Monday, June 11, 2012

KPOP CIRCLEJERK

-IU ARTICLE? MORE LIKE TAEYANG ARTICLE
-CL IS BADDEST FEMALE IN THE WORLD
-SM SCAM ALL THE ARTISTS! PAPA YG SO NAICE
-ALL FEMALE IDOLS ARE TOO SKINNY AND SHOULD BE FED HAMBURGERS
-YOU TOO SUZY
-IF IT WEREN'T FOR DBSK, EVERYONE WOULD FAIL IN JAPAN
-GD WRITES CATCHY SONGS -- GENIUS.
-IF 2NE1 WENT TO AMERICA THEY WOULD SELL A MILLION COPIES
-IS ANYONE ELSE TIRED OF SEEING SUZY/IU/YOONA???
-SHINEE, F(X), RELEVANT
- HEECHUL TRENDING ON TWITTER; WORLD DOMINATION

JERK AWAY IN CAPS LOCK

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    1. HER VOICE IS LIKE AN ICE PICK TO THE STOMACH

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  2. JONGHYUN IS GOOD AT SINGING.
    TOP OPPAR HAS WORLD CLASS FLOW.
    JAEJOONG IS NOT ON DRUGS.
    HOEMIN=TRAITORS.
    PARK BOM IS NATURAL.
    THE BOYS WAS A GOOD SONG OKAY.
    YURI HAS A HOT BODY.
    LEE SOO MAN SO EVIL
    TAEMIN PRETTIER THAN ALL GIRLS.
    SNSD IS NATURAL
    BIG BANG ARE TRUE ARTISTS
    OPPA NOT GAY ITS FANSERVICE
    YG IS TRUE TALENT IN KPOOP
    KPOP IS TAKING OVER THE WORLD
    IU IS THE BEST SINGER IN THE WORLD
    HYUNA IS CAN RAP OK
    HYUNA IS TE BEST FEMALE DANCER IN KOREA
    TAECYEON HAS SICK RHYMES
    YOONA IS A GODDESS
    ALL FEMALE IDOLS WHO TOUCHES OPPAAA ARE SLUTS
    OPPA DIDN'T MEAN IT
    AWWWW YEAH CAN I CIRCLE JERK BUT WHAT IF IM FEMALE WILL IT STILL COUNT

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    1. WAIT I DON'T GET WHAT WE ARE SUPPOSED TO COMMENT ABOUT

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    2. YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT DON'T WORRY MY CHILD

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  3. - TAENGOO HAS A NAUGHTY GRANDMA ASS OLD FACE
    - STILL LIKE EET
    - DAT NIEL!! DAT FISH!!! EUGHHHH GOTTA GOOOO
    - ALMOST SHARTED WHEN I READ SHINEE & F(X)
    - ALSO TEDNEE SMUT
    - KIM KWANG SOO THE MOST STUPID ABOMINABLE EVIL AHJUSSI DER IZ
    - ANYTHING PAPA YG TOUCHES BECOMES SWAGGAH -- LIKE GOLD
    - SOOYOUNG HAS FLAWLESS LONG, STRAIGHT, BRUNETTE HAIR
    - K-INDIE ALWAYS <3
    - BAEK JIYOUNG DAT OLD HAG
    - HYOGRE IS PRETTY MMKAY
    - HATE SHINDOG TO THE BONE!!!
    - SISTAR COMEBACK LEAVES ME PRECUMIN
    - HARA IS A FUCKING E.T.
    - KAHILESS AFTER SCHOOL CONCEPT PHOTO HAS ME MIXED REACTIONS. MY HEART. HOLD ME PLAYGIRLZ AND BOYZ. CAN'T CONTAIN!!!! MY GIRLS IN A DARK TUNNEL OF UNCERTAINTY WAE ;__;
    - CAN'T FAP TO T-ARA 8TH MEMBER. FUG

    - JIA HAS THE MOST ATROCIOUS DERP FACE IN KPOP EVER
    http://25.media.tumblr.com/avatar_a6f6f89c1748_128.png

    - SHINEE MINHOE IS TEH BEST KPOP RAPPER..AFTER EUNHYUK!! LOLZZ! LOVE THE RANKING BUT JUST RECOMMENDING SOMETHING BETTER FOR THEM OKAY
    http://thetruthaboutkpop.wordpress.com/2012/06/07/top-11-k-pop-idol-rappers/

