Sunday, May 13, 2012

SNSD's Jessica Sets New Baseball Record

Our lovely NineAngels are fucking flawless and shit, topping charts and breaking records of all kinds left and right. It was only inevitable that SNSD would leave their mark in sports next right?



Enter Jessica. She's so fucking amajjangbak at everything she does, she was chosen to throw the ceremonial first pitch for the LG Twins vs. Samsung Lions baseball game this past weekend.


I went ahead and embedded the video at the appropriate spot for you, but if it doesn't work out, the fun starts at 1:13.

And if THAT isn't enough for you, here's a gif of her jjangbak pitch so everyone can see the flawlessness for themselves.

JIGEUMEUN SO NYUH SHI DAE
And of course, since SNSD is so fucking jjangbak, this immediately made headlines everywhere cause everyone knows Girls' Generation are Global Superstars.

EAT SHIT, 2NE1
The best part is that everyone knows baseball is America's favorite past time, so Jessica's pitch will make them have a super jjangbak successful debut. WG and 2NE1 ain't got shit on these Forever9 flawless beauties~ HWAITING

UPDATE: NOW ON COLLEGEHUMOR

16 comments:

  1. Dude, you make the most awesome gifs. Seriously.

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  2. Wow. Everything she does became news
    Seating
    Holding chopsticks
    Eating
    Going out with male friends

    Its weird...but cute

    Gets attention without even trying hard

    Cwidt?

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  3. yeah I saw this yesterday! Made me laugh, but she honestly didn't seem to care. However, I'm surprised no one had her practice for a little before she went out there to pitch.

    Also Yoona would've done worse.

    u mad yoonafags?!?

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  4. When you live on a steady diet of saliva soup and oxygen sandwiches because you don't want to ruin your daebak figure it's hard to have the energy to do anything else. It's okay Horsica you still weigh under 100lbs.

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  5. I'm mostly offended they refer to her as a singer in those articles.

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  6. Wohooo collegehumor
    GLOBAL GENERATIONS!

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  7. Rite....everything is fine. life is good coz she Weigh under 100lbs she is one healthy girl too.
    I bet the shikshin and hyoyeon and sunny oppar could throw better without even trying
    She is a failure in sports. But atleast that getting GG the global attention they after for

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  8. Stop passing twigs for hot bodies. But if I ever have the prestige to choose between Jessica and Hyomin, 2 of the most infamous twigs in Kpop, I will undoubtedly go for the latter. At least she is the hotter of two horses. But wait, Jessica is just a half-breed between money and horse, that's why her face looks so deformed from time to time.

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  9. PUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! i didn't thought it was THAT bad! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

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  10. the awkward moment when the mascots are cuter than her...

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  11. the awkward moment when the mascots are cuter than her...

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  12. Just went to the sportsgrid article...
    Holy shit, the sone cavalry defending the pitch.

    I can't even.

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  13. Ahh, dat secondhand embarrassment.

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