Saturday, January 17, 2015

Hello Venus - Wiggle Wiggle



Hello Venus hyped us all with Wiggle Wiggle, but did it deliver?



Hello no. It's hard as fucking shit to fap to this MV. The MV director had the easiest fucking job on the fucking planet, but he somehow fucked his shit up. This should have been one of the representative K-pop MVs, but everything is ruined.

1. Why are they in a dark room with extremely bright lights shining in the background? The lights blind the shit out of you and you can only see two members clearly in certain shots.

2. What's with the "hiding behind the fence" shit? Was this director one of those guys who filmed girls in the shower room during gym class and wanted to recreate that experience here? I didn't want to see the fence in the way of the girls -- and no, that shit isn't artistic.

3. What's with the random black and white? This isn't the fucking 1980s where it was cool to have black and white MVs.


4. What's with the terrible camera angles? STOP TRYING TO BE ARTISTIC WITH YOUR CAMERA ANGLES! YOU ARE NOT MICHAEL FUCKING BAY! JUST FILM THE GIRLS NORMALLY, YOU GIGANTIC WART-FILLED ASSHOLE!

5. What the fuck is up with the confetti? When the lame-ass camera angles and black-and-white shit finally end, the confetti has to block out the girls.

THE DIRECTOR FUCKED WITH US! I hope all six girls pegged him and made him cry.
As for the song, it's nice to see Brave Brothers do something a little different, but that nigga must have been high as shit to think Seoyoung screeching was a good idea.


I like the choreography and most of the song is good, but what's missing is a good chorus, and that's the most important part of a pop song. Oh well, who's really going to complain when Yooyoung and Nara are shaking their asses during the chorus? 

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  1. I liked the chorus, but the song really needs a good hook. Even in the "better version" with Seoyoung's lines removed, it's missing something.

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    1. Maybe it's missing, I don't know, SeoYoung's lines? done properly :p

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  2. The chorus was the best bit imo and the song in the teaser gave me SO much hope. I've said 1000 times before, this whole release was really, really rushed

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  3. I find this video easier to fap to than Sugar Free! At least you can see the girls here without abusing the Space bar.

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  4. That's why this exists.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyOJ-_HfqBM

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  5. Every time the video looked like getting good, it was cut to some random blurred shot or some more fence was shoved in.

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  6. plenty of writers of AKF know about old hip hop ; somehow that makes me really happy

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  7. This video needs to borrow someoc Sugar Free's strobe lights imo.

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  8. OffTopic, but because this a HanYeSeulFag wrote this post, thus reminding me of her, here's a site that's squeecapped all of Birth of a Beauty just so you don't have to actually watch it:http://dr-myri-blog.blogspot.ch/search/label/Birth%20of%20a%20Beauty

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  10. I ended up downloading hi-res perf videos to compensate. MV should've been enough

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