This week's contribution comes from Ja Du, who found this comment on YouTube:
So I ask:
What are some of the most ridiculous comments you have ever seen?
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Heh, what a terrible username there, ForeverNineGirls. Wonder who she is biased towards. Probably After School.
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"Kim Myungsoo is ugly and Infinite suck because they never won any awards." (This is by far the funniest comment I've ever seen,it was posted a little before The Chaser came out LOL) and "HyunAh is fat and she can't dance". (Bubble Pop MV,HyunA was 40 kg.)
ReplyDeleteSeriously. XDDDDDDDDDDD
Someone wrote, "no one wants kpop in the US because then they'll become dirty and only care about money instead of good music." I lol'd when I read that.
ReplyDeletelol
DeleteWhen Kyuhyun was threatened with a knife in Spain, there was a comment that went something like "OMG THEY ONLY TRIED TO ATTACK MY OPPAR BECAUSE HE LOOKED LIKE A RICH PRINCE BLAH BLAH BLAH BABY KYU I HOPE YOU'RE OKAY I MEAN THE KNIFE DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH YOU BUT YOU'RE SUCH A DRUNKARD WEAKLING THAT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF WHICH IS WHY AS A FAN I MUST STALK YOU 24x7!!!!!!"
ReplyDeleteI found a whole lot of these comments in Diadem at the Ji Yeon forum. Fucking Ji Yeon stans are more delusional as ever.
ReplyDelete"The one thing that i liked about dream high 2 is how much it made jiyeon shine from her singing so many songs and then her acting. if it wasn't for her i wouldn't even finish watching it ke ke"
"Ji yeon did her best in Dreamhigh 2, i never think that Ji yeon can play that role of Rian until now.....You are really the next KIM TAE HEA, not at the beauty but the TALENT!!!"
"What else does our Jiyeon can't do ?
She can act, can sing, now even can rap."
Completely cringe-worthy and facepalmed.
Just what part of 'PRE-RECORDED TRACK' DON'T THEY FUCKING GET?! Ji Yeon's a terrible singer on live and frankly, even Boram and Qri could do better.
Whoever it is that compared Ji Yeon with Kim Tae Hee seriously needs a long stay at mental hospital - period. And for who thinks Ji Yeon can rap, go to fucking hell. You don't know shit about rap.
I got no beef against her but seriously, delusional stans need to realize that she can't sing or rap even if she had a shotgun pointed at her head and her acting is at best mediocre.
As for 'ForeverNineGirls' - someone oughta ship her to Shutter Island because vocal-wise, Yuri and Yoona sound like fingernails on a chalkboard.
I love T-ara!!!!
DeleteBut Jiyeonstans....run the other way.
Yoona stans are just as bad. No! worse. Bitch looks like a walking skeleton.
Same here - love the group and the members, but the stans are just....ugh;; Unnecessary overexaggeration at its height.
DeleteDidn't know Yoona stans were that bad though O.o
Bitch is more than just a walking skeleton - she's a walking plastic skeleton :D
"What else does our Jiyeon can't do ?
DeleteShe can act, can sing, now even can rap."
She can strip too
"HYUNA IS AN AMAZING RAPPER AND DANCER <3 SHES THE BEST FEMALE RAPPER IN KPOP AND THE DANCING QUEEN!!!"
ReplyDeleteOmg.
"HYUNA IS AN AMAZING RAPPER AND DANCER <3 SHES THE BEST FEMALE RAPPER IN KPOP AND THE DANCING QUEEN!!!"
ReplyDeleteOmg.
LOL
DeleteThis:
ReplyDelete"I like Suzy. I think she is neither fat (she is far from fat) nor a whore. I've heard more rumors about other idols than her. I think Suzy comes off as a nice girl, and she's not too provocative for her age either."
lolzzzzzzzzzz
DeleteSuzy is a fat whore!
inb4 don't say that!
I will say it until my dying breath.
Also, I would soooooooo sex up suzy. NOM NOM NOM
Suzy is a fat whore!
DeleteThat's a cool quote on t-shirt
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Deletehttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/-H6K0BOrB2mU/T7ZqI1ySVYI/AAAAAAAAAG8/EY0xbhM32OE/s1600/roflbot-3.jpg
DeleteI would use this!
THE T-SHIRT NEEDS TO BE MADE
Deletehttp://youtu.be/BiKIy4vM6Q8
ReplyDelete"like dis if you cum evertime"
31(likes)
Also when watching T-ara vids I see this:
jiyeon <3 jiyeon <3jiyeon <3jiyeon <3jiyeon <3jiyeon <3jiyeon <3jiyeon <3jiyeon <3jiyeon <3jiyeon <3jiyeon <3jiyeon <3jiyeon <3jiyeon <3jiyeon <3jiyeon <3jiyeon <3jiyeon <3jiyeon <3jiyeon <3jiyeon <3jiyeon <3jiyeon <3jiyeon <3jiyeon <3jiyeon <3jiyeon <3jiyeon <3jiyeon <3jiyeon <3jiyeon <3jiyeon <3jiyeon <3jiyeon <3jiyeon <3jiyeon <3jiyeon <3jiyeon <3jiyeon <3
Hey, that was mine, you beyotches!!11
Delete"Sooyoung is fat whore! she need to lose some weight"
ReplyDelete....dafuq?
my name is for that stupid commments... bsides... its funny
and
"no to Epik High in YG"
loooll
i dont know whats ur problem with yg
even tho if u hate they artist
yg is probly one of the best company ever
after jyj , and that guy from suju case on SME
i really hated SME
seriously tho
why the hell not?