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    1. NNNNGH*CAME* YOU BISH YOU USED THE LINK I RECOMMENDED <333

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    2. HATER. THAT'S ALL MY FEEL! CIRCLEJERK NO MATTER

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    3. OH SORRY
      ONEW HAS CHICKEN SEX
      DARA HAS A GREAT VOICE
      MANBER CAN RAP
      KAHI SO YOUTHFUL
      HYOYEON IS THE DANCING QUEEN
      YOOCHUN DIDN'T FUCK KAHI
      HYUNA IS THE NEXT HYORI
      SUZY IS A FAT WHORE
      OPPA NEVER HAD SEX AND ARE PURE AND TALENTED <333
      UNNIE HAD SEX WITH JYP KKS LSM PAPI YG AND ARE UNTALENTED ANOREXIC WHORES
      OMG OPPAAA HAS TO ENLIST I HOPE HE DONT DIE
      I WANT SOME ASIAN HUBBY AND PENIS BECAUSE EVERY SINGLE ASIANS LOOK LIKE KOREAN IDOLS
      "SARANGHAE OPPA UNNIE AIGOO AISH WAE NE YAH ANNEYONG HASEO AHJUMMA AHJUSSHI DONSAENG JJANGBAK HWATING DAEBAK" NOW I CAN SPEAK KOREAN FLUENTLY
      OTP IS REAL
      SEOHYUN SO EMOTIONAL
      JAPANESE GIRL FAPS TO YUNHO'S PHOTOS AND TROLLS ON KPOP WEBSITES WHEN SHE SHOULD BE PULLING AN ALL-NIGHTER EVEN THOUGH I WILL ACE THIS TEST AND THIS IS THE ONLY AND LAST TIME SHE WILL EVER WASTE STUDY TIME, KOREABOO ROOMATE SAYS, "AISH, UNNIE, STOP TRYING TO BE A KOREAN, OK. AIGOO~ YOU IDIOT YOU LOOK MORE LIKE ITANO TOMOMI!" JAPANESE GIRL GETS PISSED THAT EVERYBODY THINK SHE LOOKS ITANO AND TAKES OUT-
      OH WAIT...
      WHUT IZ SHINHWA? EXO AND SHINEE IS BETTER.
      OMG LIKE YOU CAN SING BETTER THAN OPPA
      KIM HYUNJOONG IS A TALENTED ACTOR~
      STUPID SHIN SE KYUNG FCKED DINOJJONG FOR PUBLICITY, JONGKEY IS REAL
      2NE1 ARE BEST KPOP IDOL GROUP EVAR AND UNIQUE
      YG ARE TRUE HIP HOP
      YOONA IS NATURAL
      HYOSUNG IS PRETTY
      SEUNGRI IS NOT RACIST HE WAS BEING FUNNY K
      LEETEUK IS A BEAUTIFUL LEADER
      ONLY13
      SNSD ARE NATURAL GODESS NO PLASTIC SURGERY
      OMG AMBER MADE ME LESBO

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    4. luv u xo mch bby yunho. better show me dat huge dragon you keep der mmmnnghh :P

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    5. NOT IN CAPS BUT THAT'S WHAT I WOULD SAY ABOUT MY YUNNIE I'VE HEARD HE HAS A HUGE ONE FROM GAY JAPANESE COMMUNITIES.

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    6. YUNHO THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. ALSO TOMOCHIN? <3

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    7. AH YES~ I GET TOLD A LOT THAT I LOOK LIKE HER N WHICH IS WHY MY NICKNAME BACK IN WHEN I MOVED FROM JAPAN TO CALIFORNIA WAS DUCK!

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    8. You live in California and you look like Tomo?
      Ayyyyy guurl what's yo number.

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    9. AIYO QURL. SRY I DIDNT CAP IT. FORGIVE ME BBS. I'M YOUR ASIAN HUBBY NOW LEZ MAKE KOREAN IDOL PERFECT BABIES <3

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    10. AH YES MY PARENTS WOULD APPROVE ME GETTING AN ASIAN HUBBY. XOXXXO

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    11. @DAVID WHY U WANNA KNOW MAH NUMBER???

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  4. OMG OPPAR I LIKEY LIKEY DIS WAT DO UNF

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  5. The fuck is this? Goddamnit I knew we should have killed him.

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  6. LOL at this clusterfuck.
    Welcome back home, David XD

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  7. "IF 2NE1 WENT TO AMERICA THEY WOULD SELL A MILLION COPIES"
    "SNSD ARE NATURAL GODESS NO PLASTIC SURGERY"
    I can't hold my feels. This is all too good.

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  8. OMG SM IS SO NICE THAT THEY RELEASE CHEAP MV FOR TAETISEO "OMG" SO THE GIRL CAN REST ENOUGH, STOP COMPLAINING YOU HATER

