Saturday, June 30, 2012

Interview #2-CCM




As we all know, CCM CEO has been criticized by many fans, as well as kpop listeners when he added a strange creature into T-ara.

However, we AKF recently had a chance to interview the genius directly. No one can seem to understand his feeling. Bishes and writers at AKF, as well as many sites from all over the world repeatedly make fun and shit on the poor guy.

A few days ago, the CEO was very hostile to our representative. We could not get a hold of him. Luckily, with the help of our new Zaku opparchan's fan Eunhyuk (http://antikpopfangirl.blogspot.com/2012/06/interview-gna-and-eunhyuk-exclusively.html), we were able to make an appointment with Kim Kwang Soo.

Apparently, brother KKS is really frustrated at how fast his idols are aging. He discovered that most of his T-ara members are having a rare sickness, one that makes them age quicker than a typical idol. Desperately, KKS had called several friends of his in search for a solution. SM and YG scolded the fag, saying how KKS hasn't give enough attention to the fuglier 5dogs these days, who will be the future of kpop soon enough.

As far as we know, Pledis CEO was the only one who sympathized with KKS. Due to the numerous amount of success each has achieved (lol?...no, seriously, he said that himself. What a fag...), Pledis told CCM to add more members in order to balance the average age and beauty. Our good friend KKS, being his usual, has a keen eye for beauty. Dani was the best thing he came up with. He decided to sacrifice his new mistress into the T-ara machine, desperately hoping to make it run smoothly once again.


Moral of the story kids....don't hate on KKS. put on some motherfucking make-up and blame the motherfucking Pledis genius are the new trends.

Anyways, that would conclude our recent interview in Korea.

PS: Eunhuyk asked Zaku opparchan for an autograph, but AKF doesn't have a delivery service. Any fan girl wants to swim oversea for us? A volunteer would be nice, we have no ads/$$ whatsoever :[



Apply at reehji@yahoo.com

Meanwhile, enjoy the show!
UNFF??

PFFF!??!
SWUSHH?!?!


dunno :[


Derp....




34 comments:

  1. excuse me and enjoy the show

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    1. OF ALL THE THINGS YOU HAVE TO SAY, faggot....

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    2. my dick is bigger than that :[
      im no david sowwy

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  3. T-ara always pretty!
    T-ara always best!
    T-ara always and always T-ara!

    T-ara fighting!

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  4. My eyes hurt. Do i need glasses?

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  5. Soooo, I'll do the favor for everyone and identify who is who top to bottom:

    1. My grandmother
    2. My grandmother
    3. My high school crush
    4. Soyeon
    5. Qri (UNF)
    6. Soyeon

    Where's Boram??? That's all.

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    1. OH SHIT, BRB. SHE WAS SO SMALL AND WAS COMPLETELY OUT OF MY PICTURE FRAME

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    2. Did Boram put a metal implant up her chin?

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    3. oh no, unnir has a motherfucking all-natural peanutbutter face

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    4. Ah great, so much for planning to eat a slice of bread with peanut butter as a snack. I think I lost my appetite.

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    5. you can think of boram while enjoying that last slice soon enough

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  6. Yo assclown, I know who's willing to delivered the mail!!

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    1. plz have her apply lol. Big boobs and nice ass are the bare minimum requirement to stay float in the ocean.

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  7. i can canoe to corea if u want its faster than swimming

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    1. we feel bad when fan girls have to spend money, instead of effort for us :[

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  8. JUNGAH AND KAHI UNNIRS MOST PERFECT AHJUMMAS THERE COULD EVER BE OKAY???

    THEY'RE EVERY YOUNGER LOOKING AND FRESHER THAN YOUR FUG IDOLS!

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    1. we couldn't spot her....however, we saw one statue with 1 eye and it had glasses.....mmhh

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    2. Was the statue made of clay, wood, marble or KKS's own browny shit?

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    3. if we remember correctly, it was made of human flesh!

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    4. So blonde-hair cyclops is an imposter!!!!!! She must be a spy for an unknown third party!!!!!

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    5. Stoopid Moran that cyclops is...she actually thinks she can act! Lololololol

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    6. I just wished you didn't have to mention that mutant

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  10. Holy heehaw, Horsemin looks like the only one who looks normal. The rest look like they aged by a decade O.o Makeup sure does wonders.

    By the way Ree, my informers have also said that SM and YG are also pissed off that Klown Kunt Soo has pretty much declared war on them. They'll be retaliating with heavy force.

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    1. SHIT. WHY DIDNT YOU TELL MINE EARLIER!
      COULDVE ADDED SOME SECRETIVE DETAILS

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    2. Mibbit chatroom won't goddamn load for some reason, much to my sadness. The war between T-ara's Day By Day and 2NE1's comeback soon after is gonna be intense though.

      Informers predict heavy casualties on both sides but believe 2NE1 still has the upper hand.

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    3. that's predicted!
      CCM has gathered some more knowledge from PLEDICK. Be prepare for an upset

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    4. Plastic dick has finally spreaded his infuence worldwide

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