Thursday, September 20, 2012

GDragon is Delusional

Apparently AKF's favorite faggot rapper is a bit jelly over the success of PSY's Gangum Style---this according to legit news sources such as Soompi (LOL). Time for GDRAGON to understand, comprehend, and to become enlightened to why he will never be successful in the UNITED STATES.



GDragon recently discussed in some bullshit interview about the success of Psy in the US: "I’m jealous of PSY's huge penis, but at the same time, I’m proud of him as a Korean. I’m also very surprised by all the news. It’s still hard to believe."

So from this I'm getting that GDragon has no fucking clue why Psy is successful. While bitches likes SNSD (except my lovely SUNNY--she's no bitch---she's pure sex with a tight blonde vagina) and Wonder Girls have failed miserably to break through to the US, Psy has done this without even trying. Hell, let's be honest 2NE1 is going to attempt to make it big in the US and will fail hard as well--not even Minzy's huge ass and tight butthole shaking will make them go to the top of the US Charts. Psy's ability to make it to the US (and let's be honest he will be a ONE HIT WONDER) is based on these  5 factors:

1) He isn't feminine---most boy bands are filled with flaming homosexuals that are obviously more into man ass than shaking their ass for women. Yes, I know Korean girls like that shit but woman in most countries like their men to be men...not little pansy asses.

2) His style is unique. Now you may say he's not fully unique (no one is), but he's not trying to imitate famous US artists for the sake of becoming famous. Instead what Psy is doing is being himself and American's like that. We like real people (I'm a giving America too much credit...probably..yeah i am).

3) He got Lucky. What more is there to say.

4) Horse Dance. Yeah, I know I'm tired of my local news and cousin's children doing this shit too, but it was fun for about two seconds and everyone can do it. Even if you aren't doing it right, no one will give a shit or notice. Psy isn't a dancer (from what I know) so he doesn't need to do all those choreographed moves just to wow you. Also Americas are not really into choreography much. They're more into vocals.

5) He's not trying to be black. Yup, most Korean artists out there are trying to be black. Funny, us Asians normally look down on black people, but I guess it's cool to steal everything those chicken eaters do to make a buck and pass it off as your own. inb4 you say Chicken Eaters is a racist term...they do eat chicken. :)


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THIS ARTICLE HAS STOPPED FOR THIS SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN

GDRAGON'S  QUOTE  IS FULL OF FUCKIN' DELUSION:

If PSY’s music is fun and exciting, I want to emphasize how special Asian hip hop is through my music. My next album will include a lot of collaboration work with foreign artists.

HAHAHAH HE REALLY THINK HE CAN MAKE IT IN THE US?

Collaborating with others? Don't you mean fapping with others, niqqa? No one wants you here and if someone colabs  with you it's because their company forced them to do it to get extra cash from THE KOREANS. It's not because they really want to work with you or find you remotely talented.

Can i suck your mushroom tip?

Lastly (before this goes on way to long), I'm gonna give you 5 reasons why GDragon will never make it:

1) He looks like a homosexual/ass pirate. AhOYYY mateyys! GDragon needs to realize that US and most countries around the world are not going to settle for some half-a-fag. Unless your someone like PRINCE, that ain't gonna happen. At least Prince has talent. All this homo does is act STREET in one MV then suddenly turn SENSITIVE/EMO then suddenly turn FUCKing gay as fuck. Seriously it's too much for American Audiences.

behind the curtains, someone is fucking my ass
2)  Steals his style from everyone. See AKF's recent article as an example. First he's emo, then he's Bret Michaels, then he's EMINEM, THEN HE'S A CROSS DRESSER, AND EVERYONE BUT HIMSELF. Dude is never himself for one fucking second. Americans will be too confused (WE'RE STUPID) and won't get wtf is going on.

3) HE WILL NEVER GET LUCKY.  NO ONE WILL EVER GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HIM...NEVER. ONLY STUPID FUCKING FAN GIRLS WILL...SHIT I'M STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO SOME RIGHT NOW. FUCKING HIGH SCHOOLERS CAN EAT SHIT AND DIE.

4) DOESN'T HAVE A HORSE DANCE NOR A HORSE DICK.  need I say more!?

5) Trying to be black.  obviously!  No one likes an imitator!

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38 comments:

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    1. well he is an AMERICAN, so I never expect an intelligent words of an American...

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  2. You're right about the horse dance. I saw the Good Morning America performance and all the anchors could do it. I suppose a silly dance that anyone can do is more fun and audience engaging than watching 4-9 girls doing complex synchronized choreography.

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    1. complex? ahahaha, oh goodness, that was rich.

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  3. I have my doubts about GD having success in the US, but you never know... Maybe Taeyang has more of chance?

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  4. I doubt that any other male k-pop idol will ever make it in the USA. Now, there is a SMALL chance that 2NE1 or possible SNSD coul have a semi-successful release in America, but that is also doubtful.

