Thursday, January 1, 2015

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 69

(lolol this is the 69th STFU. I am so mature.)

This week's photo comes from an anonymous tumblr user:


Thank you for your submission!

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I believe this is quite an old photo, and it showcases a Japanese (not Korean) boy band. But it still perfectly highlights how delusional adorable fangirls can be.

Initially, I honestly thought that the first photograph was of the fangirls pretending to suck all of the members of ARASHI's dicks. Except the last guy on the left. He gets no love apparently.

How embarrassing. I am sure that the other citizens walking around received second hand embarrassment from these girls.

I wonder if they will ever look back on these photographs 10 years from now and think, "Oh God. That's me. That is me bowing to an advertisement in public. Omfg…"? Will they raise their future children to admire idols just a religiously as well? Oh gawd. They will breed generations of dumb hoes.

Wait. I think they truly are trying to give blowies to the poster. What the actual fu-


Lastly, Happy New Year, FISHies!
May you have a lucky 2015 full of fresh starts and resolutions that you will probably give up by the end of January~ <3


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22 comments:

  1. What if they actually are pretending to suck them off just for fun? There is one possibility that would explain the second picture.

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  2. they should've got those dildos with suction cups

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    1. You're talking as if you detected homophobia. That's ridiculous. Most boy band's fans are female, so of course it's going to look a little strange if a dude comes up to an Arashi poster and pretends to suck its dick. What do you mean there's nothing wrong with worshipping an advertisement?

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  5. This is either a STFU or just another crazy shit happening in Japan.

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  6. The good thing about Japanese fangirls is that they're not really like sasaengs, but submissive.

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    1. they do have their own share of sasaengs. One of the reasons 6nin KAT-TUN was viewed as a troublesome group were their fans. One of the last things Jin had to deal with was with some of them pulling their hair on one of their lives and trying to grab them.

      Nishikido Rio on his first NEWS/Kanjani years encountered a used sanitary pad (with all its blood and crap) on his mailbox with a note saying 'Now you know all of me', and other members had got people stalking them to their homes in the past. One of the JE boys even had a stalker breaking into his home.

      This photo has 3 or 4 years already. I remember it came out the year Arashi were finally catching up with SMAP's celebrity status, fangirls did it as a joke, whenever they saw a CM add on the streets or subway, they vowed. It became a trend.

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  7. Arashi's owner Johnny Entertainment is the nightmare scenario of KPOP. Imagine a shitty future where it is impossible to access kpop online, where the firewalls and youtube staff do their job and crack down on anyone trying to access KPOP. Along with AKB48, they are the unholy Satan and Cain of music.

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    1. You've just described the best of all possible worlds.

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    2. Also, overpriced and uninspired shit along that.

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    3. Things like this one, you mean? http://www.amazon.com/Heartbreaker-G-Dragon-Music-CD/dp/B00PO55XD0/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1420196296&sr=8-2&keywords=g+dragon+heartbreaker

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  8. My god, have some dignity. I can imagine Exo-Losers doing this.

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  9. I'm about this. It could be worse they could be worshiping crab people.

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    1. "Crab people, Crab people. Taste like crab, talk like people."

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