Also, on the last day of school I crept into the school’s main reception, found the password to the computer in a file, and changed my name to ‘Krease’. They even called ‘Krease’ out in the assembly for the athletics team awards. They still didn’t even notice a thing was wrong when I strolled up in my buffalo costume to receive my 1st place 100m sprint award.
What’s really annoying me is there are rumours about me going around that I’m just a delusional Exotic who needs to go to a mental hospital, but the thing is, I’m not even an Exotic. I don’t even know why they would think that, I think they’re just discriminating against me because I happen to have a pet seagull and I sing EXO’s ‘What Is Love’ to it everyday.
s!b I don’t want people sending me hate mail on my blog saying I’m delusional.
s!b I always thought of myself as a pure, hardcore ELF, and the thought of being an Exotic upsets me.
P.S. I do wash the buffalo costume.
This is a boat load of WTFuckery.
What did you expect people to think or say with you walking around as a buffalo!?
I kind of want to see this.
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