Thursday, September 20, 2012

Why Can't Suzy Hold All These Feels?

As you all know, Suzy has built a long illustrious career of fat whoring all over KPop. She loves it, we love it, but her fangirls don't. Every time we bring it up, there's always some naive stan accusing us of being antis. 

EVERYONE RAGED WHEN WE FIRST TOLD YOU GUYS THAT SUZY WAS A FAT WHORE, BUT NOW WE HAVE MORE PROOF.

MTE, TOP.
REASONS WHY SUZY IS A FAT WHORE:

1. She can't wait to turn 20 to legally access porn.
miss A‘s Suzy expressed her desire to watch a 19+ film (South Korea’s equivalent to a rated R film) with her fellow miss A members when she turns 20 years old.
In a recent interview with MBC‘s ‘Section TV‘, the singer was asked what she wanted to do the most when she turns 20. To this, she answered, “I would like to go to the movie theater and watch a restricted movie with the other miss A members,” causing everyone to laugh.
She wants to watch a 19+ movie with her unnies eh? We all know anyone can sneak into a movie theatre or obtain access to a restricted movies by one way or another, but there's only one kind of 19+ movie you CAN'T get access to in Korea.

PORN. What's worse is she wants to watch it with all three of her unnies, perhaps to get them in the mood so she can finally have her wicked ways with Fei...

She can't wait to do this in bed.
2. Suzy can't keep her feels inside on national television.
On the September 16th edition of MBC‘s ‘Section TV‘, reporter Park Seul Gi congratulated the singer in becoming the first Korean female star to reach 1 million followers on Twitter.
But although she already has that many folllowers and counting, the singer confessed that there is still one person she would like to be followed by.
Without hesitation, she immediately revealed that person to be none other than her ideal type Ian Somerhalder, an American actor and model who’s widely known for playing Damon Salvatore in the TV drama ‘The Vampire Diaries‘.
I actually sent him a follow request, but he has yet to respond,” Suzy said.
She then left a sweet video message to the actor in English saying, “Hi. I’m Suzy from miss A. You know? I love you. Thank you.”


LOOK AT HER, her horny feels cannot be contained and she has no sense of self-control!! It's one thing to fangirl over someone in private BUT KEEP THAT DISGUSTING SHIT OFF THE AIR. We can smell your arousal from here!! Not to mention the fact that she's forgoing the countless find young Korean men she can settle down with like a true daughter of Korea for some white boy from America!

I BET SHE EATS NOTHING BUT BEAN PASTE.



3. Suzy can't keep her hormones on check even on Twitter.

JUST LOOK AT HER SLOBBERING ALL OVER IAN.
YEAH YOU ARE.
"I'd really like to show you my puppy, Damon?" PUPPY? MORE LIKE PUSSY, AMIRITE? She even named her vagina after his fictional character!! HOW MUCH MORE HORNY CAN YOU GET??

And apparently she's successfully e-seduced him through DMs of her breasts or something, cause he's interested.

You can only imagine the frenzied masturbating to be had in the Miss A dorm that night.

"MFW I'M PROBABLY GOING TO HIT THAT BEFORE YOU GOOKS EVER WILL."

25 comments:

  1. "my good friends [...] Eunjung"

    who dis madafaka

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  2. i need to start following suzy










    on twitter

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  3. You sound like a jealous and raging fan boy.....You should follow Suzy on twitter and ask her to film her make-out session with that vampire dude. Then she will have free access to porns.

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  4. Ian Somerhalder is hot! and he played in LOST too.

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  5. Part of me tells she's already had some rough times in bed with the rest of Miss A for quite a while.

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  6. Fck you Zaku, stop the hate on the whore already !

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  7. i know she is a fat whore but dam! http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maj3u658Er1rvo4zjo1_500.jpg

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  8. bitch please I will bang damon too,he is really fucking hot vampire,this days gay vampires use much more bb cream,lipstick,contact lenses.. oh wait!!

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  9. I literally, could not stop face palming, when she made that video. The dude INDIRECTLY tweets, about, and not only does she offer to show him her "puppy", but confesses her love to him.
    It was ONE tweet, and it wasn't even directed to her.

    Her whoreness, is a horny fangirl.

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  10. Suzy is so adorable.
    I will impersonate Ian and have Suzy all for myself MuHAHAHA

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  11. I hope people don't think I hate Suzy, because I don't. LOLOLOL

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  12. In order to get kpop idols, one must become a drama actor in The Unites States. I better start taking acting classes.

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  13. I love Suzy
    she's in my top 10 for prettiest kpop girls
    1. Seohyun
    2. Suzy
    3. Jihyun(4minat)
    4. Soyeon
    5. Sunny
    6. Sooyoung
    7. Sulli(except when she smiles then barf)
    Well that's all IMO. Bunch of plain bishes

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    1. EW SEOBOT, EW JIHYUN (worthless fag), EW SULLI (looks like a derpface tard)

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    2. It may be true but I can't halp myself

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  14. suzy just cant hold her hormones she twitted

    @iansomerhalder oh that's great! So are you coming to Korea to see me? lol jk. When r u coming!

    I cant believe this she is basically saying come to korea I will give you some major pussy just like that she is in fact a fat whore

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  15. damn, that fei and suzy picture. need more of that shit.

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  16. A Girl, a Boy and a dog. Gross

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  17. LOL @ that pic. Did you get the bad screenshot yourself or has this macro been floating all over the nets?

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    1. The screenshot's been around for a while.

      http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5hnuqrNqU1rp565eo1_1280.png

      I made the macro/edit myself though.

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  18. I don't blame her, Ian Somerhalder is hot. Really hot.

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  20. What is it with Vampire Diaries and KPOP. Didn't Nina Dobrev and Kat Graham recently reveal their desire to have group sex with Twenny Won?

    Suzy sounds like a desperate, eager whore. She's basically telling Somerhalder she's good for three throat fucks, two tossed salads and a golden shower.

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