Thursday, June 14, 2012

[AMA] 아저씨



질문하다

46 comments:

  1. So Bob, recently, my parents have been pushing me to search for work. However, I don't feel that I am ready for such a responsibility, and I want to live free of worries for just a while longer. Tensions are really beginning to flare up, and my parents are thinking of leaving ASAP.

    So what I'm asking is, why isn't my penis growing any longer? I know Koreans have the shortest average penis length in the world, but God damnit, I want more than 3 inches. Is there anything I can do?

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    1. Length is not as important as girth.

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    2. Have you tried fucking a dwarf, instead of a real person?

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    3. lolz Boram comes into mind :D

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  2. 그 남자는... 누구예요? 아저씨의 남편이에요?

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    1. 정말요? 아저씨씨는 정말 아저씨예요? 재미다!

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  3. What the normal length of a unerrected penis for a normal male. I repeat normal
    Not niggas. kigga piggas jiggas kay?

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    1. There is not really a "normal" length as there are showers and there are growers.

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  4. 진짜 나이는..

    그리고..

    What she order?

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    1. 28

      I don't know what you mean. Which she? Order?

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    2. Correct answer was fish filet.

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    3. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezy.

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  5. What would you do if Kim Kwang Soo tried raping Seung Yeon?

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  6. Who is 637?
    Goo Hye Sun or Yoona?
    Who is the hottest dude in kpop?

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    1. The great philosopher of our time.

      Yoona.

      Me.

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  7. Which Male AKFG authors would you like to do the bang-bang-skidoosh with?

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    1. I don't know what you are asking. Go to school.

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  8. List ur
    Otp's
    Favourite author
    Male or female idols u dont mind tapping
    Daesung or kwanghee
    Hyoyeon or CL or Bom
    Male bias
    Female bias
    In or out

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    1. -Me and Seungyeon, Lizzy & Lee Joon
      -Shinbi
      -I would tap many idols
      -Daesung
      -Kill me now
      -Kim Jong Kook
      -Seungyeon
      -Repeatedly

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    2. U rather fuck daesung over a perfectly plastic face man?

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    3. Love you too, Jagiya. <3

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  9. How do you get to Seven Eleven from 5th Street?

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  10. 아놔 ㅋㅋㅋ 구글 번역 좋지않아요 ㅎㅎ

    한국에 가본 적이 있으신지...?

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    2. lol I'm Korean -___-;;

      At least correct your Korean grammar first before telling me to "stop trying."

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    3. 안녕하세요 crusnik91씨! 바보야?
      아저씨 씨는 한국어 잘 해요.
      아저씨 씨도 한국 사람이에요...

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    4. @Queen's Emissary 그쪽이나 잘하셈 ㅋㅋ 내가 언제 "아저씨 씨"가 한국말 못한다고 했나? 그냥 구글 번역 쓰지말라고 한거지. 한국말 쓰길래 한국말 좀 썼더니 뭥미...-___-;;

      @아저씨 질문하다 means "(pronoun)...did ask/am asking."

      질문해(informal) or 질문하세요(formal) would be the correct way to say it.

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    5. Why are you assuming what I meant to say? 말체 are the very first thing you learn in Korean. How could I even use 한글 if I didn't know them? Translators won't even turn things into 하다 form and dictionaries give you several forms in example sentences, so your assumption makes no sense.

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    1. It's like a DJ scratchin the records. DJ Diddles. Wikka-wikka-wuaaa wikka-wikka-wuaaaa.

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  12. Do you know how much I love you?
    B2ST or MBLAQ?
    Secret or SISTAR?
    Block B or Boyfriend?
    HyunA or a prostitute?
    Kahi or Jaekyung?
    SNSD or A Pink?
    Suzy is fat or a whore?
    Do you think MinAh is a good Suzy substitute?
    What's your take on AS' comeback and new member?

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  13. -Love isn't real.
    -B2ST by far.
    -If we're talking music, Sistar. If we're talking banging, I don't know. I'd want to avoid Hyorin but also Zinger. I guess Sistar wins overall but I'd be sad about not getting with Jieun (Soyou would help me forget about this: http://i.minus.com/ibgrAFkFRki8Wu.gif)
    -Boyfriend even though their current flower boy concept sucks.
    -Hyuna.
    -Jaekyung with the burning passion of 1000 suns.
    -A Pink by FAAAAAR in every way.
    -No, though she has been a bit fat before.
    -No way, though Minah has gotten hotter lately. Very nice legs.
    -New member looks meeeeehhhhh. Lizzy looks amazing. Eyoung is working the outfit as well as she did in the Namie video. I'm excited to see this in motion.

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    1. -No way, though Minah has gotten hotter lately. Very nice legs.

      THIS.

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    2. OMG 아저씨 오빠 오빠 오빠ㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏ~ We haz so many similar thoughts

      -If we're talking music, Sistar. If we're talking banging, I don't know. I'd want to avoid Hyorin but also Zinger. I guess Sistar wins overall but I'd be sad about not getting with Jieun (Soyou would help me forget about this: http://i.minus.com/ibgrAFkFRki8Wu.gif)
      ^ I'd fuck Hyorin any time :( Such a qt. She also got a bangin body, top notch voice and quirky personality! A class, bitches! 5 stars :) Also, Jieun DAMN THAT WAIFU MATERIAL AFTER NANA <3 Such a Chinese-lookin chick <3 + Soyu. Never gets tire of dat meaty bitch. Luv dat body and on stage attitude. RARRR

      -A Pink by FAAAAAR in every way.
      ^ THE CHEAT. period.

      -No way, though Minah has gotten hotter lately. Very nice legs.
      ^ Minah looks like a clueless bitch which makes her even hotter

      -New member looks meeeeehhhhh. Lizzy looks amazing. Eyoung is working the outfit as well as she did in the Namie video. I'm excited to see this in motion.
      ^ Lizzy totally nailed it. Supastah slut of the year award!! And dat E-young definitely werkin dos nice legs! Gotta have more lines. She sings pretty okay --> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfBlIzA5mYw]

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    3. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5sfzyMBts1rrak25o7_1280.jpg

      Okay I guess she's a lot better than Zinger.

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  14. 아저씨 : Kimmy WTF are you doing?

    Kimmy : I do what I want Bawb, umad?

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    1. I was talking about the site design chaos that was happening the other night, but it seems zaku was doing it?

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  15. Who's the guy in your icon? He looks kinda hot.

    Why do you think love isn't real? That's somewhat sad... Have you never been in love (had a boy/girlfriend)?

    Also...

    1. What do you think of homosexuality?
    2. What do you think about racism?
    3. What's your religion?
    4. What's your opinion on suicide?
    5. Any idea on how to make this world a better place?

    And oh!

    6. Are you a soccer fan?

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