As
we all know, CCM CEO has been criticized by many fans, as well as kpop
listeners when he added a strange creature into T-ara.
However,
we AKF recently had a chance to interview the genius directly. No one can seem
to understand his feeling. Bishes and writers at AKF, as well as many sites
from all over the world repeatedly make fun and shit on the poor guy.
A
few days ago, the CEO was very hostile to our representative. We could not get
a hold of him. Luckily, with the help of our new Zaku opparchan's fan Eunhyuk (http://antikpopfangirl.blogspot.com/2012/06/interview-gna-and-eunhyuk-exclusively.html), we were able to make an appointment with Kim Kwang
Soo.
Apparently, brother KKS is really frustrated at how fast his
idols are aging. He discovered that most of his T-ara members are having a rare
sickness, one that makes them age quicker than a typical idol. Desperately, KKS
had called several friends of his in search for a solution. SM and YG scolded
the fag, saying how KKS hasn't give enough attention to the fuglier 5dogs these
days, who will be the future of kpop soon enough.
As far as we know, Pledis CEO was the only one who
sympathized with KKS. Due to the numerous amount of success each has achieved
(lol?...no, seriously, he said that himself. What a fag...), Pledis told CCM to
add more members in order to balance the average age and beauty. Our good
friend KKS, being his usual, has a keen eye for beauty. Dani was the best thing
he came up with. He decided to sacrifice his new mistress into the T-ara machine,
desperately hoping to make it run smoothly once again.
Moral of the story kids....don't hate on KKS. put on some motherfucking make-up and blame
the motherfucking Pledis genius are the new trends.
Anyways, that would conclude our recent interview in Korea.
PS:
Eunhuyk asked Zaku opparchan for an autograph, but AKF doesn't have a delivery
service. Any fan girl wants to swim oversea for us? A volunteer would be nice,
we have no ads/$$ whatsoever :[
Apply
at reehji@yahoo.com
Meanwhile,
enjoy the show!
UNFF??
PFFF!??!
SWUSHH?!?!
dunno :[
Derp....
excuse me and enjoy the show
ReplyDeleteI like the font, faggot.
ReplyDeleteOF ALL THE THINGS YOU HAVE TO SAY, faggot....
DeleteI like the font, noodle dick.
Deletemy dick is bigger than that :[
Deleteim no david sowwy
T-ara always pretty!
ReplyDeleteT-ara always best!
T-ara always and always T-ara!
T-ara fighting!
Queens hwaiteng!!!~
DeleteMy eyes hurt. Do i need glasses?
ReplyDeleteSoooo, I'll do the favor for everyone and identify who is who top to bottom:
ReplyDelete1. My grandmother
2. My grandmother
3. My high school crush
4. Soyeon
5. Qri (UNF)
6. Soyeon
Where's Boram??? That's all.
OH SHIT, BRB. SHE WAS SO SMALL AND WAS COMPLETELY OUT OF MY PICTURE FRAME
DeleteDid Boram put a metal implant up her chin?
Deleteoh no, unnir has a motherfucking all-natural peanutbutter face
DeleteAh great, so much for planning to eat a slice of bread with peanut butter as a snack. I think I lost my appetite.
Deleteyou can think of boram while enjoying that last slice soon enough
DeleteYo assclown, I know who's willing to delivered the mail!!
ReplyDeleteplz have her apply lol. Big boobs and nice ass are the bare minimum requirement to stay float in the ocean.
Deletei can canoe to corea if u want its faster than swimming
ReplyDeletewe feel bad when fan girls have to spend money, instead of effort for us :[
DeleteJUNGAH AND KAHI UNNIRS MOST PERFECT AHJUMMAS THERE COULD EVER BE OKAY???
ReplyDeleteTHEY'RE EVERY YOUNGER LOOKING AND FRESHER THAN YOUR FUG IDOLS!
no cyclops?
ReplyDeletewe couldn't spot her....however, we saw one statue with 1 eye and it had glasses.....mmhh
Deleteone eye glasses
DeleteWas the statue made of clay, wood, marble or KKS's own browny shit?
Deleteif we remember correctly, it was made of human flesh!
DeleteSo blonde-hair cyclops is an imposter!!!!!! She must be a spy for an unknown third party!!!!!
DeleteStoopid Moran that cyclops is...she actually thinks she can act! Lololololol
DeleteI just wished you didn't have to mention that mutant
DeleteO? U wanna talk shit bish?
DeleteHoly heehaw, Horsemin looks like the only one who looks normal. The rest look like they aged by a decade O.o Makeup sure does wonders.
ReplyDeleteBy the way Ree, my informers have also said that SM and YG are also pissed off that Klown Kunt Soo has pretty much declared war on them. They'll be retaliating with heavy force.
SHIT. WHY DIDNT YOU TELL MINE EARLIER!
DeleteCOULDVE ADDED SOME SECRETIVE DETAILS
Mibbit chatroom won't goddamn load for some reason, much to my sadness. The war between T-ara's Day By Day and 2NE1's comeback soon after is gonna be intense though.
DeleteInformers predict heavy casualties on both sides but believe 2NE1 still has the upper hand.
that's predicted!
DeleteCCM has gathered some more knowledge from PLEDICK. Be prepare for an upset
PLEDICKS HWAITENGGG!!
DeletePlastic dick has finally spreaded his infuence worldwide
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