Saturday, September 15, 2012
Fangirl has problems with her boyfriend
Okay, the real issue is Kpop affecting relationships. Jesus Christ. This girl must be in middle school or some shit for Kpop to be the force driving the two apart. There are many important issues couples have to deal with and Kpop should be item #89234729871 on the list.
Boyfriend: Man, SHINee are a bunch of fags. Jonghyun goes from banging Shin Se Kyung to getting dick up his ass. Taemin looks like a transexual bitch without tits. Onew would suck a chicken dick if he could. He probably orders fried chicken dicks every night. Key's just a faggot. Minho has flaming charisma. I'm sure his anus has burning sensations after Lee Soo Man is done with him.
Girlfriend: We're done! I hate you for bashing my oppars!
Boyfriend: We're breaking up over Kpop?
Girlfriend: Yeah, my oppars are precious. I'd rather draw fanart of my oppars fucking on stage than have sex with you.
Boyfriend: Yeah...I'll make sure to get a restraining order on your crazy ass.
Girlfriend: SHINEE OPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Boyfriend: Man, if she didn't pull that crazy shit, I was gonna pull a GD with her before we hit the sack. Then I would have Seungri'd her. Now I just hope someone Daesung's her.