After years of swirling rumors, Taeyang has suddenly announced his contract termination with YG, sending shockwaves through the industry. You heard it here first folks, Big Bang's Taeyang has torn up his contract with YG!!
Citing "irreconcilable differences" and "Niggas ain't got no swag," Taeyang has walked out on YG Entertainment. Taeyang then quickly scheduled a press conference to address his fans, hoping to decisively quell the conflicting stories and calm his legion of fangirls.
"Ayo I'ma tell it to mah niggas straight up, them niggas in YG were wackass mofuckas. Y'all niggas don't even know. Big Bang, shit, mo' like Big BLOW. Them niggas ain't got no steez o swag o nothin'. That G-Dragon mothafucka was too busy diggin' 'round in dumpstas fo' women's clothin' 'n' shit to make me a legit song," Taeyang said.
"And I'm sick 'n' tired o' dat gayass nigga Yang Hyun Suk too. Dat nigga should change his name to mofuckin' 'Yang Hyun Suk DICK," fo' all da attention he gave that GAY-Dragon mothafucka."
When asked about his future plans, Taeyang made no hesitation to announce his new contract with Illionaire Records.
"Yee, them niggas ova at Illionaire Records dope as fuck. Mah nigga Dok2 know how to keep it real, give a nigga some real sick beats 'n' shit. Plus I'm tight wit' mah nigga Jay Park 'n' shit, so it was a no-brainer to come here where I git sum creative freedom to do mah own thang, nigga."
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| How BROMANTIC~!! |
Taeyang expects to release a new collab with Dok2 to celebrate his new direction. Expect it soon!!
i can confirm this, my spy was there!
ReplyDeleteIt looks like collabing with Tablo was just his stepping stone to getting out of YG.
ReplyDeleteYang Hyun Suk DICK
ReplyDeleteI lol'ed.
I was expecting a sample of his new sik beetz. I'm slightly disappointed.
ReplyDeleteJaeyang otp anyone?
ReplyDeleteOmg......I remember ppl on twitter stalking this korean ulzzang called Jaeyang....funny shit, I got banned from the chatroom for calling him a faggot.
DeleteWhen will Taeyang change his hair?????
ReplyDeleteHe needs it or everyone will realize how bite-sized tiny he is.
DeleteSo was YG was against Taeyang's desire to have a relationship with Dok2 and Jay?
ReplyDeleteWait, you think Taeyang is gay??
DeleteSo its a threesome?
ReplyDeleteWait nigga! Yg dont give freedom? Forealz?
ReplyDeleteCan't get a girl so Taeyang becomes the third wheel, oh Taeyang.
ReplyDeleteTheir new collab will be called "Niggas in a Wedding Dress".
ReplyDeletehahah
DeleteOh Shit. Ahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
Delete"Niggas in wedding dress" with that being a jay park and taeyang collab produce by the quiett. Oh I see it now. Already here a bar
"Bitches tell me to put a ring on it/like beyonce they want the bling/bitches don't know riding on this dong is the bomb/ like pokemon I gotta catch them all/ pound that cat raw/ move to the next/ because I'm vip when it comes to getting ass/bitches be trippin/ but they know I'm the realist nigga/in the burb/in the club/in macy buying my misses the white lace/ niggas in wedding dresses
Wtf kind of a name is "hoopra"?
DeleteI legit fell out of my chair X'D lmfao! I can't even
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ReplyDeletethis is like the best article I've ever read
Delete:(
ReplyDeletenot a fuck was given
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
ReplyDeleteTaeyang finally got sick of GD 'accidentally' touching his peepee, watching him undress while eating bananas, crawling into his bed at night and showering with him to save water. Now that TOP is GD's main hole his services are no longer needed anyway.
Run Taeyang Run. If not for better music at least to maintain what's left of the tightness in your booty hole.
Relevant.
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