So I've really been into the song Alone by Sistar recently. I could blast dat shit out my car window all day errr day and not give a fuck who was watching me. The last time a song made me want to blast shit out my window, I was playing Pinocchio by F(x) and every time Krystal/Sulli sang I got a huge boner. To my joy, it wouldn't go away, so I had to stop at my local Jack N' the box parking lot and take care of business. As I went to the drive through (before my fap session), I ordered a Jumbo Jack with Cheese, a 7 piece stuffed Jalapeno, and a Large Diet Coke (LOL). The fatty that worked at the Drive-Thru asked what I was listening to, I said F(X). She said, "no shit asshole, I know it's sound effects." I said, "It's a korean group, bitch just give me my curly fries." She noticed, then, that I had a huge BONE...like it was moving back and forth and she smiled. Honestly she was cute for a fatty! I'd smell her butthole if she wanted. Yup, she's that cute.
(disclaimer: fat chicks have very very smelly buttholes, so please be aware that if you smell a fat girl's butthole you will smell yesterday's cheeseburger).
So, I went to the parking lot and began to fap to F(x) and a little to the fatty at the drive-thru. However, some mother with her two kids interrupted me. They walked by, so I had to put it away...it was a sad moment. Plus, I only fap to koreans...they weren't korean.
So let's talk Hyorin for a second. Hyorin is fucking ugly. Yes, you heard me. Bitch looks like someone ran her face over with a lawn mower, urinated on it, and then set fire to it. After they set fire to it they picked up what was left of her face and put it on the body of a really hot woman. There is honestly no other woman in kpop I can say is a butterface (other than PARK BOM) like Hyorin. I mean, look at Bora, she is soooooo damn sexy. Those legs! Those buttcheeks! That hair! That FACE! That BODY! Bora is perfection in my book. I swear I would sniff Bora's butthole after a bowl of Pho/CHINESE BUFFET! Hyorin, on the other hand, looks like well...like my bowel movement after a bad case of Mexican food...I'm talkin' enchildas, carne asada, and horchata. Imagine all that coming out of your "balloon knot," feeling up your bowl, swirling around---that's Hyorin I know some of you Hyorin stans are going to get pissed, but I could care less honestly. Shits ugly yo! Take the pic on the top for example, She's trying to be all Kawaii and shit. The only thing she accomplishes with that look is making my penis invert back into my pelvis. SHIT'S NOT CUTE! BLAH
|THIS IS REAL PERFECTION|
|EWWWWW GTFO WITH THIS SHIT....LOOKS LIKE A DRUNKEN BEAVER|