Wednesday, June 13, 2012

"I Love _____, But..." (aka HOW TO BE A FUCKING MAN)

Before you fucking continue, let me ask you a couple questions.


Do you really "love" this artist? DON'T LIE, nobody likes a PUSSY ASS LIAR.
Why exactly do you have to proclaim that you love this artist? Are you SCARED that people will bash you otherwise? It's the fucking internet, GROW SOME BALLS and COCKSLAP these dumb fangirl hoes with the truth.
You're about to hate on this artist aren't you? Why are you hiding that fact like SISSY JOKWON? You have to be MANLY and DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING. Fuck what others think, you are a REAL MAN BRO. If you can't do that, GO HOME and CRY LIKE A BABBY.
Are you trying to get hearts, thumbs up, other useless shit? HEARTS ARE FOR PANSIES. Be careful, lest your TESTICLES DROP.


If none of the above applies to you, then never mind, feel free to continue. You probably have a TINY PENIS and FEELINGS and other sensitive shit. To the rest of you, congratulations on becoming REAL MEN.

29 comments:

  1. What the fuck is this Times New Roman shit? Use the right font, you baddie.

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    1. Real men are not afraid to use Times New Roman

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    2. Grow a pair and stop crying you babby.
      It's Georgia by the way.

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    3. what sullifag did <3 luv brave men

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  2. Im not a blackjack. I just love minzyazz. Its the truth. I promise :(

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  3. I love Suzy but she'a a fucking fat whore!

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  4. i love dani and ahreum.

    7-ara stans need to stfu and stop complaining.

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    1. Dani looks like a mother. I'm get scared when i see her just like Krystal--a mother of 5 who owns a scrap metal business

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  5. You're only supposed to read the words highlighted in bold, it's a secret message!

    The message reads: I'm davidfresh, and I'm a terrible author!

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    1. Actually it says: Don't lie pussy ass liar. Grow some balls cockslap sissy Jokwon? Manly doesn't afraid of anything. Real man bro. Go home cry like a babby. Hearts are for pansies. Testicles drop. Tiny penis feelings real men.

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    2. @ KTY: everything speaks about david

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  7. Despite brief dalliances with Krystal, Eunji and most recently Lime, I will always be a Yoonafag.

    And the most satisfying thing about that is knowing that whenever I read something by some mentalist fangirl, at some point her beloved oppa will have named Yoona as their ideal type, and it drives said fangirl mad.

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  8. I like Seungho and Joon annoys the hell out of me trying to look sexy, poledancing and shit
    BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY

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  9. I LIKE HYOYEON BITCHESS! I dont care whatcha think skankhoe

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    1. Yeah. She is a Natural beauty

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    2. OMG QURL WE SO SAME. LUV U! MARRY ME. HAF SEX OKAY!!!

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  10. it's the same thing when people say something liek diz "I'm a SONE but I love 2NE1's Go Away"

    kewl story breh, damn I mean I never heard of someone from one 'fandom' liking another group's music

    "dont get me wrong or anything, i love super junior but mr. simple isn't that good"
    trynna be nice and shiet, lolll no, just outright admit it was an enormous pile of elephant shit faggot byaatch
    wut u afraid of nigguh? of fat ugly fangirls who will give you a thumbs down? scary shit bro

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    1. Strangely enough they are sone that likes 2ne1 songs

      They trying to be good. let them be

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  11. gheivid has 765 comments over 2664 likes over AKP Disqus. smells like he's been overfeeding fangirls the same delusion they want from the site!!! dey rikey rike ett! mnnnghhhhh??? david whatcha have to say to this??

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    1. baby, i'm just projecting my insecurities cuz i onli got 1802 likes over 970 comments! gheivid so populer okay am nawt! HUHU my fanboy feels ;__;

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    2. SUJUNK IS ALLJJANG
      SUJUNK IS ALLJJANG
      SUJUNK IS ALLJJANG
      SUJUNK IS ALLJJANG
      SUJUNK IS ALLJJANG

      My work here is done.

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