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  5. wtf is this? sulli_faggosis oppar i fucking hope you are trolling as well because rn i find your worse than GD unnir.

    and America and Japan sucks.

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  6. hating on gay people is a hate crime

    STOP THIS DISCRIMINATION RIGHT NOW

    GD OPPAR #GAYPRIDE2012

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  7. I had a policeman give me a delicious butter tart today, it was pretty awesome thought it made my day until I watched that video. Could not stop laughing, I think I've seen 1 or 2 of his videos before he does look familiar but I may have to go look at more. By the end I forgot this article was even about GD ... guess I don't care about him ... at all. I don't think any of the other groups under YG have a chance at fame in the US, though if Psy does actually end up making a name for himself he might try and share the fame with his label mates. So who knows, just have to wait and see.

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  8. gahahahaha I would love to be able to turn on the radio and hear gdruggin rapping about how much swag he's got. Reminds me of Malabu's Most Wanted. XD

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  9. 20th of November 2012. Can't wait for Kick a Ginger Day

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  10. Hey, if Lady Gaga can do it, GD can too!

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  11. I guess Taeyang's Wedding Dress somehow has the formula to PSY's success? He managed to grab the attention even among Westernized fags here. No trolling KEKE

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    1. Sulli_fagosis, unique in style in his own right, yes. But his MV and even the song is never unique if you compare it to any other artist who has ever existed. It just follows what novelty and other pop songs have served add a few sprinkles of random shit on the MV and voila! IMO, I expected more random weird scat going around with Gangrape Style--like Japan weird, but then Korea still has not reached yaeba level

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  12. great article. fuck gdruggin. sunny is mine tho slut back off

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  13. Some people really can't accept the fact that they'll never succeed in a certain category.

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  14. so a gay singer will fail in America because he's gay ?

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    1. people still have forejudgment to gays and asians(yes even in america ching chang chong)...but this is not the main excuse of his failure...because of he is talentless and asian...

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  15. the number 1 reason Psy is famous and no kpop artist will ever be:

    Gangnam Style was made with no agenda.

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  16. Well, Americans do like choreography well.... we like dancing a lot and a hot dance makes anyone look awesome though we'll probably call them a MJ wannabe ^^

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  17. Lmao. Why so mad?
    I can actually see GD making it in the US. This article sounds so full of hate that I can't even take it seriously. There's little (if any) logic, & most of the claims are just things along the lines of "OMG GD IS A FAG EW"

    I thought AFK was supposed to be anti-fangirl, not anti-artist. If more bashing articles like this come out, this blog will just be reduced to the level of the deluded fangirls that it makes fun of.

    G-Dragon's new album is actually a lot better than Heartbreaker--he's incorporating a lot of new styles while maintaining a specific identity.

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    1. I think you should at least browse through the whole website before you say sth like
      this.
      "Originally meant to be a blog where AKF could actually post what was on his mind without having fangirls complaining about his opinions. If he wanted to say a group sucked ass, he would say a group sucked ass. If he wanted to say he would bang an idol, he would say that he wanted to bang that idol."

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  18. This is a good video. Top notch.

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  19. articles kind of offensive to black people. not all black people act the same, so theres literally no such thing as acting black. were not all chicken eaters, and we dont go around calling you guys sushi eaters and chinks. Or at least I dont, because I have respect.

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    1. I think when he/she said they copy everything from black people is he meant they are copying from something that is apart of our sub-culture, even the styles. But I do agree with the chicken thing, who doesn't like chicken? Seriously...

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  20. but big bang sold out their concert dates in the US in a matter of hours. So probably gd might have a shot there

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    1. Yes, but they are performing in cities where kpop is already well known and there are a lot of Asians. If they can sell out their concerts in places other than New York (yes, I'm aware that it's in New Jersey which is close to New York) and California then I'll be impressed. No kpop groups ever dares to go outside of those too places. They are famous to an extent, but go to areas like where I live and people will ask who BIGBANG is. Most people here know who Psy is however.

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  21. G-DRAGON IS A RETARDED KID..please understand him

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  22. Your ''article'' has no reasonable arguments and speaks mainly from passionate judgements. You are talking purely from your strong emotions just like any ''brainless'' fangirl. Learn to write, research and make reasonable arguments outside of "ewww, gay asian boys''.

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  23. First of all gdragon is not a gay . Who do you think you are bashing on Gdragon?How great do you think you are to write this article? Gdragon is one of the richest idol in korea . You??How much do you make a month? Their tickets sold out within two hours . Dumbass ! GO TO HELL!

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  24. At least this dance will save half of america obesity

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  25. Another jealous bastard who love hating on GD.

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  26. Did you grow up a bit since you posted this? You'll probably laugh at all of these posts when you're older.

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