|Exhibit A: A spiked dildo from JYP's private collection.|
Jo Kwon, hearing all the shit people say about him online, has decided to make a bold statement for his comeback.
"I'm sick of people insisting that I'm the gayest idol in the history of Korea, or shipping me with that goddamn dyke Ga-In all the time. To all my haters: Prepare to bend over and suck my balls." Kwon said in a recent press release.
|BALL SO HARD THAT SHIT CRAY|