look at all our recent articles. It's winter and we are horny as fuck.

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    1. We've got to keep ourselves warm somehow.

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    2. Dahye is happy to help

      http://40.media.tumblr.com/a68a9186a48e6a68396f555d4b392002/tumblr_nihqc8isew1qk12q0o1_1280.jpg

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    3. May Fapgod bless Dahye and her ass.

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  10. Bless you for this. And I still can't believe some people are trying to shield them for something that is so obviously fake, it hurts.

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  11. I'm glad one of the authors here picked up on this series. I think it suits AKF!

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    1. I'd like to just point out that all authors should feel free to use this series. Just make sure to number each post appropriately and try not to post fap material which is sourced from obvious places like fiddle.se or whatever.

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  12. For a full list of criteria for IDGAF submissions, go to:
    http://about.me/newworldandbeyond

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  13. I don't know which is better, watching the videos or reading butthurt fangirls' comments.

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    1. The comments are endlessly amusing: "But unnie didn't REALLY say that!".

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