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I cannot tell if this guy/girl is super excited or super upset over this performance because some people react to butt stuff differently. But seriously, medically speaking, I have to advise against doing that. I am just saying, I don't think you truly have thought this through. Having a chainsaw, active or not, in a body's orifice is quite painful. Then again, I would not know from first hand experience or anything.
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