Sunday, January 11, 2015

2015: A New Year Brings New Authors!

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The Admins at Anti Kpop Fangirl spent many a late night sifting through what seemed to be an infinite pile of applications. Buzzing on high amounts of caffeine, we admins ploughed through cringeworthy humour, bland prose, eye-wateringly awful grammar, and the phrase "ovaries explode". The mission to find new authors to help us spread the Gospel of Han Ye Seul seemed impossible - something that only Tom Cruise could complete with the help of his Scientologist Mothership.

As we were at the end of our tether, two glowing apparitions appeared in front of us. What was it? Had Aerum finally figured out a way to teleport herself to the AKF headquarters and sacrifice us to the spirit of her stillborn niece/nephew? Were Choa and Way coming to cut us because they are #ThugMisses? Or was it the coffee? Zaku thought that it was his OTP, KorraSami, inviting him to an orgy in the Spirit World. But it wasn't, it was the glowing applications of Sohyunna and PTS_Sr.

They were to be our salvations! It was a revelation almost as holy as Moses' encounter with a celestial burning bush!

So, welcome to our new authors Sohyunna and PTS_Sr who are currently on a two-month probationary period at AKF. If they make it through the blood, guts and gore of slaying delusional fangirls, then they will be able to take the blood vow and become official members of the Han Ye Seul cult. 

So please, don't eat them and look forward to their articles.

- akisame

22 comments:

  1. 아저씨January 11, 2015 at 1:02 PM

    Gotta find those compelling debuts. Errybody knows oppars can't go on forever.

    Except Kpopalypse, he's JYP or something.

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    1. KpopalypseJanuary 11, 2015 at 10:53 PM

      I'm gonna start putting my name in really small text in the headers of everyone else's posts.

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    2. N/AJanuary 12, 2015 at 9:07 AM

      You're giving me nightmares.

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    3. Part Time S♡NEJanuary 12, 2015 at 1:53 PM

      If you think that's bad, wait until he starts wearing transparent clothing.

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  2. SyncopateThatGayageumJanuary 11, 2015 at 1:44 PM

    Sohyunna is a shit name, try harder.

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    1. Part Time S♡NEJanuary 11, 2015 at 2:30 PM

      We seem to think alike.

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    2. SyncopateThatGayageumJanuary 11, 2015 at 2:44 PM

      We should be friends, Post Traumatic Stress Senior

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    3. Part Time S♡NEJanuary 11, 2015 at 2:52 PM

      What's your name meant to be? Sohyun + Hyuna?

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    4. SyncopateThatGayageumJanuary 11, 2015 at 2:59 PM

      It is supposed to be a portmanteau of Sohyun and the word 'hunna' popularised by the modern day hero Chief Keef.

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  3. BerasajJanuary 11, 2015 at 1:56 PM

    Congrats on your debut oppar/unnier please work hard to showcase a positive hard working image, Hwaiting~ (^o^)O

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  4. zakuJanuary 11, 2015 at 2:21 PM

    >it wasn't Korrasami

    Why even live

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  5. Part Time S♡NEJanuary 11, 2015 at 2:30 PM

    Thanks for the welcome, Akisame!

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  6. NoJanuary 11, 2015 at 5:14 PM

    I don't even want to imagine how much butthole sniffing and licking in the huge AKF office complex building must have been going on during those "casting" nights!

    Since this is a site-related post; Where did the K-pop news link/frame go?

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    1. Fany PackJanuary 11, 2015 at 6:11 PM

      You're talking about the Kpop Recap stuff, right? The guy who ran that site stopped doing it, so we deleted the links.

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    2. KpopalypseJanuary 11, 2015 at 10:53 PM

      We got Fany's worst of k-pop or whatever now so we don't need it anyway. Fany will keep us up to date!

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    3. NoJanuary 12, 2015 at 4:35 AM

      Thanks for the explanation.

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  7. UnknownJanuary 11, 2015 at 5:56 PM

    Welcome to the crew, guys!

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  8. KpopalypseJanuary 11, 2015 at 10:54 PM

    Welcome new authors!

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  9. RealJWJanuary 12, 2015 at 12:57 AM

    male fanservice and you're good in my book

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  10. UnknownJanuary 12, 2015 at 7:54 AM

    You UCAADs have Twitter?

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    1. SyncopateThatGayageumJanuary 12, 2015 at 8:25 AM

      Here: https://twitter.com/Patrish_af

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    2. Part Time S♡NEJanuary 12, 2015 at 1:54 PM

      Yeah, I followed you recently. https://twitter.com/newworld_beyond

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