Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Kim Kwang Soo admits he is a pedophile

Yes, CCM actually added that text themselves.

Ever since the news broke that popular girl group T-ara would be adding an eighth member, Dani, to their ranks, nothing but shock and outrage has been expressed among both fans and the general public.

Core Contents Media, T-ara’s parent company, recently revealed how the young American became the newest bastardization of the group. “Dani was cast on the street by Kim Kwang Soo,” said a representative for CCM. “It was his first streetside casting in his 30-year-long career in entertainment. He usually prefers couch casting.”

Dani, who has lived in the United States since she was four years old, had been visiting Korea to meet her parents. After seeing her standing at a crosswalk, Kim Kwang Soo turned his car around when sexual fantasies of her wouldn’t leave his head, or his head, CCM revealed.

Although having no prior experience in singing or acting, nor any desire to become a prostitute, KKS was confident he had discovered the girl to satisfy his unpolished knob. Street castings, although popular ten years ago, have fallen out of favor, as the police have watched more closely in recent years – with private auditions being the preferred method of selecting new trainees.

Meanwhile, Dani, saying “I don’t want to take over BJ duties for the T-ara unnies”, has pushed back her debut from July to December. She will have an acting role in the new music video for T-ara, slated to be released sometime in July.

27 comments:

  1. lol pick up on the streets just like a hooker

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  2. The worst part is that she's also practicing rapping. As if T-ara needed another rapper. So, one two vocalists (Soyeon and Hyomin), three rappers (Eunjung, Hwayoung, Dani) and three members who contribute nothing to the song (Jiyeon, Qri, Boram.)

    KKS is such a genius.

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    1. Hyomin's a better rapper than Hwadog. Also, the mysterious 8th member is probably a rapper too.

      Next Wu Tang Clan. I've already called it.

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    2. No way, did you see her latest mixtape? That shit was legit.

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    3. The last thing I'd want to hear in any T-ara song is some fucking 12 year old 'rapping'/fast-talking.

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  3. Wow, the more and more I think of this the more I a bit sad.

    I really like T-ara and I just think this is the worst decision that could have been made. This is a complete joke. It's over for T-ara. Sorry, but that's the truth. It's over girls. END IT!

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    1. ENCORE YOU DIRTY LITTLE PIMP http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xj223e_twerkin-it-to-twerk-work-56-cofe-gbake_music

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  5. Streetside casting -- proof that talent doesn't mean shit in Kpop.

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  6. "when sexual fantasies of her wouldn’t leave his head, or his head, CCM revealed." loooooooooooooool

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  7. Why are you being like this? It's making me cry, cry. We used to be lovey dovey, but now I must say goodbye, OK?

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  8. talent? what's talent? let's pick the girl who turns on old men

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  9. Where's the Punisher when you really need him....*sigh*

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  10. "Although having no prior experience in singing or acting, nor any desire to become a prostitute, KKS was confident he had discovered the girl to satisfy his unpolished knob."

    made my day

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  11. I wish i was a ceo of a ent company.
    This kss makes lsm looks like an angel

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  12. It's quite obviously that T-ara is literally screwed by their own CEO.They've been kept by him as sex toys, sex slaves? I don't know, but anyone can tell that KKS enjoys heaping one humiliation upon them after another. Maybe he derives sexual pleasures from all the ridicules T-ara receives as a result of his antics? This is the only plausible explanation I can think up of for his latest lunacies.

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    1. When you said "literally", I didn't think you meant "literally".
      Then I read the next sentence, and realized that you did mean "literally".

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  13. If ya'll need me I'ma be out by the crosswalk. You just might be looking at T-ara's future 10th member.

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    1. Will you be wearing a schoolgirl uniform & nonchalantly sucking on a lollipop?

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    2. Don't forget us after your rise to stardom!

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    3. Will you bite off KKS's sausage if he asks you for satisfaction of his tiny knob?

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  14. Promising to make the jailbait an idol, then actually following through and making her one? Thats some dedicated "grooming", respect. Wonder how much he paid the girls parents? More or less for her growing up american?
    Now i'm sad that with a 12 year old in the group there probably won't be any more nip-slips for a couple years. Boo hiss.

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  15. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casting_couch

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  16. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casting_couch

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  17. She has quite a nice face shape eyes and lips but she'll probably end up getting a nosejob along the way.

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