Friday, June 15, 2012

Super Daddy is in Town!


Recently, AKF had sent some spies over to Korea for exclusive shocking facts. We discovered a new plan that was formulated by JYP himself. In an attempt to levitate kpop, he wants to revolutionized it and slap a new standard on the genre.
Apparently, this is what we've found on his bedroom's wall , along with a few left over jizz ( we assumed that he practiced hard on a day-leeeeee basis).


Mind you, it's most likely just a rough plan





"Don't  forget...for a limited time offer, if you order within the next 3 days online using this coupon code: FuckYouYGnLSM
A free dinner with Sohee can be yours!"


Now, who's excited?
According to this map, the average penis size for Korea is a disappointment...we all know how Korean fangirls go crazy over their oppars just because the boyfriends/husbands cannot satisfy their daily need : (

16 comments:

  1. don't judge my engrish mmk? i was translating it from his posters :3

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    1. yes, the website is down atm though. Please hang on tight!

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  3. Omo. Jay why pre so sexy!
    I cant hold my feels

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  4. Yubin looks like a nigga sista in the second pic.

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    1. They all look like down in the hood

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    2. they're all ready for JYG's command :I

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  5. I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard. Where'd you find the picture of the transparent pants?

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    1. by googling lol....or just google image it

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    2. I can't laugh at all these shit because JYP is that much cringeworthy. My childhood down the drain

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  6. I don't want a free dinner with Sohee

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