I don't remember the exact words correctly anymore but the general direction was...
ReplyDelete"OMG THE LYRICS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL AND MEANINGFUL AND DEEP AND THEY MAKE ME CRY AND AWWWBAWLBOOOH! K-POP IS GONNA SAVE THE WORLD AND REUNITE KOREA! SPREAD THE K-LOVE, MAKE PEACE, NOT WAR! OPPARS AND UNNIRS, HWAITING!!!ONEELEVEN!!!!"
Jeah, right... What the fuck ever.
[Boom boom yeah, baby, tonight, we're gonna save the world, tonight, eh eh eh, uh uh uh, oh yeah~!]
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ReplyDeletehttp://i.imgur.com/SXFbA.png
ReplyDeleteSones justifying seohyun singing for yoona at the performance on live with kelly. It just happens to be choreographed the same way for korean performances too, not like she covers there either ._.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ne0V1SIPsiw#t=121s
"Hyuna is the next Lee Hyori"...just wat
ReplyDeletehttp://tinypic.com/r/28klyc6/6
DeleteSaw this on a Tia fancam, poor little girl.
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, she sucks huge cocks
"This Big Bang commercial is a rip off of Step Up but that's okay because they're Korean so they made it better!"
ReplyDeletehttp://img688.imageshack.us/img688/7646/picture1xd.png
ReplyDelete....Really? I'm sure any can if you just throw the ball as badly as she did (and act like you were trying)
Teen Top's song and MV is just shit but MBLAQ's MV and son is so good and meaningful.
ReplyDelete- Top comment on Teen top's win over MBLAQ's This is War (on one of the music shows).
ForeverNineGirls IS THE BIGGEST TROLL EVER
ReplyDeleteSomeone on kpop secrets said Hyoyeon is a better singer than taeyeon, a better dancer than Sooyoung, a better actress than Yoona, and prettier than Jessica. Its safe to say that was the troll of the century
ReplyDeleteWell she is the best dancer in snsd
DeleteWell she is the best dancer in snsd
DeleteI honestly think Jessica is fug so I'd agree with that part.
Delete" hyuna is the next lee hyori", every remarks that start with "selca" and "transform into goddess"...if i have The Book Of Death then i would write AllKpop and their shits and craps. somebody should kill them all.
ReplyDeletei don't know if this question has been made before but wth
ReplyDeletedo you have any filler member you like despit he/she's lack of talents?
mine would be MBLAQ's Thunder :d
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DeleteThis exchange on YT:
ReplyDelete"Taeyang reminds me of an asian Usher. xD"
"No , Usher is black tae yang :D"
"Usher is more successful than Taeyang will ever be, he's lasted longer and he's more talented. I know you're joking but some VIPs need to get their heads checked."
"YOU DONT TALK ABOUT BIGBANG LKE THAT!! AND NO I DON"T NEED TO GET MY HEAD STRAIT YOU DO! AND THIS IS COMING FROM A VIP THAT LIKES TOP!"
I can't even, this is why I don't ever comment on videos.
Typical vips.
DeleteOkay so what if taeyang is like black rnb singwr. He is not thw best in the world.
Best rnb in kpop maybe.
Typical vips.
DeleteOkay so what if taeyang is like black rnb singwr. He is not thw best in the world.
Best rnb in kpop maybe.
there is a cassie comment
ReplyDelete"when will bigbang stop promoting. we know korea loves you, cant u give other time to shine... gahhh"
wtf?
a cassie comment that
dayum...
p.s her older comment all are anti yg
I'd also say the thousands of comments I've seen saying Hyuna has talent of any sort other than spreading her legs. Especially that one about her being the new Hyori and having an S-line.
ReplyDeleteYou guys do know that ForeverNineGirls is a troll, right? He/she is on OUR side.
ReplyDeleteBesides the usual "no one cares about your opinion", "if you don't like it, why are you here?", "you're just a troll/hater", "you just want attention", "as if you could sing/dance/rap any better", etc. (in reply to my critical comments on pretty much every Kpop performance/MV), I found these to be pretty fucking hilarious:
"Infinite have to win next week! :))
Or else I'm gonna be a really sad inspirit! ;((
& no one wants that to happen..lol >.<"
"Daehyun's vocals are amazing!"
"SERIOUSLY BELIEBERS ARE THE MOST DELUSIONAL AND THE MOST SCARY FANDOM EVER"
^coming from a kpop fan.....lol
"yeeeah nooo, i wasn't really getting at that tbh. I'm also gay and the term 'gay' isn't an insult, it's like calling someone sugar...or aweome, or even amazing! So U-KISS, as well as me, are a big bowl of amazing sugary awesomeness. what. an. honour."
"I'm glad they didn't keep making songs like this, it's cute and all but where they are now is on the edge. This song could have been done by any KPop group, what 2NE1 does now can't be duplicated."
....another delusuonal BlowJob
"somes sones told me that this MV is worse than porn and Hyuna used to be a pornstar, that's why she's great on this stuff! is that true?"
...sones thinking their 9 Angels are innocent