Friday, June 8, 2012

f(x)'s Electric Shock Preview (and MV Teaser)




EDIT: Added MV Teaser. Smexy! But no animal heads. Of course SM would release teasers featuring weird shit and then an MV that is your dance-in-a-box with purple lighting.


Once again, f(x) have graced our ears with this NEW AND EXCITING release that sounds nothing at all like everything they've ever done! Nope, no sir, f(x) are truly artistes (with an E) to behold, constantly evolving, always challenging the K-Pop listening public with their revolutionary sound and fantastic, fresh concepts. 


They never stick to the same formula, always changing it up with hot new tracks that would make The Beatles look like any recycled K-Pop hack.


With Krystal's bitchitude, Luna's tears, Victoria's flexibility, Sulli's...uselessness and most of all, Amber's S.W.A.G.G.E.R. (DID YOU HEAR HER INCREDIBLE RAP?) we can be sure to see f(x) once again dominate the competition and strike new, unclaimed territory in global music.


BONUS AMBER PICS:
Reppin' dat Christianity.
Pimpin' those Soshi hoes.

19 comments:

  1. amber looks like a fish der

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  2. Will they wear those animal head masks at their comeback stage performance as well?

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    1. I would jizz in my pants if they came out wearing those masks.

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  3. Electric Shock sounds like it's going to be jjangbak or a total clusterfuck of autotune and fuckery. No middle ground.

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    1. I hope you know I'm going to use 'jjangbak' for the rest of my life now.

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  4. What the fuck is up with those animal heads? Man, SM loooves to screw around with their artists. Also, dat built in advertisement.

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  5. fuk does imbedded ads goddamn sm you fcukgin pigshits

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  6. Sulli's...uselessness


    da fuck!!?!?!

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  7. Amber; she fucks your unnies senseless. A danger to all men

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  8. Amber; she fucks your unnies senseless. A danger to all men

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  9. The teaser was good. I got a raging hard on because of Krystal but my dick went flaccid when I saw Ambro.

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