Recently, AKF had sent some spies over to Korea for exclusive shocking facts. We discovered a new plan that was formulated by JYP himself. In an attempt to levitate kpop, he wants to revolutionized it and slap a new standard on the genre.
Apparently, this is what we've found on his bedroom's wall , along with a few left over jizz ( we assumed that he practiced hard on a day-leeeeee basis).
Mind you, it's most likely just a rough plan
"Don't forget...for a limited time offer, if you order within the next 3 days online using this coupon code: FuckYouYGnLSM
A free dinner with Sohee can be yours!"
Now, who's excited?
According to this map, the average penis size for Korea is a disappointment...we all know how Korean fangirls go crazy over their oppars just because the boyfriends/husbands cannot satisfy their daily need : (