Wednesday, January 7, 2015

Can We All Please Stan Jewelry? (No)

(So, I started this post yesterday when Jewelry was still a thing and it was going to be a post about how we need to desperately fap to them so they don't disband but then I woke up to this news and now it's a moot point. So I guess let's fap to the memories...)

Kpop's longest running girl group (with more than two members... Even though now they only have one zero) is in dire straits... dead.

Do I like... Yes!
Jewelry, the group that gave us such fantastic things as Yewon, Me too, and some girl named Semi is like basically dead. As the front picture showed, they only got one zero members left, which a girl group does not make. 

After careful analysis of this I've come to the conclusion that the problem is was being with that scumbag label, Starship Empire Entertainment. Those are the very same people behind such fantastically drama-free acts Nine Muses and ZE:A. I really don't think it's without reason that both Semi and Baby J both declined to renew their contracts once they expired... 

I'm torn. Because on the one hand, I don't want to see one of the groups that was around when the Twin Towers fell disappear, but on the other hand, it's like no one should ever support this stupid fucking label.

Basically what I think we should do is all silently fap to various Jewelry videos. Perhaps, maybe, if we go all Hani on one of their fancams, their dumb label will notice and do something with this group. (You can still fap to Yewon fancams it's just now it'll be sad rather than hopeful.) 

If it doesn't work, then their label will just disband the group, which would at least be a welcome relief to their members member who would then be able to attend college and get a job as an accountant. (AKF, can we start a Yewon college savings plan?) That'd own.


  1. We can start a college fund for her as long as she doesn't major in sociology.

    1. Whoa what do you have against sociology, oppar?

  2. I've been listening to K-Pop since 2008 and barely heard of them.
    Sounds like all we lost was some dead weight.

  3. Cmon guys..Baby J was awful. But seriously, fuck that label. BRING BACK 9(8? 7? 6?) MUSES.


    and original Eunjung > CCM's imposter.

  5. the original jewelry was the first kpop group I ever saw and them I was hook,RIP jewelry you bring me a lot of happiness and also Ye won tits :(

  6. At least we still have Yewon. I think you will see her doing more variety stuff soon. She got a big popularity boost from that Infinity Challenge episode she appeared on recently.

  7. As long as Star comes out with more SoReal albums SOON, and the the same songwriters, I choose not to care about anything else.

    Except maybe 9 muses...

  8. I was to busy fapping to this to form an opinion about this issue. I'm fangirling like a bitch right now (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

  9. Too bad. Coincidentally, I only "discovered" this group about 2 weeks ago, though I knew about Yewon and her laminated teeth from Invincible Youth. She's so cute!

    "Look At Me" and "Hot and Cold" are solid on my bike ride playlist right now.

  10. I'm a long time Jewelry fan and aw I wasn't surprised at all. I hope Baby J can continue though cause she was great! Maybe she can do like Seo InYoung.