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  9. THEY'RE ONLY LIP SYNCING BECAUSE THEY'RE RESTING, WE KNOW OUR OPPAS CAN SING
    TAEYEON BEST SINGER IN KPOPPPPPP
    BOA DA QUEEN OF KPOPPPPPP
    THERE ARE NO USELESS MEMBERS
    INFINITE IS SO IN SYNC, BEST DANCE EVAAAR
    WONDER GIRLS SHOULD'VE NEVER WENT TO AMERICA
    JAY PARK SO BADASS, SWAG YO
    Y UKISS NEVER WIN ANYTHING? THEY WORK SO HARD OMG
    "AH!" ERA AFTERSCHOOL WUZ BAAAST
    MINZASS
    OMG SHE'S TOO YOUNG TO DEBUT SHE SHOULD STAY IN SCHOOL
    TOO MANY KPOP GROUPS DEBUTING
    STOP RUINING MY BIAS LIST
    OMG SHE FELL AND SHE GOT UP AND CONTINUED TO PERFORM AS IF NOTHING HAPPENED, SO PUROFESSHUNARU <3333345
    IU SO INNOCENT I CAN'T SEE HER CHANGING HER IMAGE
    HYOYEON DANCING QUEEN
    HYOSUNG - DAT ASS! SO CURVY AZN BEYONCE BODY
    I CANT CONTAIN MY FEELS ASFDGHSGFHK<JEYR*#%#%(*W&%$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
    NO IDOLS ARE UGLY, EVEN THE LEAST ATTRACTIVE IS STILL ABOVE THE AVERAGE PERSON
    KPOP SO MUCH BETTA THAN AMERICAN MUSIC
    DREAM HIGH IS BEST DRAMA IN DA WORLD DESU(^o^)/

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    1. "KPOP SO MUCH BETTA THAN AMERICAN MUSIC"
      Fucking THIS.

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    2. "KPOP SO MUCH BETTA THAN AMERICAN MUSIC"
      Fucking THIS.

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    3. I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING YOU SAID
      ALSO HYORI IS PERFECT AND BETTER THAN EVERY IDOL RITE

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    4. HAAAAIII ^__________________________________^v

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    5. OMG SO TRU UKISS SHOULDVE WON SMTH BY NOW OMG MY OPPARS
      ALEXANDER IS A MACHOMAN
      SUPERNOVA WER U HYUNG-NIM~~~~~~

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  10. YOSEOB IS KIYEOPDA <3
    HALLYU WAVE JJANG DAEBAK HWAITING
    (n_n) ヘ(^_^ヘ)(ノ^_^)ノ \(*O*)/ ( ´ ▽ ` ) 大喜び/おおよろこび (゚.゚*)ポッ

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    1. *inserts name of member over and over and over under a group's youtube vid* *gets top comment*

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    2. HWAYOUNG NIPPLES ♥ HWAYOUNG NIPPLES ♥ HWAYOUNG NIPPLES ♥ HWAYOUNG NIPPLES ♥ HWAYOUNG NIPPLES ♥ HWAYOUNG NIPPLES ♥ HWAYOUNG NIPPLES ♥ HWAYOUNG NIPPLES ♥ HWAYOUNG NIPPLES ♥ HWAYOUNG NIPPLES ♥ HWAYOUNG NIPPLES ♥ HWAYOUNG NIPPLES ♥ HWAYOUNG NIPPLES ♥ HWAYOUNG NIPPLES ♥ HWAYOUNG NIPPLES ♥ HWAYOUNG NIPPLES ♥ HWAYOUNG NIPPLES ♥ HWAYOUNG NIPPLES ♥

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    3. I LIKEY LIKEY THIS I LIKE-A LIKE-A THAT I LIKE THIS LIKE THAT YEA

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    4. HWAYOUNG IS TARENTED RAPPAAA

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  11. TAEMIN HAS BETTER LEGS THAN ME
    IU IS ONE OF THE BEST KPOP SINGERS EVAH, 3 OCTAVES NOTE ZOOMFFG
    TAEYEON UNNIE WAS JUST SICK/TIRED OKAY (When ISN'T she "sick" or "tired"...)
    MOST OF SNSD ARENT RUDE BITCHES THEY'RE JUST BEING CUTE
    HYUNA'S SUCH A GOOD RAPPER AND DANCER

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  12. Suju is the king of hanyul wave .. bish pls. dbsk?bigbang?even beast does a better job than suju

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    1. EUGH!!! BBZ WHY THIS SLANDER!!! MIGAWDDDDD. NO LUV U NO MOAR </3

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  13. I have nothing to say except that I can only dream of one day being able to participate in conversations such as these. Everything about this was great xD

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  14. MINHO OPPAR IS THE GREATEST RAPPER ALIVE SINCE TUPAC DIED AND JAY-Z RETIRED
    DARA UNNIR SO PRETTY AND TALENTED OMG. HER VOCALS ARE DAEBAK!!!!!
    SUNNY IS THE MOST TALENTED MEMBER OF SOSHI! WHO ELSE YOU KNOW WITH GREAT PERSONALITY AND SO FUNNY LIKE SUNNY?
    JUSTIN BIEBER IS TOO GIRLY. THAT'S WHY I STAN TAEMIN.
    KPOP MADE ME REALIZE JUST HOW BORING AND REPETITIVE AMERICAN MUSIC IS. I CAN'T LISTEN TO ANYTHING AMERICAN SINCE LISTENING TO KPOP.

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  15. Hwy guys. Whats this Infinite being called musicians of kpop.
    What do you guys think

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