The Group: I've always been conflicted about A Pink. At times, they remind me of SNSD in their glory days (when laws were stern, and justice stood, and people was behaving like SNSD was good) with the consistently catchy songs, convincingly cute outfits, and great chemistry. On the other hand, they're fucking boring. Their entire concept is a rehash of the classic "Look at me! I'm Sailor Moon and I can wink!" concept, which inevitably becomes unbearable. And there's also the problem of how fake they feel.
The Song: Moving away from the surgary sweetness of their previous hits, Hush Hush is much more disco-driven (think T-ara), and unfortunately catchy. I say "unfortunately" because the song is filled with a shitton of, well, shit (i.e. "ooh ooh", or the entire Engrish rap fuckery), but in the end, it's still a catchy mother fucker.
|trying. so. hard.|
Namjoo: No. Although with Hush Hush, she has become slightly more bearable, she is still a flaw. Something about her nose... See 'My My' if you aren't convinced.
Eunji: Possibly the only "genuine" member of A Pink. She constantly looks as if she's actually having fun, as if she's actually happy. And maybe she is. She's also a very adept singer. All of these qualities should make her the most amiable member of the group by far, but I don't care for her. The reason is simple enough: She reminds me of Victoria. And anything that vaguely reminds me of the gross clusterfuck that was Victoria on Invincible Youth is repulsive to me.
|so qt convincing wink!|
Yookyung: Hyoyeon. Shindong. Yookyung. This girl is a ruiner. She's like a rounder, uglier, chubbier, manlier Kan Mi Youn. She ruins A Pink and Kan Mi Youn. Fuck her.
|how to look like a classy nympho 101|
Best performance thus far, because these outfits are so fucking great (especially on Na Eun)
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