Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Zaku's All-in-One Flowchart Guide to KPop Bangers

What is a banger?

Urban Dictionary presents the following definition:
If a song is extremely tight or just unbelievably awesome, it is a banger.
But how exactly do we know what tightness is necessary for bangerdom? How awesome does a song have to be to be awesome enough to be bangin'?



After great deliberation, research, and pain-staking artistic development, I've managed to put together a nifty flowchart that will help any casual KPop listener quickly identify bangers with 99%* accuracy.
*I'm just fucking with you, I made that number up.

Enjoy!

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DISCLAIMER: THE CONTENT AND INFORMATION CONTAINED WITHIN THIS FLOWCHART DOES NOT CONSTITUTE ANY OFFICIAL CLASSIFICATION OF BANGERS AND IS NOT GUARANTEED TO BE COMPLETE, CORRECT, OR UP-YO-DATE. ANTIKPOPFANGIRL IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY POSSIBLE SOCIAL OSTRACIZATION, BULLYING, OR OTHER FORMS OF HARM (WHETHER PHYSICAL OR EMOTIONAL) THAT MAY OCCUR FROM INCORRECT IDENTIFICATION OF A SONG AS A BANGER. USE WITH YOUR OWN DISCRETION. 

9 comments:

  1. There are no bangerz in Kpop according to this then.

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  2. I used this chart to detect if I was having a heart attack and now I'm dead... Thanks, Zaku!

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  3. There as supposed to be text on that picture?
    I only saw a pair of titties.

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  4. I love you for promoting FIESTAR.
    Even tho in such way xD

    I've been their fan since debut but I did not know she has those big melons until they CB with one more.

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  5. So it's basically only sugar free?

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  6. read the whole thing in tom haverford's voice.
    going to miss parks and rec so much after this season :\

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