Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 15

This week's comment was submitted by damacode:

IS EXO TAKING OVER ME?

For school, instead of dressing normally like other people, everyday I wear my buffalo rent out costume I got for the month. At first people thought I was just fooling around, but when I started wearing it everyday and people found out I was serious about wearing it, they started picking on me, I mean, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with it, you should be allowed to wear what you want to wear.
Also, on the last day of school I crept into the school’s main reception, found the password to the computer in a file, and changed my name to ‘Krease’. They even called ‘Krease’ out in the assembly for the athletics team awards. They still didn’t even notice a thing was wrong when I strolled up in my buffalo costume to receive my 1st place 100m sprint award.
What’s really annoying me is there are rumours about me going around that I’m just a delusional Exotic who needs to go to a mental hospital, but the thing is, I’m not even an Exotic. I don’t even know why they would think that, I think they’re just discriminating against me because I happen to have a pet seagull and I sing EXO’s ‘What Is Love’ to it everyday. 


s!b I don’t want people sending me hate mail on my blog saying I’m delusional.
s!b I always thought of myself as a pure, hardcore ELF, and the thought of being an Exotic upsets me.

P.S. I do wash the buffalo costume.
(From: www.kpopsecrets.tumblr.com/post/29546134860/is-exo-taking-over-me)


This is a boat load of WTFuckery.

What did you expect people to think or say with you walking around as a buffalo!?

I kind of want to see this.
  
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  2. I don't get it though, what does a buffalo costume have to do with EXO or SuJu? Is there something I'm missing?

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    1. Two moons line "Roll like a buffalo." I'm assuming that's what she meant, though I've got no idea what the fuck was going through her empty ass head.

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    2. I...was thinking the same thing....

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  3. This made zero sense. I have no idea what the fuck this post is about.

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    1. Exotic inside jokes; roll like a buffalo is a line in Two Moons, Krease=Kris in Chanyeol's Engrish, and What is Love starts with the seaside so there are seagull sounds in it.

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    2. why do I know this I don't even like EXO oh god.

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    3. Ya can't expect sense from an ELF or Exotic.

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  4. It has to be troll. There's not enough misspelling and grammar mistakes, for me to think otherwise.

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  5. This can't be a real thing, I mean, really? there are people like that?
    Does anyone know what's up with the "Kill Me Kris" signs that the fans hold?

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  6. no real fangirl is that creative. has to be a troll. also, she wouldnt deny the fact that shes an exotic. she would be proud of it. and she didnt even mention a single time how perfect and adorable her bias is. Suspicious....
    I thought it was funny!

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  7. Introduce a new column and named it ToN? (Troll or Not?)

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    1. ohh it could be like those posts on Regretsy. I love that shit.
      Basically every now and then they post a bunch of completely batshit listings (made for etsy.com, a handicrafts site for people who don't know) and the audience has to guess which one is real and which ones they made up.

      PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE START A SECTION LIKE THIS!!
      If you do I'll even apply for the author of it, it sounds so exciting haha

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    2. Thank you for this wonderful blog called Regretsy. My life just became a little bit fuller since reading it.

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  9. Come on, I'm shocked you don't think/know this is a troll when it's so obvious. Also it sounds more like a guy than girl.

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  10. "I always thought of myself as a pure, hardcore ELF, and the thought of being an Exotic upsets me."


    Well, can't expect anything sane from a 'pure, hardcore' ELF.

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  11. T-ARA version: I wear a juggalo costume to school. It's not your average clown outfit and it comes with really kinky shit like this wig I stole off some second-rate Kpop group's wardrobe. I basically just go around asking people in Korean "Fucking magnets, how do they work?" and at first no one knew what I was saying and thought I was fooling around but then I started to wear it for days on end and people would laugh at me and make fun of me but there's really nothing wrong with it and you should be allowed to wear what you want to wear.

    Also, on the last day of school I crept into the girls' bathroom and filmed myself masturbating to a giant turd I'd found in one of the stalls. No one noticed that I had shit stains all down my front when I reported for sex education class later.

    What's really annoying me is that there are rumours going around saying I'm a delusional pseudo-Korean who doesn't understand a single word from her own mouth and goes around wearing prostitutes' uniforms when I haven't actually been tested for STDs. The thing is, I'm not even a T-ARA fan but I have this fetish for eyeliner and fluffy sheep muffs and this toy giraffe with a six-inch neck that I frequently use to make myself happy.

    s!b I don't want people sending me hate mail telling me I need to shave my legs before I can wear a micromini tutu

    s!b I always thought of myself as a goddamn panda, and the thought of being an assclown upsets me

    PS I masturbate in the circus outfit

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    1. @FatChorong the more comments I read by you the more I fall in love with you.

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  12. this is obviously fake!!! it's kpop secret!!! people troll here, don't believe this, lamo.

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  13. Kinda a dumb question but what does s!b mean?

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    1. not really sure about the full form but it's kind of like a PS note or something extra that you add as an afterthought to your message on kpopsecrets or other confession blogs

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    2. it means Secret! Because

      An addendum people used on Livejournal, which would often portray the story above it in a new light once the 'secret' had been admitted.

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  14. This Exotic must be in tune with The Spirit of The Buffalo, or has been taking too many hits of The Peace Pipe.

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  15. It's just too perfect to be real...
    TROLL!

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    1. agree this reaps of a cyber troll
      i don't think anyone in their right mind dresses up in a buffalo costume everyday to school or whatever. Just to fake in believing someone could get away with that type of behavior.
      I'll die if tomorrow someone in business or writing wearing clown costume at my college.

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    2. If its a troll it isn't even a good one, most of the stuff isn't even believable.

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  16. I remember seeing this on KPS a few weeks/months ago. Sometimes I wonder why I still go there, it's a cesspool of crazy fangirls and try-hard trolls (as I'm hoping this one is).

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  17. I feel like I'm really out of the loop when it comes to exo. Had no idea what the person was talking about, also had no idea exos fanclub name was exotic. Don't think they should have gone with that. Sounds slightly trashy.

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    1. They have no official fan club name as of yet. Apparently there was a rumor SM wanted to name the fan club EXTROVERTS but it has never been confirmed PLUS the fans don't even like it lmao. Also it doesn't suit them since most of them are probably introverts.

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  18. Nope, I am 100% this was a troll. Believe me, I know first hand how much Exotics try to be funny >.>

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