Thursday, June 14, 2012

[AMA] Suckmydee.



GO!

75 comments:

  1. 1. Hey Angel, are you duh sexay?
    2. Are you a secret repressed lesbian?
    3. Are you gonna meet up with Jakkuman (zaku) in London?
    4. Favorite K-Pop idol?

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    1. 1. Fuck yeah son. Just look at me ---> http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5mxpctZsj1qa1ob4.gif
      2. No, I'm a straight, redneck ahjusshi fan of So Nyuh Shi Dae.
      3. Depends on whether if my mother lets me out of the basement.
      4. G-Druggin, aka BEST producer in Kpop AND highest paid idol who rips off western acts AND gets away with smoking marijuana, #LBR your faves could never.

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  2. On a scale from 1 to 69, how lesbian are you?

    OTP?

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    1. I don't know what you're talking about, I'm just a white ahjusshi fan who wants to bukkake on IU's face. My semen is the secret to her '3 octaves'. Gotta oil em' pipes!

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  3. 2. Are you a secret repressed lesbian?

    yes, you heard it from me. Im 101% that she is

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    1. If I was a girl, I'd wish to be obese like Chorong, that way I'll have you to pay for my liposuction! Saran-ghei-yo Vinh! <3333333333

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    2. i love rongrong, will never pay for her liposuction <3
      and aren't you a girl?

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  4. I've been having trouble peeing lately. I unzip my pants, aim carefully, and the stream splits into several directions, spraying the entire bathroom with my urine. It's been getting to the point where I have to bend down and place my penis into the toilet before proceeding.

    Basically, how much milk should I add to my macaroni & cheese to find the perfect balance between creamy and healthy?

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    1. Substitute milk for semen, it would make the sauce very creamy and semen is healthy because it is packed with protein! Bukkake into the pan, imagine it to be Suzy's face. Good luck!

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  5. Also, why have there been like 25 articles in the past day?

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    1. Can you explain your answer?
      And who's that chick in the gif? She looks familiar...

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    2. Jaejoong = Chuck, aka Anti Kpop-Fangirl.

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    3. Cuz jaejoong is daebakjjang. Withut jaejoong other kpop group would flop!

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    4. LET ME SUCKED YOU FIVE MILLIMETER INCHES OF PEN15, prz.

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    5. @Yunho dick-rider - Chick in gif is Melanie Iglesias. Chuck oppar is a Jaejoong doppleganger ^_^

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    6. I knew I've seen her. Isn't she a motherfuckin pinoy?
      Btw I ain't suck Yunho's one millimeter-I mean foot inches pen15 he seems like the type of food who has STDs

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  6. If you were given a chance to be an idol a day. Who would you choose and why?

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    1. Kangho the rapist, I'd record his sextape with Jiyeon and make it go viral.

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  7. Why have akfg articles been falling flat?

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  8. Why do old ladies(even the skinny ones) have big boobs?

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    1. Plastic surgery, Dr.Kim in Busan's clinic gives bulk discounts iirc.

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    1. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-kdfhpB8H-7w/T8WwnvdlllI/AAAAAAAAAT8/WyLFq32ApJE/s1600/roflbot-8.jpg

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    1. Sleeping with your anime girl pillow every night.

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  11. Are you a carpet muncher? Muff diver?

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    1. Look Jaejoong, I'm a man. I won't want to go anywhere near your ancient mangina.

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    2. Shut up Yunho, go give Changmin a handjob.

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    3. b-b-b-but but Yunho oppa misses his Jaejoong mangina ;__;

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  12. I just realized what AMA meant.

    Just wondering what David was wondering. Why has their been 25 articles in one day. Like who's gonna read all that shit?!?!

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  13. Are you as hot as Ms. Iglesias?
    Whose Kpop Idol body would you like to lick whipped cream off of?

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    3. I keep replying in the wrong place wtf.

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    4. Yes, I'm the sexy ahjusshi equivalent of Ms.Iglesias.
      Shindong, his fat rolls layered with whipped cream would satisfy me very much.

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  14. If your Uncle Jack was stuck on a horse, would you help your Uncle Jack off the horse?

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    1. If my uncle Jack was indulging in bestiality then no, if he was genuinely stuck then maybe.

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  15. how would you react if Drogba oppar die for you ??!
    Would you ditch ur current bf and marry him?

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    1. 1) I won't let him die, if he does I will use resurrection spells I learnt from watching animes as a child and bring him to life.

      2) Marriage is for religious freaks, I'd rather opt for co-habitation as a lifestyle choice.

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    2. would u sacrifice urself for drogba oppar of yours?

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    1. Bom's face was once kawaii, hence's Bom's face. Dara's singing will never be kawaii.

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    2. I'd take anyone in 2no1 over Dara.

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  17. Which fandom are you in?
    Fav male group?
    Fav female group?

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    1. Trolling aside, none.
      Too hipster and fab for that shit.

      I don't have faves, I like variety. I do like Big Bang though, esp. their solos. BEG are cool, 2NE1/SNSD/T-ara's old stuff is nice. Spica seem promising. I like Kara's sexy songs. Sunny Hill's old stuff was good, they suck now. Kinda getting over the Kpop fad, mostly jam to K-indie/K-hiphop these days tbh.

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    2. I like ur style. Fandom are mainstream

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  18. who would you bang out of these three?
    sullifag, gheivid, or amber.

    Be honest

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  19. would you give your drogba's shirt to me in the future? Pretty plz?!?!?!

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    1. I told you, it was a birthday present from my best friend! Hence, never!!!!!

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    2. OMG WHAT IS THIS I SEE :O

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  20. Why aren't you kawaii enough!?!??!?!

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  21. do you have any hot girl friend?
    would you ever trust me with her?

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    1. would you still consider her as a friend if we ever get married?

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    2. and you think she would give me a drogba's jersey if we are married?

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  22. Pick
    Ur dreamgirl.but she is pregnant bcuz she was raped by..kwangho
    Ambro

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    1. Ambroppa, she hangs with Krystal, I get to wifey Krystal.

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