The staff here loves giving Shinbi shit for her Shinbot articles, and she always gave vague explanations such as "I'm doing another major to prepare for medical school," "I'm also preparing for law school," "I'm working a graduate assistant and doing a lot of volunteering." Today, I learned that this was total horseshit and was a little saddened that Shinbi couldn't tell me the truth.
From Soompi:
The group consists of six members: Shinbi, Eumji, Yuju, Sowon, Yerin, andEunha. Sowon, born in 1995, is the group’s oldest member, while the group’s maknae, or youngest member, is Eumji, who was born in 1998. Yuju is the group’s main vocalist.Now we can't give her shit, as she has been busy preparing to be in an idol group for years. No wonder why she chose to join AKF: it was a golden chance to dump on female idols as much as she could before becoming an idol herself.
Now everyone knows what Shinbi looks like, so fap away*!
*If Chris Hansen and/or the authorities come after you, it's your own fault.
Brb..
ReplyDeleteI welcome the new fap overlords, but doesn't this go against revealing stuff in public? I mean, at least Ham Eunjung is trying desperately to pose with that weird Kpopalypse nick.
ReplyDeleteShinbi? That's clearly Jessica with another jaw shave!
ReplyDeleteJessica's victimized soul was reincarnated as an underage idol to avenge her dismissal from SNSD and wreak havoc on the Kpop scene in the form of "innocent appearance as well as their pure and lovable music". Shinbi is a '98 liner; be afraid.
ReplyDeleteI found this blog late last year so I had no idea who this Shinbi author was. I had to look for past articles by her and--oh, she started STFU. Too bad she isn't active anymore
ReplyDeleteRIP in pieces, Shinbi.
DeleteI. Am. Right. Here.
DeleteWTF... I am not dead, guys! >___>"
I am a second generation author; I am still relevant! *desperate for love*
Delete... I started *and still write* STFUs!!!
DeleteI exist, goddammit. >=|
You know, patrengkee, sometimes it's as if I can still see new posts, but then I remember those are just whispers of the past.
DeleteGood night, sweet princess.
That's funny considering several of us have reached out to you through email and twitter and you've never replied to anything, ever.
DeleteI wonder if the rest of AKF authors are idols being sneaky~
ReplyDeleteCaught.
ReplyDeleteI am sorry, fellow authors and dearest FISHies. I was just too embarrassed to reveal myself earlier for fear of ruining my pure and innocent image. Now I have saddened and disappointed you, my loyal fans. Forgive me. <3
When the Korean fans uncover her AKF-writing side project there's gonna be one hell of a scandal - first big scandal for 2015?
Deletewe started 2014 with yoona occasionally receiving nice-guy dick, it ended with lesbian buttplug rape. the standard has been set high, shinbi noonar is going to have to work very hard
DeleteJi soo please comeback to lovelyz I really need you
DeleteIsn't it exciting that the entire AKFG staff could be smoking hot K-Pop Girl Group members moonlighting in order to supplement their meager GG salary?
ReplyDeleteShh, don't say that out loud or the manager-oppas will take away our laptops...
DeleteSo people born in 1998 are turning 17 this year... shit. I guess this is how Kpopalypse feels all the time considering he's old as dirt.
ReplyDeletewish brononymous was on. comment section just weebs sucking the op's dick all the time.
ReplyDelete