Saturday, September 15, 2012

Fangirl has problems with her boyfriend



This blog exists for shit like this.

 
SHINee is gay. The faggots kiss each other. Shawols want them to be gay considering all of the fanart they draw. I don't know why she's upset...

Okay, the real issue is Kpop affecting relationships. Jesus Christ. This girl must be in middle school or some shit for Kpop to be the force driving the two apart. There are many important issues couples have to deal with and Kpop should be item #89234729871 on the list.

Boyfriend: Man, SHINee are a bunch of fags. Jonghyun goes from banging Shin Se Kyung to getting dick up his ass. Taemin looks like a transexual bitch without tits. Onew would suck a chicken dick if he could. He probably orders fried chicken dicks every night. Key's just a faggot. Minho has flaming charisma. I'm sure his anus has burning sensations after Lee Soo Man is done with him.

Girlfriend: We're done! I hate you for bashing my oppars!

Boyfriend: We're breaking up over Kpop?

Girlfriend: Yeah, my oppars are precious. I'd rather draw fanart of my oppars fucking on stage than have sex with you.

Boyfriend: Yeah...I'll make sure to get a restraining order on your crazy ass.

Girlfriend: SHINEE OPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Boyfriend: Man, if she didn't pull that crazy shit, I was gonna pull a GD with her before we hit the sack. Then I would have Seungri'd her. Now I just hope someone Daesung's her.

42 comments:

  1. lol bitches be cray...on...crayon

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    1. Get you crayon..crayon
      I'm getting some tonight at Target. Also some glow sticks. Download that fuck up song and find me the nearest most gangstalicious club. Blast it and throw my crayons in the air. Why cause I fucks with GD like that.

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  2. "don't think I'm a crazy fangirl who puts her group over her real relationship"

    Too late for her boyfriend.

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  3. I was with the boyfriend until he said that MBLAQ are manly. Fact: Not one single male kpop idol is manly.

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    1. Seungho is the manliest of manly men!

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    2. Seungri proved to be a bit manly if the so called scandal is true. Hopefully it is

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    3. Seungri proved to be a bit manly if the so called scandal is true. Hopefully it is

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    4. whats manly about treating a woman like a hooker.

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    5. There are plenty of male K-pop idols that are mangly. In fact, Koreans are manglier than your average white mang. They just act gay, but they are almost always masculine mangs.

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    6. treating a woman like a hooker is totally manly, but i think it was a ploy to mask the fact that he couldn't bring himself to kiss her

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  4. both of them are immature... not in the crazy girl's side, but that boy looks like an ass...

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  5. He..likes..Rain..?--and MBLAQ? Now let's reevaluate who's got the prob here

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    1. He's into masculine gay men

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    2. makes me wanna emasculate all of them

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  6. Isn't this a bit homophobic? Or not. Idek. The chick is too because gay shouldnt be used as an insult.
    I guess you are right about the couple thing. I also see a lot of kpop stan's with shitty friends.

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    1. Not really homophobic as much as 'straight guy is uncomfortable with homosexuality because he hasn't come into contact with any homosexuals so he makes a joke of it to cope'

      It seems to be a wide trend in guys <18ish.

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  7. I can't take this seriously after "MBLAQ are manly". I guess even SNSD is "manly" compared to SHINee, but as an idol group honestly I can't.

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  8. "Shawols want them to be gay considering all of the fanart they draw."

    not too mention all that f*cking fanfiction and roleplaying /pukes

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  9. "Boyfriend: Man, if she didn't pull that crazy shit, I was gonna pull a GD with her before we hit the sack. Then I would have Seungri'd her. Now I just hope someone Daesung's her."
    That is just legendary.

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  10. BUT JONGHYUN IS SOOOOOO HOOOOOOOTTTTTT :C

    ERMAHGERD JONGHYUN OPPAR FUCK MEEEE :D

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    1. Jonghyun so groce. And his singing is so horrible.

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    2. Well, tbh he's buffed up a bit TOO much and his face is kinda squarish and odd now and they gave him the most disgusting haircut during Sherlock, but circa 2009-2010 he was the hottest thing alive.

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    3. Circa 2009 - 2010 a lot of K-pop was actually fappable

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    4. I am sorry but he is like the male Hyoyeon(b4 PS,btw wat is she doing these days guess hyogre lost popularity)
      During their replay days, Jonghyun was an ugly type of cute, like daesung

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    5. LOLWAT he looks like Donghae <3
      /or maybe it's just the fact that Jonghyun is one of the few idols that don't come off as entirely vapid/fake and seems to have an actual personality and wit. That shit is super attractive to me.
      to each his own.

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  11. Damn, that girl's got some serious issues. 'Jonghyun's songs and Minho's raps'....oh the hilarity.

    I feel like clubbin' her with a sledgehammer already.

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    1. what I'm wondering is when Jonghyun has ever rapped. Maybe kpop has brainwashed her to the point that he was just having a casual conversation and she thought it was rapping. Or whatever passes for rapping in kpop.

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  12. Did she say her boyfriend actually likes Mblaq? and Rain? He's obviously gay. I bet they only have anal sex where he chokes the shit out of her, nuts on her stomach and doesn't even help her clean herself up.

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  13. This reminds me of the crazy chinese fangirl that said taemin can't get married, and she wont get married either.

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    1. oh yeah I saw that episode of Hello. It was funny apart from those creepy bits when she went totally insane (like when she snatched the sweater out of the MC´s hand(fuck I always forget that female MC´s name))

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    2. Yea she went psycho over it, she was about to beat the shit out of her, and that face she made when she said he could never get married was scary as shit.
      And I found it hard to believe she only got like 90 votes, crazy fans are a big big problem, and shouldn't be treated as a regular fan.

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  14. What the fuck is wrong with fangirls these days?
    How you gonna give up steady dick for one you can't touch?
    Dis your man because he doesn't like your band?

    Is this why birth rates are low in Asia because of fucking idols?

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    1. I think it's because woman are becoming more independent, especially in Japan.

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    2. Coz azn so smart. We want one dissapointment to be born.

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  15. I can't tell if they deserve each other because of their equal amounts of delusional fangirling, or if they should get restraining orders against each other.

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