Straight out the fuckin' dungeons of rap (PART 4) - Sooyoung fires back

As you're most likely aware by now, a woman who claimed to work at LAX made a fan account about an "incident" between herself, Sooyoung and a Federal Inspection Services agent recently. After a deluge of angry Sones spammed and threatened her, she first removed the story, then closed her Tumblr all together.

Now, does this mean that her story is bullshit? I still don't have the final word on that, because even if I published a 100% accurate story or article that painted SNSD in a negative light, I would STILL receive threats and hate from Sones (despite being the biggest Sone in the world). Because this woman isn't a trained Internet Warrior like myself, she didn't realize Girls' Generation makes you feel the heat.

So she ran. Like a little bitch. She also didn't expect The Cheat to be on the fuckin' case, so there's that.

Thanks to my investigative reporting that would put 60 Minutes to shame (no, really, it would, mainstream American journalism is a fucking joke), Sooyoung herself was able to read the story before it got kicked off the internet. Being the tough ass gangsta she is, our Stick Insect Attack Warrior went straight into the studio to record a response to these unsubstantiated rumours about her alleged bitchitude.

Eat a dick.

See what she dropped after the jump.

Straight out the fuckin' dungeons of rap (PART 3)

Once again, what's the name, of the game? T-ara bitches! As we all know, Hwayoung is by far the most legit and skillful rapper in the K-pop game right now. If you don't believe me, just check out "Roly Poly". That verse would have made Tupac bow in respect (RIP).

The greatest rappers to have ever lived.

So I'm sure you'll all be pleased to know that Ryu "Hwadog" Hwayoung has returned with a previously unreleased mixtape of a song she wrote soon after her unfortunate and not at all intentional "nipple slip" incident. She managed to rope Hyomin and Eunjung into it too, so you know this will be rap par excellence. 

Could you stoop any lower than this, Kim Kwang Soo?

Check it out after the jump off.

Straight out the fuckin' dungeons of rap (PART 2)

So guess who’s back with a brand new rap and I don’t mean rap as in the rhymes that Taec drops…it’s Tiffany! The rap investigators at AKF have once again penetrated the cavernous interior of SM Entertainment to bring to you the latest SNSD mixtape. Now apparently, TaeTiSeo had the choice of going with this as their new single, or Twinkle, and while Twinkle is a great song, I think this one would have been a bigger hit. Enjoy.

Twinkle...motherfuckers.