Thursday, May 24, 2012

Straight out the fuckin' dungeons of rap (PART 2)

So guess who’s back with a brand new rap and I don’t mean rap as in the rhymes that Taec drops…it’s Tiffany! The rap investigators at AKF have once again penetrated the cavernous interior of SM Entertainment to bring to you the latest SNSD mixtape. Now apparently, TaeTiSeo had the choice of going with this as their new single, or Twinkle, and while Twinkle is a great song, I think this one would have been a bigger hit. Enjoy.

Twinkle...motherfuckers.

[Tiffany]
Ain’t nuttin’ but a K-pop party!

[Taeng]
SHEAA!

[Tiffany]
We got three of K-pop’s hottest chicks on the same motherfuckin’ stage at the SAME motherfuckin’ time? Heh heh heh.
Break out the soju bottles and motherfuckin’ baby oil. Have one on me, aight?!

Picture perfect, we’re such perfect bitches,
Hit the boy bands with derision,
We’ll throw ‘em into ditches,
It’s the motherfuckin’ TaeNy,
Plus Seo, she’s fuckin’ brainy,
She’s a cold ass robot on them nubs,

[Seo]
Sho’ ‘nuff,
You keep your hand on your gun,
Real sticky when you done,
While I’m chillin’ on MuBank waiting on the outcome,
Eighteen wins would make our mommas proud,
But at the same hour it seem Sistar takin’ ours!
So I’mma get hard and get offensive and shit,

[Taeng]
So now we got some hate,
Three multi-millionaire motherfuckers changing places,
Bitches get ready for the show time, we droppin’ wicked flow rhymes,
Other idols are committing crimes,
Naega jeil jal naga, I’m swerving with Dae’s car,
You might be a rookie, but you ain’t gonna go far,
EXO acting like they savage, I know they all got ravaged,
They got nuttin’ but love for tossing older salad,

[Tiffany]
I like some buns, like the ones on Hyuna,
I like them legs, like those on Sunhwa,
Plus I, know that we got love from Shinhwa,
Like getting fingered, I’ll even take some Zinger,
And get scooped up by the little chicks in Sunny Hiller,
Mmm, it feels good to me baby bubba,
See this is for the hoes in the Seoul motherfuckers,

[Taeng]
Now follow as we ride!
Motherfuck the rest, three of the best from the South Side!
And I can make you famous,
Just try and diss us, and watch how we flame up,
I live in fear of despondency, I always fondle these,
If you got it baby flaunt it, another torrent,
Three of Korea’s most hottest. 


AKF tested, Hyoyeon approved.

13 comments:

  1. COMBAT IS AN AUTHOR
    SO IT BEGINS

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  2. My next bet is on John to write.

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  3. Impressive I was so convinced our resident dyke couple Taeny wrote it themselves.

    I luv the Pani gif: Twinkle... motherfuckers

    So I woke up late but I srsly can't keep my morning wood with that mutated Hyogre-Sunfug meme

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  4. lol i wanna see the recording of you doing each part in drag

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  5. Combat you should do an AMA soon like the rest :D

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  7. Most hottest?

    0/10 for grammar

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  8. Last picture scared the bloody hell out of my fucking ass!!!

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