So OBVIOUSLY I'm not going to do this. I would NEVER EVER fap to Tia fancams...it's not right and probably against the law in many states and countries such as Finland and Mozambique. So before you even think of taking out that little fellar in your underwear.... Please just pull up your pants, pull up those brown stained boxers you are wearing (with yesterday's bubblegum), get a glass of kool-aid and read my words of wisdom.
Let's just "PRETEND" for a second...that you were in your home. You come across this video and notice the grinding, short skirt, milky white yams, combined that with the fap dance (see: Suzy in Goodbye Baby). The HAPA QUEEN (you may think) is dancing for you! You think she's shaking her sweet juicy butt lips for your pleasure....every single thrust of her joints and swoosh of her beaver is wafting deliciously into your nostrils and filling up your mind with delicious and succulent peach cobbler. When she gets on the floor and flings her soft, silky, and newly SUAVED hair on the ground....you want nothing more but to place your one eyed eel on her scalp to give her that SPECIAL head massage.
You remember that your OLDER than her MUCH Older and that it is EVER so wrong to think such things! This, my friend, is a predicament. This my friends...would make your mamma weep. To even think about laying her down on your bed, smelling her sweet scent (except when she's on her period), and laughing/talking to one another until you both coudn't take it and your bodies touch!! RAHHHHH!!!!
It's wrong and you should feel bad about what you're are thinking. You really need some help and should maybe talk to your local psychotherapist. Just start off by telling him/her that you once.. fapped while watching Mean Girls (they may understand). You could also tell him that you once got a boner watching an episode of Icarly with your mom in the room (it's the one where victoria justice and her are boxing). Yeah, your mom noticed what a fucking pervert you were..probably slapped your boner down. You can then tell your psychotherapist what you thought about when you were watching a Tia Fancam! Just let her in slowly....she'll forgive you!!! FAPPing is wrong and you should feel bad!!!!
Don't even think about it BOYZ!
What's the point of this discussion? Oh I was going to ask. What do you say to someone who has busted you "attempting" to fap to Tia Fancams. Do you feel this is wrong? I do and you should too.