Our cunning, fat, and reliable spy had once again discovered some shocking facts about kpop industry.This time, Sistar members are the ones who are in the spotlight. The group members apparently have something to say to Mnet...
http://www.allkpop.com/2012/06/sistars-hyorin-under-fire-for-criticizing-m-countdown
However, according to our friendly and dependable spy, there is a deeper story than just this. Please go ahead and check out our exclusive news below.
Mnet representative had simply told Sistar to do better on their current job. They need to either put more effort in the current job, or surpass the Yayaya standard that T-ara had created. Sadly, some of the members took it as an offensive statement.
http://www.allkpop.com/2012/06/sistars-hyorin-under-fire-for-criticizing-m-countdown
However, according to our friendly and dependable spy, there is a deeper story than just this. Please go ahead and check out our exclusive news below.
Mnet representative had simply told Sistar to do better on their current job. They need to either put more effort in the current job, or surpass the Yayaya standard that T-ara had created. Sadly, some of the members took it as an offensive statement.
The ace member Bora was extremely mad at her manager for the sloppy schedule.
Adding gasoline to fire, the infamous kpop idol Sohee, who had previously extended her contract to 5 years with Super Daddy also criticized the whole group for being #%#&$
That's it folks!
Thank you for reading our exclusive shocking news of the week. Brough to you by our silly, fat, and reliable spy in Korea. If you want some autographs, or deeper investigation in kpop subjects, please feel free to email us at reehji@yahoo.com. However, there is no guarantee that he can infiltrate into complicated places such as LSM's house and steal Yoona's panties for you.
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As for now, our spy just received a message in a bottle. He needs to rescue someone who has been locked up in a small, wet and cold place....
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should i follow the current trend?
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