Tuesday, May 15, 2012

IU has a REAL lesbian FANTASY about Sulli's PEACH



The internet is buzzing about IU's lesbian fantasy towards Sulli. Seems there are lyrics in the song PEACH and visuals in the MV that proclaims IU's love for THE GODDESS. The song and mv are not about "sisterly love," this song is all about how IU wants to make sweet lovin' to SULLI probably in front of all those Japanese men she's been prancing her sweet little flat ass too lately.Yeah, I heard about you and the eels and goats, IU!  BITCH!



Soompi writes:
On May 14, IU revealed the secret to her latest single, “Peach,” during a mobile chat session with her fans through me2day.
During the conversation, IU revealed for the first time, “I wrote ‘Peach’ thinking about f(x)’s Sulli, from a man’s point of view.”

A man's point of view!? What the shit is this? Do you honestly think Sulli would waste her stinkhole or beautiful and untouched birthhole on you? IU has the body of an 11 year old girl, no curves, no ass, no brown toasty nipples (See: Hwayoung). Seriously IU should never even look at Sulli again or I swear I'll send bukkakke streaming down on her from my mother country (NIPPON).

EVIDENCE NUMBER 1
I don't know. I could  be wrong perhaps she wasn't fingering herself thinking of Sulli or perhaps the whole video being based in Italy does not represent freedom away from Korean society's dislike for woman on woman action. What do you think? Honestly I can't speak Korean at all and I'm too lazy to look up the English subs. Anyone have any other ideas of what this song is all about. For IU to say she is writing it based on a male perspective has to mean (at least to me) that she has thought many sexual thoughts about Sulli...has probably fapped to her videos (like me), and has sometimes put her finger in her booty to take her fapping over the edge into pure ecstasy (like me).
                                                   Here's the vid with English Subs!!!
LYRICS FROM PEACH (OBVIOUS LESBIAN IS OBVIOUS): "My heart keeps going to you/when you slightly smile at me, I go REALLY crazy'" 

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!?? MY MIND IS BLOWNNNNN!!?!?!

BONUS! FOR YOU FOOTFAGS!
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19 comments:

  1. IU MOAR LIEK DYKE-U AMIRITE

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    1. DYKE-U

      I am laughing so loud right now.

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    2. http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/b/b4/Bane_attack_02.mp3

      close enuff

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  2. EXHIBIT B

    http://twitter.com/#!/lily199iu/status/197296250633195520/photo/1
    "Naughty peach... I'll try again with a pure heart!"

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    1. those are sulli's tits!

      da fuck is going on here?!


      inb4 fanfic

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    2. I thought it was Sulli's ass.

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    3. I'm tempted to write an IU x Sulli fanfic now.

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  3. EXHIBIT C (before she was into Sulli, I guess)

    http://i.imgur.com/oHosf.gif

    Dat Jiyeon

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    1. interesting...i'm gonna do some research too. hm mmmmm

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  4. Evidence:

    Kpopseven writes: A video was posted in an online community board recently, which took netizens by surprise when they showed Sulli planting a kiss on Seulong’s cheek. Even more surprising was the fact that in the clip, singer IU also claims that she “has a boyfriend.”

    http://kpopseven.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Images-of-fx-Sulli-and-2AM-Seulongs-kiss-surprise-netizens.jpg

    IU looks pissed

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  5. EXHIBIT D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjrWH0yo2Ik

    Everyone knows that if you like Sulli you also like Suzy.

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    1. i really need a .gif of IU smacking Suzy's ass.

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  6. I've always gotten lezz vibes from IU.

    Hello, first time poster, etc.

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  7. I bet IU is fantasizing about fingering Suzy's asshole, or the other way around....

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  8. LMAO this is so mean. "no curves, no ass, no brown toasty nipples (See: Hwayoung)" :L

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  9. Needs more fat whores. I could totally picture a Suzy/IU/Sulli three-way.

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  10. YOU EFFIN' MINDBLOWER JERKS! STOP BULLSHITTING AROUND PEOPLE.

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