Saturday, May 5, 2012

Question of the Week 42

This week's question comes from Andrea:
What is your top 5 stupid choreography dances from a group? (or top 10 if you have more) 

Videos are encouraged.

Thank you for your suggestion for this week.

If anyone has suggestions for later Question of the Weeks, please send them to, or leave them in the comments below. Thanks!


  1. 3) Taetiseo Twinkle

    2) Bigbang Badboy

    1) 2NE1 Scream :

    As much as I love them, they continue to tank in japan by releasing american style music.

    just a complete failure

  2. SISTAR - Alone: I like the song but jesus what a horrible dance + MV.

  3. SISTAR - Alone : come on you,it's not even sexy :(

  4. Shinee Sherlock, I think it looked dumb
    Snsd Gee, hmm do i need to explain?
    TTS Twinkle
    T-ara Yayaya
    Snsd Mr Taxi.

    I think I don't like SM choregraphers.

  5. Twinkle. I haven't updated my blog in more than a week or so, but the #2 incoming search term so far is "fap fap taeyeon" - what the actual fuck - from a whole bunch of mouthbreathing fucktards that think sitting through the damn video at least 30 times qualifies as some sort of K-pop badge of honour.

    The music is passable, but the video makes me want to shove my laptop's distended battery up my bloated colon.

  6. Hyuna - Bubble Pop (except for fapping purposes)
    Hyuna - Change (yeaaaah I'm not really impressed with constant pelvis thrusting and butt shaking..)
    SHINee - Sherlock (it's the most disappointing SHINee choreography yet)
    TTS - Twinkle (Honestly the only one that's saving them is Seohyun. TT look like Sharpay wannabes.)
    Anything YG, really. (Choreography is not their thing. >_>)

    1. Preach!
      Completely agree with the yg thing.
      Only they solo chereograph is good. Like taeyang and seven.
      The only group dance that is okay
      Is "somebody to love"

  7. SHINee's Sherlock - especially the ELLO LOVE LET'S HAVE A JOLLY HOP ACROSS THE STAGE :D dance in the chorus

    Mister Simple as a whole

    B2st penguin dance [didn't look so bad on the MV but when it's done live, and in the fan-covers, it looks so embarrassing omaigahd]

    SNSD's Gee, and The Boys. Wtf kind of signature dances are those.

    Oh Yeah dance [MBLAQ. They've had much better choreo recently though. This is War and Run were nice to watch live]

    special mention to HOT's Candy

  8. 1.SISTAR - Alone
    2.Miss A - Breathe (It was cute and all,but the movements themselves were...awkward)
    3.SNSD - Gee
    4.TTS - Twinkle
    5.Rainbow - Not ur girl

  9. Miss A - Touch
    Awkward to the extreme

  10. 1) C-Real - Whatever their first song was
    2) C-Real - Whatever their second song was
    3) Chocolat - Whatever their first song was
    4) Dal Shabet - Bling Bling
    5) BAP - Whatever the new song is

    All so awkward.

    1. 1. No (x5) I think...
      2. Joma Joma
      3. Syndrome
      5. Power

  11. SNSD- Gee, Tell me your wish, the boys
    Beast- most of the songs
    BigBang- fantastic baby
    DBSK- O, balloon, purple line, rising sun...alot
    Shinee- Ring dong dong, sherlock
    Fx- la cha cha, hot summer
    Afterschool- Shampoo, Bang
    IU- all
    INfinite- all
    BaP- power
    Super Junior- mr simple, bonnamana, don don,
    Tara- bo peep, cry, crazy
    Hyuna- bubble pop

    ....just to name a few....LOL

  12. SHINEE - Sherlock coz They look like idiots
    SNSD - The boys coz they're trying tooooo hard to look like beyoce's back-up dancer
    Super Junior - All... except for "U"

  13. How can anyone say Gee? EVERY K-pop listener knows that choreo. It may not be particularly complex, but it is distinctive. Having well known moves boosts a song's impact considerably, in Korea at least.

    Now a STUPID choreo is ZE:A's Watch Out. Shudder. Ticket is also kinda funny, I wouldn't say stupid, but strange.

  14. As much as i love bb...
    They chereography are really shitty bcuz....of TOP...
    Taeyang and seven is the only hope for yg.
    Daesung and gd is good and parodying girls group dance
    While seungri.... I really dont understand why some vips actually think he is a great dancer
    He chereograph most of bb dances...
    And it is shitty
    He has a sweet soft voice tho

  15. MISS A BREATHE ~ stupid damn ashtma movement but try to still cute=disguisting

    MISS A TOUCH ~ stupid move, make me want to puke at first sight