Thursday, June 14, 2012

Jo Kwon Makes the Closet His Bitch

Making a solo debut later this summer, Jo Kwon has released some teaser pictures for his fans to fap to.

Exhibit A: A spiked dildo from JYP's private collection.

Jo Kwon, hearing all the shit people say about him online, has decided to make a bold statement for his comeback.


"I'm sick of people insisting that I'm the gayest idol in the history of Korea, or shipping me with that goddamn dyke Ga-In all the time. To all my haters: Prepare to bend over and suck my balls." Kwon said in a recent press release.

BALL SO HARD THAT SHIT CRAY
Determined to whip the proverbial closet into nonexistence, Jo Kwon is going for a more S&M themed teaser. With leather, spikes, and Johnny Depp's hairstylist, Jo Kwon confidently hopes to burst onto the solo artists' scene like a busted nut after watching Hyosung's breasts jiggle in slo-mo.

GRAPHIC
Expect the album to drop on the 25th.


20 comments:

  1. Netizens commented "He sure is fabulous", "I want a gimp suit like Kwon oppa" and "How am I supposed to suck his balls and bend over at the same time?"

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  2. Who the fuck is Jo Kwon oppa?

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  3. What the hell is that in the first image?

    That last gif is hypnotizing.

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  4. Grunge high-fashion fruitcake. Nuff said

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  5. Hyosung is kinda like a horse I just can't bring myself to call the bish pretty... Sort of like Kwon Yuri.

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    1. I know this is harsh but I find her to be ugly without makeup. Sunhwa>Ji Eun>Zinger>Hyosung
      I srsly don't understand why people find Sunhwa to be ugly.

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    2. Dumb hoe with a unibrow isnt ppl cup of tea my fellow good man tits

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  6. This guy is so in the closet he's in motherfucking Narnia
    Da fuq is that thing in the first pic? Looks like a sadistic sex-toy

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  7. I'm going to name my monkey Hyosung's Boobs.

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  8. That's a high heel shoe in the first picture, AKA the "kill heel".

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  9. A fan speaks up.
    "idk bout his image, but for me he's not gay. He try so hard to make ppl laugh and you guys call that GAY? kwon oppa, FIGHTING!"

    srsly u gais

    u gais
















    srsly

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  10. Jo Kwon is one crazy motherfucker. Of course he`s not gay! Destroy them, bro!

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