This is where the magic happens.
- And just in case you weren't entirely sure that they're the absolute worst, Koreaboo also compiled a list of the top kpop crotch grabs. Spoiler: It's 40% Exo. Sorry if I ruined the surprise for you.
- Actor Kim Woo Bin admits to looking like a dinosaur. I actually like him more for admitting that.
|"SO sorry if my home makes you look poor, Dasom."|
- Kwanghee worries about his damn laminates. Maybe if he wasn't so fake and fragile, he wouldn't have to worry so much.
- Speaking of ass, apparently T.O.P. lets other celebs hook up in his villa. YG denies this, of course.
- Hyorin says she felt weird showing her house for "Showtime," proceeds to humblebrag about how she's making more bank than the other Sistar members. (Clearly, she was excluding Soyu, right?)
- Dispatch reveals incriminating text messages between Lee Byun Hun and Lee Ji Yeon. They're not as sexy or descriptive as you'd hope.
- Kim Soo Hyun selected as "Most Perfect Man of 2014." I didn't need a survey to tell me that.
- And winner of this week's I Can't Believe It's News Award: Crossword puzzle mentions CL.
Clearly, they needed a lot of filler for the Annual Mammoth Crossword.