Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Fapcam Madness 2: "CRAZY"

It's time to FAP!

The next song will be Crazy. I was always a fan of 4minute (Jiyoon <3) and Crazy is a really good song, so it was pure pleasure to "research" those fancams.

But first, let's look at the original (I chose Sohyun, one, because she has the best outfit/choreography)





... after going (again) through ~30 pages of YouTube results, watching 100+ fancams and fapping for God knows how many times, I have finally chosen the 10 best fancams ...

So, let's start!



10. Ahyoung (아영) from Love Cubic (러브큐빅) [150321]





Choreography:

Well it wasn't that bad.

6/10

Outfit: 

I would give it more but it's so mismatched that even nice view of cleavage isn't helping.

6/10 


Dancer: 

Body: Nice boobs (nice push-up), but no waist D:.
7/10

Face: She definitely should change her make-up artist.
6/10

6.5/10

Fan service:


Not bad, you can tell she enjoys herself + staring at her own boobs is nice.

7/10

Overall rating: 

6.375/10

9. Seongae (성애) from Rose Queen (로즈퀸) [150601]




Choreography:

Well it wasn't bad.

7/10

Outfit: 

Nice! Black and white strips (Illuminati!) are enhancing her assets.

7/10 


Dancer: 

Body: Your typical k-pop body achieved through diet + a bit of exercising.
7/10

Face: Could be worse
6/10

6.5/10

Fan service:


At some point I started to wonder if she really wanted to be there and that's to a certain extent a boner killer.

6/10

Overall rating: 

6,625/10

7. Sunmi (선미) from Rose Queen (로즈퀸) [150406]




Choreography:

Good (seriously, I have no idea what I should write when there's nothing to whine about D:. )

7/10

Outfit: 

Black and White stripes together with fake corset! Not only improves visuals of her body but also brings some SM feel.

7/10 


Dancer: 

Body: Again, nothing to whine about apart from modesty of everything.
7/10

Face: Finally a girl with face that's easy on the eyes!
7/10

7/10

Fan service:


Well, at least she tried for short time.

6/10

Overall rating: 

6.75/10

7. Hyeri (혜리) from Wait A Minute (웨잇어미닛) [150411]




Choreography:

Well... that was nice.

7/10

Outfit: 

Seems plain, but with her body you don't really need much to look good, and combining black with red is always good idea.

7/10 


Dancer: 

Body: More on the "plus size" side and thanks to that, her dance moves are upgraded.
8/10

Face: Better make-up than before but still she looks like an ahjuma.
6/10

7/10

Fan service:


Smiling and having fun on stage always works. When a girl smiles on stage it's easier to fap to her (unless you have some fucked up "rape" fetish or something.)

7/10

Overall rating: 

6.75/10

6. Jini (지니) from Rose Queen (로즈퀸) [150525]




Choreography:

Nothing to write about. :3

7/10

Outfit: 

Nice! Black and white strips (Illuminati!) are enhancing her assets (and in her case that's a must.)

7/10 


Dancer: 

Body: Nice and fit: That's what I like even though it's modest in size.
7/10

Face: Well as i said before, she looks like a "prettier" Namjoo.
6/10

6,5/10

Fan service:


I like how she's coquetting the audience by making "sexy" faces.

7/10

Overall rating: 

6.875/10

5. Suhyeon (수현) from Wait A Minute (웨잇어미닛) [150520]




Choreography:

Her assets make it look much better that it really is.

7/10

Outfit: 

You can't go wrong with skin-tight body suits.

7/10 


Dancer: 

Body: I'll say that she has one of the best butts in korea and Zaku loves her (obviously Eunsol is much, much, much better.)
9/10

Face: ...almost a boner killer!
5/10

7/10

Fan service:


She fits her Hyunah role very well and you can tell she tries hard.

7/10

Overall rating: 

7/10

4. Minji (민지) from Switch (스위치) [150419]




Choreography:

Once again I have nothing to say.

7/10

Outfit: 

I've seen it before (but why they had to put on her that awful jacket D: ).

8/10 


Dancer: 

Body: Your typical k-pop body.
7/10

Face: So far she's the prettiest one :D.
7/10

7/10

Fan service:


She tries hard and sometimes it works.

7/10

Overall rating: 

7,25/10


3. Choim (초임) from Rosemass (로즈매스) [150515]




Choreography:

Almost perfect!

8/10

Outfit: 

Typical slutty idol outfit with 4Minute influences. (and in this case that's a big plus)

7/10 

Dancer: 

BodyShe's completely fine, nice ass, boobs, etc., there are better bodies, but not many that well "balanced".
7/10

Face: As I wrote beforSohyun + Seoyoung.
8/10

7.5/10

Fan service:


I could fap to it for days and her wet hair, constant eye contact, laugh, sexy/cute faces would never bore me, (like I wrote before, she reminds me Seoyoung in that matter).

8/10

Overall rating: 

7.625/10


2. Jihyun (지현) from Two L (투엘) [150331]



Choreography:

Now that's what I call good dancing.

8/10

Outfit: 

SEE-THROUGH. <3

8/10 

Dancer: 

Body: Almost perfect! Really nice boobs (I suspect a lot of push-up), but ass need some work.
8/10

Face: I gave her 8/10 because i believe that under that awful make-up, beautiful face is hidden.
8/10

8/10

Fan service:


Determination and professionalism! I bet she enjoys when guys fap to her.

7/10

Overall rating: 

7.75/10





And the winner is ...












1. SeonAh (선아) from dance group Two L (투엘) [150319]




Choreography:

Well together with Jihyun, the best attempt! Really nice moves in the lower body.

8/10

Outfit: 

The white shorts and white top were a nice combination with her toned body, and the top can bring some SM associations (leash/collar).

8/10 

Dancer: 

BodyNice booty and boobs (although they are on the modest side). One of the best balanced bodies in "k-pop" i seen so far.
9/10

Face: As i mentioned before, she kinda looks like Anda.
8/10

8,5/10

Fan service:


I appreciate people who work hard, and don't kill my boner.

7/10

Overall rating: 

7.875/10








I fapped, and so should you!

2 comments:

  1. This song is so fucking bad.

    Unfortunately I also can't fap to the erratic choreography.

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  2. Sohyun is much improved recently.

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