Monday, June 18, 2012

AFK spy report #1 ( Sistar Edition)

Our cunning, fat, and reliable spy had once again discovered some shocking facts about kpop industry.This time, Sistar members are the ones who are in the spotlight. The group members apparently have something to say to Mnet...

http://www.allkpop.com/2012/06/sistars-hyorin-under-fire-for-criticizing-m-countdown



However, according to our friendly and dependable spy, there is a deeper story than just this. Please go ahead and check out our exclusive news below.

Mnet representative had simply told Sistar to do better on their current job. They need to either put more effort in the current job, or surpass the Yayaya standard that T-ara had created. Sadly, some of the members took it as an offensive statement.







The ace member Bora was extremely mad at her manager for the sloppy schedule.



Adding gasoline to fire, the infamous kpop idol Sohee, who had previously extended her contract to 5 years with Super Daddy also criticized the whole group for being #%#&$






That's it folks!
Thank you for reading our exclusive shocking news of the week. Brough to you by our silly, fat, and reliable spy in Korea. If you want some autographs, or deeper investigation in kpop subjects, please feel free to email us at reehji@yahoo.com. However, there is no guarantee that he can infiltrate into complicated places such as LSM's house and steal Yoona's panties for you. 



Feel free to support our spy below!

As for now, our spy just received a message in a bottle. He needs to rescue someone who has been locked up in a small, wet and cold place....

Lady first....our spy will be back next time with more exclusive news!

24 comments:

  1. "Look at the stars; look how they shine for you" :)

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    1. i don't get it lol...lonely as in their new album, alone :I

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  2. Please move those legs a little bit wider, baby. I'm here to save you and make things feel better.

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    1. you are not my spy! I am pretty sure you do not know where she is at this moment!

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    2. shit, another villain already? You shall not know one tiny bit!

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    1. Oh, baby, you hit the spot just right <3

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  4. who's this new author? GTFO with this.

    Bitch, go eat some broken rice, niqqua.

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    1. brah, i just had dim sum today....worst service ever :[

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    2. brah, dimsum is a place only a person with a HONG KONG FACE can get good service.


      @sooyoung

      I pronounce it LICE!!!!!

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    3. PLASTIC SURGERY, HERE I COME!!!

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  5. "However, there is no guarantee that he can infiltrate into complicated places such as LSM's house and steal Yoona's panties for you."

    I can guarantee it :)

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    1. wanna be my spy? we can get super rich selling yoona's panties....Ajusshi would be sniffing them like no tomorrow

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    2. Yup.

      I'm pretty sure we can get even more rich from selling all sorts of shit in LSM's house - like Suju, TVXQ and ShiNee's boxers, tighty whities and jars filled with their own jizz. I heard LSM has a fetish for young men.

      ELFs, Cassies and Shawols would wear and spread them over their bodies like no tomorrow. We should infiltrate Teddy's house too for extra profit as well - bound to find a lot of shit Shawols would die to buy.

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  6. Wtf all the way when masturbation fails how I see it even though I know someone got a sticky keyboard during the making of this comment

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  7. New author ahoi~

    The article was entertaining, and my gosh, is the girl in the second-last picture CREEPY.

    Will you be having an AMA?

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    1. should i follow the current trend?
      It seems that AMA is the hottest thing these days

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    2. Nah, you're always free to do what you want/feel like doing.

      I just thought those AMAs were somewhat like, not an obligatory but a sorta mutual thing all the blog authors did/do =3

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